Legend Claws Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Favourite pub conversation. What would you do for a million? Or perhaps what wouldn't you do? This can get pretty graphic! I'll start. Would you let a mate a mate **** on your face for a million? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Um...it's a family board.... Not too graphic please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambosimmy Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Favourite pub conversation. What would you do for a million? Or perhaps what wouldn't you do? This can get pretty graphic! I'll start. Would you let a mate a mate **** on your face for a million? Aye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 By the way the **** is pee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 mod delete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 Um...it's a family board.... Not too graphic please I meant to say keep it as tame as possible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Your pub sessions must just fly by. Me, whenever I hear someone say something like "I would never do...." I then ask them if they would do it for ?100 and then increase the figure accordingly until they say yes. Not everyone has a price for everything but most people do and it's interesting sometimes to find out people's prices (and also to find that something that a person finds abhorrent is actually something they would do if given enough money). For example, how much money would you have to receive to dress up in green and white and go to Easter Road to support Hibs? ?1000, ?5000, ?50000? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 Yeah mate I tend to work in incriments too! Amazing what some folk would do for ?100! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Yeah mate I tend to work in incriments too! Amazing what some folk would do for ?100! If the person answers truthfully (not a sure-fire thing), the "Would you do it for ?x" approach is a pretty good way of finding out how important someone's morals and opinions actually are to them. It also usually ends up showing us that this world ain't as black and white as we would like it to be. It's a huge mess of grey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 mod delete You've not got the idea of haggling, have you? Start low and get pushed towards your limits. Unless...? Personally, I'd probably go as low as buying about 20 lottery tickets and accepting that, if I won the jackpot, I might have to share it with a number of common people. There, I've said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 My all time 'for a million' question was this; Is someone went from door to door, with a bowl, in about 30 streets in Edinburgh and asked every person to put one bogie in & then asked you to eat about ten tablespoons of the stuff at the end of it, would you? Imagine the noise as the spoon enters the soft/runny/hard concoction of filth. I think personally, I would have to draw the line at that. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 My all time 'for a million' question was this; Is someone went from door to door, with a bowl, in about 30 streets in Edinburgh and asked every person to put one bogie in & then asked you to eat about ten tablespoons of the stuff at the end of it, would you? Imagine the noise as the spoon enters the soft/runny/hard concoction of filth. I think personally, I would have to draw the line at that. . Am I allowed any sauce or seasoning? Tabasco covers up all manners of evil. Please mod - don't delete Craigieboy's post from the quote. The humour (what little there is of it) will be gone entirely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 No ****ing way!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super T Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 mod delete I'm glad I seen that before it got deleted. I have to agree that you shouldn't really start with that though. Start with the toes and work your way up gently or something. Worked for me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 My all time 'for a million' question was this; Is someone went from door to door, with a bowl, in about 30 streets in Edinburgh and asked every person to put one bogie in & then asked you to eat about ten tablespoons of the stuff at the end of it, would you? Imagine the noise as the spoon enters the soft/runny/hard concoction of filth. I think personally, I would have to draw the line at that. . I'd munch through them like a dyke muching carpet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 My all time 'for a million' question was this; Is someone went from door to door, with a bowl, in about 30 streets in Edinburgh and asked every person to put one bogie in & then asked you to eat about ten tablespoons of the stuff at the end of it, would you? Imagine the noise as the spoon enters the soft/runny/hard concoction of filth. I think personally, I would have to draw the line at that. . Depends on the neighbourhood really... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 One thing I wouldn't do is a parachute jump. Not for all the money in the world. I'm breaking out into a bit of a sweat right now just thinking about it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 One thing I wouldn't do is a parachute jump. Not for all the money in the world. I'm breaking out into a bit of a sweat right now just thinking about it!! Man up! So you wouldn't do it for a million? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Seriously. I wouldn't. I reckon I'd have a heart attack on the way down anyway. I'm a big feardie, me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Seriously. I wouldn't. I reckon I'd have a heart attack on the way down anyway. I'm a big feardie, me!! Surely, if you found a good cause to do it for & got some sponsorship together on top of your million? Can't think of a suitable cause at the moment. Not on JKB, at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Seriously. I wouldn't. I reckon I'd have a heart attack on the way down anyway. I'm a big feardie, me!! You might change your mind, or think about it, if I turned up at your door with a suitcase containing 1 million pounds in crisp sweet-smelling banknotes. Just imagine me ringing the doorbell now. The things that you could do with that million! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 You might change your mind, or think about it, if I turned up at your door with a suitcase containing 1 million pounds in crisp sweet-smelling banknotes. Just imagine me ringing the doorbell now. The things that you could do with that million! Can we go halfers if I do the jump for him? I'd love to try it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 4'10''. Anything lower than that would just be freaky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 NO! Never! You don't want to see a grown man weep and poo himself, do you? There's no way at all. I wouldn't sleep for weeks beforehand and even if somehow you did manage to drug me and get me on the plane BA Baracus-style, I'd pass out with sheer, unadulterated fear before jumping. In this case, all good causes can go raffle themselves! I'M NOT DOING IT!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmeladent?rtchen Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 If the person answers truthfully (not a sure-fire thing), the "Would you do it for ?x" approach is a pretty good way of finding out how important someone's morals and opinions actually are to them. It also usually ends up showing us that this world ain't as black and white as we would like it to be. It's a huge mess of grey. As the old story go's,,,, A man goes up to a good looking lady in a bar and buy her drink. He then ask's 'Will you sleep with me for a million pounds?'. She stops to think then says, 'Yes' she would. He then asks 'Would you sleep me for a pound?' She responds disgustedly 'No,,, what do you think I am???' To which he says 'We've agreed what you are,, we are now negotiating a price!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Can we go halfers if I do the jump for him? I'd love to try it! No, but we can find your Room 101 fear, then you can do that for a million. I have to say that I tandem sky-dived once. I can't remember the first 5 seconds - a complete blank as my mind decided to take itself off-line. Once it came back on-line again though I had a whale of a time. Even fell through a cloud. I'd recommend it to anyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 NO! Never! You don't want to see a grown man weep and poo himself, do you? There's no way at all. I wouldn't sleep for weeks beforehand and even if somehow you did manage to drug me and get me on the plane BA Baracus-style, I'd pass out with sheer, unadulterated fear before jumping. In this case, all good causes can go raffle themselves! I'M NOT DOING IT!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! 2 million, and the right to choose the next Hearts manager? Can't say fairer than that, can I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 As the old story go's,,,, A man goes up to a good looking lady in a bar and buy her drink. He then ask's 'Will you sleep with me for a million pounds?'. She stops to think then says, 'Yes' she would. He then asks 'Would you sleep me for a pound?' She responds disgustedly 'No,,, what do you think I am???' To which he says 'We've agreed what you are,, we are now negotiating a price!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 2 million, and the right to choose the next Hearts manager? Can't say fairer than that, can I? As I'm going to die before landing I'd have to be able to choose the next Hibs manager as well. Dear Blobby....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 4'10''. Anything lower than that would just be freaky. ...Around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveofthegame Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 It would be difficult to find much i wouldnt do for a million. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 It would be difficult to find much i wouldnt do for a million. Agreed. 5 minutes of hell for years of comfort. Easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Agreed. 5 minutes of hell for years of comfort. Easy. Exactly how I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Exactly how I see. And another here. Even looking at the very first post 'Would you let a mate pee on your face for a ?1,000,000?' Pee on my face? I'd sook it up from the pub carpet for ?1,000,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northfieldhearts Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 How about riding yer ma? ?1m? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 And another here. Even looking at the very first post 'Would you let a mate pee on your face for a ?1,000,000?' Pee on my face? I'd sook it up from the pub carpet for ?1,000,000 Washed down with a cup of diarrhoea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Washed down with a cup of diarrhoea? Once you've tried the lager in my local you'll drink anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Heard a story about a guy drinking a draughtpack of mixed urine on an amateur fitba teams trip to Birmingham. A fiver a head was the price. He also offered to eat a rafael but after seeing his success(??) at the first one no-one would come up with the price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooba1874 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Heard a story about a guy drinking a draughtpack of mixed urine on an amateur fitba teams trip to Birmingham. A fiver a head was the price. He also offered to eat a rafael but after seeing his success(??) at the first one no-one would come up with the price. try coming out with us at the weekends.. my mate drunk a grolsch bottle of several different p*ss for free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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