Randle P McMurphy Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Just been watching the highlights of France's friendly against Uruguay. France's right back is a guy called Rod Fanni. Anyone got any other quality footballers names? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Marco Boogers and Ian Bogey. How mature am I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin_T Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Marco Boogers and Ian Bogey. How mature am I. Paul Bosvelt (Pronounced Baws-felt) was always the best one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 The German Manny K untz A S. American (?) called Arce (pronounced ar say) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 Just been reading his Wikipaedia profile, Newcastle are seemingly interested. Tabloid field day as Newcastle sign another Fanni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Brian Pinas, a Dutch/Surinamese footballer who plays for some lower league Dutch side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I think QPR had shi*u and Dudu in the same team a few season s back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Christian Fuchs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 http://www.bradfordcityfc.co.uk/page/ProfilesDetail/0,,10266~42619,00.html I give your bradford city's Willy Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Spain 82 gave the world Lopez Ufarti. On my '501 great goals' video, MArtin Tyler tries to soften it by calling him "u-farthvey"!! Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 And of course, who can forget Celtic's ?5M Brazilian: Rafael S.H.I.T.E. Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selkirk_Jambo Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Sellick wanted to sign him but pulled out after realising their backline would be Naylor Balde Fanni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 Sellick wanted to sign him but pulled out after realising their backline would be Naylor Balde Fanni Quality - Sellick porno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The xx Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Did Newcastle not have a team at one point with three or four comedy names like Piston-e and Penas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The xx Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Sellick wanted to sign him but pulled out after realising their backline would be Naylor Balde Fanni On that point I remember Charlton having a back three of Fish Costa Fortune a few years back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 http://www.internettreehouse.co.uk/trans16.htm Some of the stuff/names on here are truly hilarious , especially where the guy puts a nightmare script for a sports commentator together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackaysCentreSpot Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Here are some crackers. Wolfgang Wolf - A stalwart pro for nearly 12 years with Bundesliga side 1.FC Kaiserslautern Anthony Philip David Terry Frank Donald Stanley Gerry Gordon Stephen James Oatway - named after the 1973 QPR team. Wayne Wanklyn - Former Reading winger. Johnny Moustache - One of the stars of Seychelles footy. Two-Boys Gumede - Plays in the States for Panama City Pirates. Fritz Fuchs - Played with Kaiserslautern Argelico Fuc*s - Brazilian player Milan F*kal - The Czech defender. Have-A-Look Dube - Zimbabwean star who played for Njube Sundowns. Saved the best for last. Dominique Dropsy - French goalkeeper in the 1978 World Cup. http://www.midfielddynamo.com/players/players_bestnames.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny1874 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 How about Bart Goor pronounced "Hoor". I remember Donkey making a joke about it in commentary of the Hearts Feynoord match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Wolfgang Wolf - A stalwart pro for nearly 12 years with Bundesliga side 1.FC Kaiserslautern I thought he played for Wolfsberg? Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin_T Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Here are some crackers. Wolfgang Wolf - A stalwart pro for nearly 12 years with Bundesliga side 1.FC Kaiserslautern QUOTE] Who of course went on to manage....Wolfsburg! On the subject of Brian Pinas, mentioned earlier in the thread...he had a spell at Newcastle in the late 90's, which could potentially have led to the commentary gem (If Newcastle played Arsenal) of: "Pinas runs through to lob Seaman":eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseidon Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Sellick wanted to sign him but pulled out after realising their backline would be Naylor Balde Fanni O'Dea was lined up to play right back too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dode Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 1974 world cup Argentinian Ramondo Ponce.......who seemed to be in every Panini sticker packet for some reason:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Sellick wanted to sign him but pulled out after realising their backline would be Naylor Balde Fanni With the Portuguese Quim in goals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 On that point I remember Charlton having a back three of Fish Costa Fortune a few years back Also, there were rumours that C*lt!c wanted to sign Davie Weir years ago to complete their Weir-Tebily-Scheidt defensive trio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 With the Portuguese Quim in goals? Ah ... the classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Mexico 86 gave us the legendary South Korean, Cha Bum Kun. As an 8 year old, I found this inexplicably amusing. I still do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Georg Koch, Davor Suker, Stefan ****z, Darrent Bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Jobi (Jobby) McAnuff Always appears on soccer saturday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remnants of Standards Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 so it's just me who remembers Bagheiri Arce who played for Iran in World Cup 98? Baddiel and skinner were going on about him on their show at the time. Much schoolboy hilarity ensued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Rob Jones. Funniest Fnarr out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Not football - but the winner of this year's Major League Baseball NL MVP award's name is pronounced Albert Pooholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirsad_beslija Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Also the WEST BROM ledgend ...Bernt Hass ..... prounced as...... wait for it..........BURNT ASS.................. A bit Bottom of the Pile i know Butt totally true ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Pumpido - Argentian Goalie from '86 World Cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Sellick wanted to sign him but pulled out after realising their backline would be Naylor Balde Fanni That's quality mate:) I wonder if they will ever play a game in Bern at the w@nkdorf stadium! The home ground of Young Boys:ohmy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 colin nish has a certain prophetic ring to it. there was a player called rats a few years back iirc, he should have been a hobo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 colin nish has a certain prophetic ring to it. there was a player called rats a few years back iirc, he should have been a hobo. Vasily Rats;) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasiliy_Rats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Also, there were rumours that C*lt!c wanted to sign Davie Weir years ago to complete their Weir-Tebily-Scheidt defensive trio. Looks like we both read the same issue of NIT, mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jambomickey Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Also, there were rumours that C*lt!c wanted to sign Davie Weir years ago to complete their Weir-Tebily-Scheidt defensive trio. ha ha brilliant mate:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomber Harris Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 german footballer - Helmut Schoen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny ******* Powers Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I was always amused by Crawford Baptie when i was young. Not sure why maybe just me. I think he played for Falkirk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I'm sure a guy called Bob Mushroom played for Leicester City or something although I might be making that up. Hope it's true though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I'm sure a guy called Bob Mushroom played for Leicester City or something although I might be making that up. Hope it's true though. Was his nickname "magic" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo19 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 think there was a french guy called A Faget. Arnaud Faget i think his name is. joby mcanuf, dany sh*ttu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of the North Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 THere is a paraguay goalkeeper called francisco arce. Childishly, but brilliantly, it used to be a pub pastime of ours to come up with a 'rude names' eleven, along the lines of Quim/Seaman/Arce Dicks - Scheidt -Turdo(Italian defender)- ****z Woodcock - Nobby Stiles - Job - Pinas Nwanko Kanu / Ally Dick (who I believe might have been a Jambo) In the modern era, Dundee Utd's David Goodwillie would be a shoo-in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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