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Stadium Announcer: Gary, I believe you have a special guest with you this week, who is it?

 

Gary: Yes, that's right. It's a right slag from Methil.

 

S.A: Let's make some noise for a slag!

 

Slag appears on the pitch and makes plea for people to vote for her in contest being run by "lads" mag.

 

S.A: Slag, if you win this "contest" you are involved in you will have to take part in nude photo-shoots, is that going to be a problem?

 

Slag: NO. I will basically do anything to either make money or become a "celebrity" and this seems like a really easy way to achieve at least one of those goals.

 

S.A: Great. Let's hear it again for a slag.

 

Audience cheers but one man can be heard weeping as he mourns the death of a nation.

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Stadium Announcer: Gary, I believe you have a special guest with you this week, who is it?

 

Gary: Yes, that's right. It's a right slag from Methil.

 

S.A: Let's make some noise for a slag!

 

Slag appears on the pitch and makes plea for people to vote for her in contest being run by "lads" mag.

 

S.A: Slag, if you win this "contest" you are involved in you will have to take part in nude photo-shoots, is that going to be a problem?

 

Slag: NO. I will basically do anything to either make money or become a "celebrity" and this seems like a really easy way to achieve at least one of those goals.

 

S.A: Great. Let's hear it again for a slag.

 

Audience cheers but one man can be heard weeping as he mourns the death of a nation.

 

:D

 

Either that or the one man weeping was her dad.

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Stadium Announcer: Gary, I believe you have a special guest with you this week, who is it?

 

Gary: Yes, that's right. It's a right slag from Methil.

 

S.A: Let's make some noise for a slag!

 

Slag appears on the pitch and makes plea for people to vote for her in contest being run by "lads" mag.

 

S.A: Slag, if you win this "contest" you are involved in you will have to take part in nude photo-shoots, is that going to be a problem?

 

Slag: NO. I will basically do anything to either make money or become a "celebrity" and this seems like a really easy way to achieve at least one of those goals.

 

S.A: Great. Let's hear it again for a slag.

 

Audience cheers but one man can be heard weeping as he mourns the death of a nation.

 

 

 

PMSL !!:)

 

Who said JKB aint what it used to be.:P

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I stood in The Wheatfield today for a good 15 minutes before taking my seat and didn't see one good looking woman walk past the whole time.

 

This woman could well be one of a kind.

 

Seeing as she's from Methil, she'll have no problem having bairns so lets get some kind of cloning programme on the go and get a wee production line of good looking Hearts fans popped out for the future.

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Stadium Announcer: Gary, I believe you have a special guest with you this week, who is it?

 

Gary: Yes, that's right. It's a right slag from Methil.

 

S.A: Let's make some noise for a slag!

 

Slag appears on the pitch and makes plea for people to vote for her in contest being run by "lads" mag.

 

S.A: Slag, if you win this "contest" you are involved in you will have to take part in nude photo-shoots, is that going to be a problem?

 

Slag: NO. I will basically do anything to either make money or become a "celebrity" and this seems like a really easy way to achieve at least one of those goals.

 

S.A: Great. Let's hear it again for a slag.

 

Audience cheers but one man can be heard weeping as he mourns the death of a nation.

 

My post of the year so far. We are not worthy.

 

I was going to say "Get her pumped", but it doesn't seem appropriate now.

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King of the North
I stood in The Wheatfield today for a good 15 minutes before taking my seat and didn't see one good looking woman walk past the whole time.

 

This woman could well be one of a kind.

 

Seeing as she's from Methil, she'll have no problem having bairns so lets get some kind of cloning programme on the go and get a wee production line of good looking Hearts fans popped out for the future.

 

:biggrin:

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Did she claim to be a Jambo? Was funny watching all the guys who were on the way to the toilets/pie stand and when the words FHM and Nuts babe contender there was a lot of back tracking along the stand hehe

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I stood in The Wheatfield today for a good 15 minutes before taking my seat and didn't see one good looking woman walk past the whole time.

 

This woman could well be one of a kind.

 

Seeing as she's from Methil, she'll have no problem having bairns so lets get some kind of cloning programme on the go and get a wee production line of good looking Hearts fans popped out for the future.

 

 

 

Because im in the Gorgie stand :P

 

 

Did you see the caley jags pictures of the male Hearts fans :eek:

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Miller Jambo 60
Purely for research I had a look through the rest, number 43 is Valeria Implantini, very appropriate name!

 

Stick to my wife clean and a jambo

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I stood in The Wheatfield today for a good 15 minutes before taking my seat and didn't see one good looking woman walk past the whole time.

 

This woman could well be one of a kind.

 

Seeing as she's from Methil, she'll have no problem having bairns so lets get some kind of cloning programme on the go and get a wee production line of good looking Hearts fans popped out for the future.

 

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