Guest GhostHunter Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 You're walking in the Sewer District, and stumple upon a wallet lying in the gutter... You pick it up, and look inside....where, sitting pretty in the middle, is ?500 worth of crisp fifty pounds notes... You delve deeper... No cards, driving licence or any identifying features, except.... A Vermin Season Ticket..... Morality Quesion....Do you hand it in to the Police or to Vermin FC ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooba1874 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 U just simply take the money and leave the wallet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Take the ?500 and have a chug later that evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Trick question: no Hibs fan has ?500 to their name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Take the ?500 and have a chug later that evening. Ewwww. Anyway, mine are usually free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I'd pop the green thing in the bin, spend the 500 on a Hearts season ticket and return it to the owner. That or reward myself for finding it (with ?500) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladtheexhaler Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Drop it immediately and clean the filth from my hands with an industrial floor sander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Trick question: no Hibs fan has ?500 to their name. Zemmama will...once the sale of his teenage bride is complete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Drop it immediately and clean the filth from my hands with an industrial floor sander. Hehe - Morality Score 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Are these Vladnotes? Surely no hobo has real money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Pocket the cash then hand the season ticket in at the San Giro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Take the cash, Go home and do a nice gladis and then procede to wipe yir arse with the season ticket and then hand it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest juvehearts Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 i would do the only thing that is possiable in this situation, i would get a new house somewhere futher away from the sewer district as possiable. with the wallet, id take the ?500 get myself a nice pressie, i'd go home, & use the hibs ST as toilet tissue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Donate the ?500 to Barnardo's & raffle the season ticket on KB to weed out the vermin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomber Harris Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Pocket the cash then hand the season ticket in at the San Giro. with a wee thank you note for the cash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 with a wee thank you note for the cash I'd rather not;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 pay for and go on a splendid holiday... take lots of nice photographs... trace the poor wretch on caravans.net... dupe the ***** into believing i'm going to send him his ST in the post... send the holiday snaps instead with a less than polite note... sell the ST on ebay for as much as i can get for it... have a right pish up and a giraffe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 pay for and go on a splendid holiday...take lots of nice photographs... trace the poor wretch on caravans.net... dupe the ***** into believing i'm going to send him his ST in the post... send the holiday snaps instead with a less than polite note... sell the ST on ebay for as much as i can get for it... have a right pish up and a giraffe... This is a thread about moral's grampa. You do not belong here. Begone !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim Tall Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Pocket the cash and stick the lot on Motherwell for Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I'd buy ?500 worth of Cobra Bite with Fresh Ginger. [EDIT] No I wouldn't: that's just gay. Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 This is a thread about moral's grampa.You do not belong here. Begone !! any more of that snash and i wont give you your coat back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I'd pocket the 500 blabs, take the season ticket to easter road where I'd deposit it along with a freshly curled off Richard the Third. Then I'd go for a pint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven98 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 You put a down-payment on a widescreen tele and spend the rest on a charity parachute jump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Hand the cash back in at the post office. Somebodies obviously lost theirs and their girlfriend's (aka sister's) giro money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboSean Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Take the money and spend it, helping the economy in such times. It's better than it ending up in the hands of a drug dealer where it was clearly going. I'd leave the season ticket and wallet where I found it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 i would do the only thing that is possiable in this situation, i would get a new house somewhere futher away from the sewer district as possiable. with the wallet, id take the ?500 get myself a nice pressie, i'd go home, & use the hibs ST as toilet tissue Instead of typing all of the above would it not have been easier just to say "I have a very small erse". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Factor Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 First of all, i'd spend the cash..... Then, once i remembered i did have some morals, i'd get in touch with http://www.tsh.scot.nhs.uk/ and let them know i'd found the escapee they'd been looking for!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Oh bugger, I know that this is a joke thread, but I'd hand it in to Easter Road, complete with the dosh. It wouldn't be my money, and I'd hate to be in the shoes of the guy/gal that lost it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I would take a dump inside the season ticket and then using the details from the ST, send it through the guys letter box. Then I would go out on the bevy with the 500 quid. Morals are for poofs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Take the money. Is this really even a question?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 You'd have to hand it into the police surely. Some poor Jambo has obviously been mugged and it would be a real morale booster for him to get his dosh back and I'm sure he'd get the drinks in. The season ticket can go in the bin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 You'd have to hand it into the police surely. Some poor Jambo has obviously been mugged and it would be a real morale booster for him to get his dosh back and I'm sure he'd get the drinks in. The season ticket can go in the bin. Must be the right answer, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Pocket the cash, then send a letter to Easter Road under the name of the ST holder announcing my disgust at the way the club is being run and the joke of a manager, tendering the return of my ST. Copied to the Evening News and Scotsman (not that they would print it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Must be the right answer, surely? almost, the season ticket can be handed to the police to identify the assailant who took the hearts fan's money! Hearts fan claims his money from the police, Hibs fan gets the jail, I get a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that I've done the right thing and all is right with the world once more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboron Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Trick question: no Hibs fan has ?500 to their name. Give it back to Mr. Farmer, as Hibs can`t afford to lose their annual transfer budget after being a feeder club for the OF again, they`ll need the cash to replace Fletcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 You'd have to hand it into the police surely. Some poor Jambo has obviously been mugged and it would be a real morale booster for him to get his dosh back and I'm sure he'd get the drinks in. The season ticket can go in the bin. Bingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 You'd have to hand it into the police surely. Some poor Jambo has obviously been mugged and it would be a real morale booster for him to get his dosh back and I'm sure he'd get the drinks in. The season ticket can go in the bin. Nonsense. If a Jambo has been daft enough to be outwitted out of his cash by one of those drooling simpletons, then surely I deserve the money more than him. It will teach him to sharpen up in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallschunkychicken Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Trick question. I wouldn't pick ANYTHING up off the street in the sewer district. Never know what you could catch.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 You take all the money and go to your nearest bookie and put it on who ever are playing Hibs the following week. The punt the season ticket for what ever you can get, around ?5 I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Nonsense. If a Jambo has been daft enough to be outwitted out of his cash by one of those drooling simpletons, then surely I deserve the money more than him. It will teach him to sharpen up in the future. Must be the right answer, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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