Ryan Gosling Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 What crisis will tomorrow's papers come out with? It's Sunday so it'll be the big news. I'm going with the leccy being switched off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Hearts have 3 overdue library books and look like going into liquidation next Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Davie Provan will be moist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simey Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Pat the Plumber in water offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3inaBednar Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 West Brom beaten again but Mowbray doesn't care cause they 'played the right way':blah: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 The Tyre has burst.. Hopefully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 The Sunday Sport will have their usual nonsense headline : Hearts pay bills on time shocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndriusG Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Coin thrown at player, player picks up and asks for any more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Vlad's got a floppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 WAT-ER WAY TO GO HMFC are facing court hearings and possible closure after they failed to pay Scottish Water on time. (The random bold bits are what the red tops do, to make it obvious to the idiots that read them what the story is actually about) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 "Vlad's fax intercepted to Frosty the Snowman in win bonus shock" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol1874 Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 HEARTS ASSETS FROZEN out of a match against Motherwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only a Game Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 "No Water at Tynecastle as Romanov pulls the plug" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSS Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 WATERGATE Exclusive by Stuart BATHGATE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest juvehearts Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Hibs are still ****e, shockaroonie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romanov Stole My Pension Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Hearts have 3 overdue library books and look like going into liquidation next Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 STRACHAN TAKES ETHANOL AND ANNOUNCES "I AM A WEE GINGER SCROTE." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpship Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Barry the crab is gay !!!! SHOCK !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinkingsub Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Barry the crab is gay !!!! SHOCK !!!!No shock in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpship Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 No shock in that. Only to his wife . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven98 Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Look out for round about March/April time. I bet that's when those nice people from Customs & Excise are going to start getting really shirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 7, 2008 Author Share Posted December 7, 2008 So far we have The Worst of Times Bitter Bruno reflects And the tabloids aren't even out yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboJen Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Jambos Fir Park no-show Club insiders say they may be out of business by the end of the week. By Keith Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboJen Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 So far we have The Worst of Times Bitter Bruno reflects And the tabloids aren't even out yet! What's bitter Bruno reflecting on, Peanut? His PotM award? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertonian_II Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Look out for round about March/April time. I bet that's when those nice people from Customs & Excise are going to start getting really shirty. VAT's done it............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertonian_II Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Look out for round about March/April time. I bet that's when those nice people from Customs & Excise are going to start getting really shirty. Income TAXi for Romanov............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Vlad being chased by Russian Mafia........or Vlad living in submarine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 7, 2008 Author Share Posted December 7, 2008 What's bitter Bruno reflecting on, Peanut? His PotM award? Brellier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 What's bitter Bruno reflecting on, Peanut? His PotM award? No - what Brellier did to him. As an indication of the cliques/unhappiness within the squad at that time, it takes some beating. http://sport.scotsman.com/football/Paul-Forsyth-Bitter-Bruno-reflects.4769171.jp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven98 Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Income TAXi for Romanov............ Go on, admit it. You're quite pleased with those, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 No - what Brellier did to him. As an indication of the cliques/unhappiness within the squad at that time, it takes some beating. http://sport.scotsman.com/football/Paul-Forsyth-Bitter-Bruno-reflects.4769171.jp Sadly that sounds about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertonian_II Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Go on, admit it. You're quite pleased with those, aren't you? Yup I just hope it does not come to pass:sad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboythree Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 HEARTS DONT TRAVEL WEST IN BUS FARE SHOCKER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only a Game Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Look out for round about March/April time. I bet that's when those nice people from Customs & Excise are going to start getting really shirty. "VATman delivers final blow to Jambos - Warrant issued for Mad Vlad's arrest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven98 Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 "VATman delivers final blow to Jambos - Warrant issued for Mad Vlad's arrest" They'll go after the Club...he'll "mysteriously disappear." Boot of a Skoda, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Mysterious Lithuanian Vlanishes , Hearts fans log on in horror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Hearts fail to make it 6 in a row. Hearts yesterday didn't even manage to get a shot on target as Motherwell keeper Smith had a trouble-free afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven98 Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Vlam-Pier Robert Maxwell springs to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie-Brown Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Pat the Plumber in water offer. Nice one simey although there's a lot fewer vans outside the global headquarters these days, more smokers standing outside the Liberton Inn than munro staff i reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Examiner Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Hearts fail to make it 6 in a row.Hearts yesterday didn't even manage to get a shot on target as Motherwell keeper Smith had a trouble-free afternoon. LOL And sub header: Players fail to appear after payment delays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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