Feeno Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/Tight-leash-frees-Hearts39-Christian.4718081.jp Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 So is Nade's new found fitness more down to getting a bird and not going clubbing, rather than getting a new manager? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feeno Posted November 21, 2008 Author Share Posted November 21, 2008 So is Nade's new found fitness more down to getting a bird and not going clubbing, rather than getting a new manager? Both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Both. I'm just thinking, take the bird out of the equation, and he'd be back out clubbing regardless of anything any manager is telling him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 To be fair, when you are with a new bird and you're geting yer andy cole all the time you do spend a lot more energy:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I'm just thinking, take the bird out of the equation, and he'd be back out clubbing regardless of anything any manager is telling him. We should send her a card or something.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 bet he's thinking of pies when he's mid-pump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Shagging yer lemon the night before a game is what you need. Read it in Runners World, that those who get their nat king the day before a marathon on average chalked about 4 or 5 mins of their personal best. I put this into practice with Mrs NT the day before this years Edinburgh mara, and sped home in a new PB (at that time - I've beat that since) of 3.13 - taking 4 mins off my previous best! Gotta make you quicker I reckon. Even having a good royal bank must, err, 'stroke' a coupla mins of yer time! Go-Nads!! NT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 If you've got a girl with the skills to pay the bills your always on to a winner. Its all down to technique on the birds part.. if she puts the work in he'll not even think of the "Edinburgh Pub Scene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattatooi Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 To be fair, when you are with a new bird and you're geting yer andy cole all the time you do spend a lot more energy:cool: Based on this, I'm assuming that most of the current squad are not getting their Nat King at the moment? Perhaps we need to establish some sort of Dating Agency that helps the lads get their "treatment"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackaysCentreSpot Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I'm just thinking, take the bird out of the equation, and he'd be back out clubbing regardless of anything any manager is telling him. Certainly comes across that way. Sorry but I just can not see Nade as a regular on the Edinburgh clubbing circuit. Maybe a regular on the Edinburgh fast food circuit.....that I would have believed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Shagging yer lemon the night before a game is what you need. Read it in Runners World, that those who get their nat king the day before a marathon on average chalked about 4 or 5 mins of their personal best. I put this into practice with Mrs NT the day before this years Edinburgh mara, and sped home in a new PB (at that time - I've beat that since) of 3.13 - taking 4 mins off my previous best! Gotta make you quicker I reckon. Even having a good royal bank must, err, 'stroke' a coupla mins of yer time! Go-Nads!! NT Just think of the records you could've broken if you'd done her up against the starters box... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Just think of the records you could've broken if you'd done her up against the starters box... LOL, I'm not going there, metaphorically, or literally! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Quagmire Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 So is Nade's new found fitness more down to getting a bird and not going clubbing, rather than getting a new manager? do you not read but just type ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 do you not read but just type ? Do you have anything to say about HMFC, or do you just log on each week to have a dig at me for giving my opinion on HMFC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 do you not read but just type ? Do you have anything to say about HMFC, or do you just log on each week to have a dig at me for giving my opinion on HMFC? Gie it a f ***** g rest the pair of you, or I'll set my cat on you both. He's in the mood, after just dealing with some bloke called McGeady (never heard of him, have you?) in a Glasgow nightclub. Total pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Gie it a f ***** g rest the pair of you, or I'll set my cat on you both. He's in the mood, after just dealing with some bloke called McGeady (never heard of him, have you?) in a Glasgow nightclub. Total pussy. Sorry Nelly please don't set the cat on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Sorry Nelly please don't set the cat on me. IT's alright JR, I'll tell him to stand down. He's talking (OK, purring) about scratching the gonads off some bloke called Rear-dens who is apparently a hoe-bow or something next apparentley. Total pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genghis Khan Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 So is Nade's new found fitness more down to getting a bird and not going clubbing, rather than getting a new manager? "Equally as influential has been the arrival at Hearts of Csaba Laszlo." "He attributes the lack of goals to the much-derided 4-4-1-1 formation employed by Hearts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackaysCentreSpot Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 "Equally as influential has been the arrival at Hearts of Csaba Laszlo." "He attributes the lack of goals to the much-derided 4-4-1-1 formation employed by Hearts" Aye he had to say that. Lets be realistic here. He has a reason to stay at home now instead of clubbing. Now lets break it down. He probably went clubbing like any other hot blooded male to meet a female and hopefully lead to him getting his leg over. He does not have to do this now as he has a woman at home. But do not be so niave to think that if this woman was not on the scene he would still be staying in and not going clubbing to try and achieve what he went clubbing for in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toboggan Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Based on this, I'm assuming that most of the current squad are not getting their Nat King at the moment? Perhaps we need to establish some sort of Dating Agency that helps the lads get their "treatment"..... What's Driver's excuse? I thought his missus, (wife to be) was a Miss Scotland candidate. Surely he's getting some... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Aye he had to say that. Lets be realistic here. He has a reason to stay at home now instead of clubbing. Now lets break it down. He probably went clubbing like any other hot blooded male to meet a female and hopefully lead to him getting his leg over. He does not have to do this now as he has a woman at home. But do not be so niave to think that if this woman was not on the scene he would still be staying in and not going clubbing to try and achieve what he went clubbing for in the first place. Exactly what I was getting at. Lets just hope it works out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I went clubbing once. Took ages to get that seal blood off my shoes! Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackaysCentreSpot Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 What's Driver's excuse? I thought his missus, (wife to be) was a Miss Scotland candidate. Surely he's getting some... Imagine discussing a players sex life on here. Thought that kind of thing was taboo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 The 24-year-old Frenchman is presently deputising in the team for the injured Mike Tullberg and cuts a somewhat revitalised figure compared with the lethargic character of last season. Regular social outings in the Capital left him overweight and under performing following his transfer from Sheffield United in August 2007, however, the intervention of a new female companion has forced Nade to adopt a different approach.:107years: "For me, everything has changed," he said, speaking exclusively to the Evening News. "I go to training, I go home, I go training again and I go home again. That's what I do every day. Before I would do other things, like go to clubs all the time. "It's different now because I live with my girlfriend. I can't go out when I want:eek:, I stay home. She is helping me stay on the correct path and I am more focused on football. She helps me a lot with eating the correct food :)and all sort of things. I can see the difference on the pitch now.":cool: Well , the power of a woman eh, so its no more junk food , late night boozing and shaking his booties on the dance floor.Hope this works for him and we see the real Nade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 In Peebles today ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I'd gie his burd my boaby. They come into Tesco all the time. Seems a really nice guy Nade, saw him sign and autograph and pose for a couple of pictures, no hassle at all. Plus he seems to be hitting some form. Keep it up Nads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 In Peebles today ? By that i take it you mean there is already a thread on his bird giving him it tight then..Sorry if there is but i just logged on to the EEN web site and read the article on Nade that's on today's edition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 That's generally what references to Peebles imply, yes ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Underweight Now Under the Thum - A Christian Nade Tale:eek: Yip and there it is:rolleyes:, sorry for eh, spamming a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Then logged on here, with your eyes shut, and posted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 It's actually David Icke's reptillian friends who are eating his excess weight from inside his eyeballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Eeeeeeeeee ... yev gottae laff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 It's actually David Icke's reptillian friends who are eating his excess weight from inside his eyeballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 It's actually David Icke's reptillian friends who are eating his excess weight from inside his eyeballs. No, no ... aliens have created a wormhole in the time space continuum, meaning that the internet takes several hours more to get to Peebles ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Then logged on here, with your eyes shut, and posted it. Eyes shut, seems about right but if your not fast your last eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 No, no ... aliens have created a wormhole in the time space continuum, meaning that the internet takes several hours more to get to Peebles ... Could be but you would have to ask people from Peebles, eh, then again how many people from Peebles are actually posting on here at any given time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Could be but you would have to ask people from Peebles, eh, then again how many people from Peebles are actually posting on here at any given time. ... and if their answer arrived before I asked the question, I would get very scared ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Eyes shut, seems about right but if your not fast your last eh. And you were last. You need to open your eyes and your mind man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclojambo Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Wait until the six month 'honeymoon period' wears off. He'll be scoffing pies again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adi Dassler Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 If his burd is who i'm told it is then she used to be a really naturally good looking lassie but spoiled herself with fake boobs and a loyalty card for Tanerife. Total WAG material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d(>_<)b Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 If the club are continuing to economise and cut back on the wage bill, then Nade must be one of those that's been told he'll be sold if an offer comes in (or has worked it out for himself) Chances are he's playing to tout himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Wait until the six month 'honeymoon period' wears off. He'll be scoffing pies again! He must be doing that now;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephs Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 If his burd is who i'm told it is then she used to be a really naturally good looking lassie but spoiled herself with fake boobs and a loyalty card for Tanerife. Total WAG material. I don't think it's that one, but could be mistaken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Quagmire Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Do you have anything to say about HMFC, or do you just log on each week to have a dig at me for giving my opinion on HMFC? I have lots to say about HMFC but you would struggle to understand it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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