Csaba's Broon Shoes Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Anybody got some useless information they would like to share with the Shed http://www.philbrodieband.com/jokes-amazing_facts.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 There are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand on every beach in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest juvehearts Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 no-one alive today has seen hibernian football club win a scottish cup. FACT everyone over the age of 107 aint from edinburgh or has never heard of the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 JFK was murdered by the American secret service 45 years ago today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 My mate's dad has seen Carol Smillie's growler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 A french horn is 11 feet long when straightened out:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackaysCentreSpot Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 The English word pajamas has it's origin in Persian. It is a combination of the Persian words pa (leg) and jamah (garment). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanlet Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 who needs wikipedia ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 My best mate's old boss has pumped Hazel Irvine. And she was a maniac in the sack apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 My best mate's old boss has pumped Hazel Irvine. And she was a maniac in the sack apparently. Thats a good friend of mine your slandering:cool: p.s. I do believe your right though;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_hibs Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 I just farted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 my mates wee brother gave hermein....hermaei...ah feck it, the wee girl outta harry potter, he slipped her 3 fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 My best mate's old boss has pumped Hazel Irvine. And she was a maniac in the sack apparently. Wasn't that Sellic striker Jackie Jackanoffski (sp) allegedly in there too? Oh and Heinz Tomato Sauce contains celery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 I have an energy saving lightbulb in my room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Humming birds can live up to 12 years, although many live only 3 to 5 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 An elephant's custard cannon weighs half a hundredweight ! 8 stone = 1 hundredweight ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Irvine Jambo (RIP ) had a Bollywood actress wife, millions in the bank, degrees from 5 universities, and was a world class boxer. That may be useless info but it's still a FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 There was once a gentleman called John. His friends and colleges would call him "Jock". He was fairly large....big even. He knew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 "A problem cannot be solved by the same conciousness that created it",by Albert Einstein. "there are more galaxies in this universe than sceptics", ML.:107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent." Eleanor Roosevelt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irontart Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 cheese can be a little bit crumbly!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking. But now who knows? Anything goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 If you cut off a star fish leg (or whatever its called ) It will grow another... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Robbie Neilsons uncle played drums with Showaddywaddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 The fog on the Tyne doesn't actually belong to anybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Blue and red are in fact different shades of the same colour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinheaven Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Blue and red are in fact different shades of the same colour. that is bollox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Maroon Legions is David Icke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 who needs wikipedia ! The M8 is a **** motorway FACT:) It goes to Glasgow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 that is bollox I didn't say on which planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 The M8 is a **** motorway FACT:) It goes to Glasgow but it also takes you out of glasgow, always great the driving the car home along the M8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Maroon Legions is David Icke nice avatar, you know Lennon was quoted by Icke in a few of his books but is that Useless Information?You are right in your above post though ,totally Useless Information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I didn't say on which planet. red for Mars, blue , mm, possibly Venus or earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I'm sitting on a chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hogan3012 Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 my mates wee brother gave hermein....hermaei...ah feck it, the wee girl outta harry potter, he slipped her 3 fingers. I thought she was 14 or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 red for Mars, blue , mm, possibly Venus or earth. No, not even in this galaxy mate. I made a mistake posting my original snippet of information - I travel so much these days between my home planet and Earth that it takes me a few days to orientate myself each time I touch planet. Thought I was back on Zyyrtskp (where red and blue actually are different shades of the same colour). Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 nice avatar, you know Lennon was quoted by Icke in a few of his books but is that Useless Information?You are right in your above post though ,totally Useless Information. Lennon witnessed a UFO from his apartment in The Dakota, he relates the experience in Nobody Told Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 No, not even in this galaxy mate. I made a mistake posting my original snippet of information - I travel so much these days between my home planet and Earth that it takes me a few days to orientate myself each time I touch planet. Thought I was back on Zyyrtskp (where red and blue actually are different shades of the same colour). Sorry. Is that a clone of deeside:eek:, na, cannae be, here is some information that you could take back to ZYYRTSKP on your next visit there:eek:. Infinite Energy is the Only Truth Red Ice Creations | RedIceCreations.com 1,373 views November 23, 2008 Foreword by War Is Crime: Those who ever took time to meditate on the full meaning of Einstein?s famous E=mc2 equation won?t be surprised. Those who have read David Icke?s book ?Infinite Love is the Only Truth, Everything Else is Illusion? will understand my excitement. What until last week was a ?theory? has now been scientifically proven and confirmed by the Europe?s fastest supercomputer: at least 95 percent of our ?material? world is, in fact, immaterial, a sort of ?pure energy? with no mass or volume. And that?s not all! Particle physics considers the mass of other 5 percent of ?matter? being created out of the quantum vacuum by the so-called Higgs field in the form of virtual [New Scientist] Higgs bosons, aka ?The God Particles,? whose existence is yet to be confirmed when the Large Hadron Collider starts up again next year. The big deal is that if the LHC confirms that the Higgs exists, it will mean that ALL (!) our reality is virtual. The standard model of physics got it right when it predicted where the mass of ordinary matter comes from, according to a massive new computational effort. Particle physics explains that the bulk of atoms is made up of protons and neutrons, which are themselves composed of smaller particles known as quarks, which in turn are bound by gluons. The odd thing is this: the mass of gluons is zero and the mass of quarks [accounts for] only five percent. Where, therefore, is the missing 95 percent? The answer, according to theory, is that the energy from the interactions between quarks and gluons accounts for the excess mass (because as Einstein?s famous E=mc2 equation proved, energy and mass are equivalent). Gluons are the carriers of the strong nuclear force that binds three quarks together to form one proton or neutron; these gluons are constantly popping into existence and disappearing again. The energy of these vacuum fluctuations has to be included in the total mass of the proton and neutron. The new study finally crunched the numbers on how much energy is created in these fluctuations and confirmed the theory, but it took a supercomputer over a year to do so. The theory that describes the interactions of quarks and gluons is known as quantum chromodynamics (QCD). These exchanges bind quarks together by changing a quark property known as color charge. This charge is similar to electric charge but comes in three different types, whimsically referred to as red, green and blue. Six different types of quarks interact with eight varieties of gluons to create a panoply of elementary particles. Infinite Love Is the Only Truth, Everything Else Is IllusionCalculating these interactions was a massive task, as researchers explain in an article in Science [subscription required]. The team used more than a year of time on the parallel computer network at J?lich (Germany), which can handle 200 teraflops, or 200 trillion arithmetical calculations per second. But what, you may be saying, of the Higgs boson? The Higgs is often mentioned as an elusive particle that endows other particles with mass, and the Large Hadron Collider will search for it when it starts up again next year. But the Higgs is thought to explain only where the mass of the quarks themselves comes from. The new work confirms that the mass of the stuff around us is due only in very small part to the masses of quarks themselves. Most of it comes from the way they interact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I once wanted to nob both the girls out of the B52s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I once wanted to nob both the girls out of the B52s. At the same time or individually? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 At the same time or individually? I didn't mind. They are knocking on a bit now so I'll give it a miss. Nowadays I quite fancy the idea of banging all the women on I'm a Celebrity. Except Esther Rantzen. And Martina Navratilova. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I didn't mind. They are knocking on a bit now so I'll give it a miss. Nowadays I quite fancy the idea of banging all the women on I'm a Celebrity. Except Esther Rantzen. And Martina Navratilova. And you've stayed the same age, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 And you've stayed the same age, no? It doesn't matter. I was a fat bassa when I was 17 and I am the same now. One day though, Mylene Klass will come knocking at my door begging for it and then you'll be sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 It doesn't matter. I was a fat bassa when I was 17 and I am the same now. One day though, Mylene Klass will come knocking at my door begging for it and then you'll be sorry. I know, I shouldn't have let her leave me a couple of years ago. Oh well, my latest one's sexier anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I know, I shouldn't have let her leave me a couple of years ago. Oh well, my latest one's sexier anyway. I can't deny that, when it comes to Mylene Klass, I would modetit the modedit modetit off her. The filthy modedit slag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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