andi17 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Just had a haslet and mustard sanny and it was cut diagonally always think they taste better that way , does it really make any difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praha06 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I always think the opposite, cut down the middle into two rectangles. Your making me hungry, and we have no bread left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Side to side is common Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Cut it into 2 triangles. But if it is Tuna and sweetcorn it has to be into 4 triangles. Strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Triangles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooba1874 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 perfect rectangles are always nice. I think triangles would probaly be easier to eat though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fonz Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I was a professional "Sandwich Artist", but was mainly dealing with baguette type rolls. Sliced bread isn't my forte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 You have to love the Shed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I was a professional "Sandwich Artist", but was mainly dealing with baguette type rolls. Sliced bread isn't my forte. **** me. A Scottish subway employee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fonz Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 **** me. A Scottish subway employee! Yeah there was 3 of us in part-time and 9 poles. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Diagonal sandwiches are for homosexuals. I don't cut mine at all, but then I'm a real man. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 This is me at work today Its not really but I wish it was. Actually I dont, I just want his sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Just had a haslet and mustard sanny and it was cut diagonally always think they taste better that way , does it really make any difference. Sandwhiches - destroying the club everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 WOAH THERE!! You shower of nancies, blouses and all-round big ladies. What in the name o the wee man are you doing cutting your sarnies???? Real men don't cut sarnies!! Twa doads o bread wi stuff inside, nae matter how big, should tackled manfully and WHOLE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Just had a haslet and mustard sanny and it was cut diagonally always think they taste better that way , does it really make any difference. Aah, the delicacy that is haslet, what the feck is in that stuff that makes it so cheap but taste great. Prefer it on a roll myself:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I use to live in Nottingham where the pronounced it hays lit I got funny looks when I asked for haslet Haslet sarnie with mustard on the top and mayo or preferable old skool salad cream on the bottom Thats the dugs of a sannie right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_the_Jambo Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 If your hungry its uncut or two rectangles. Entertaining the ladies is 4 triangles. Only once youve known them awhile do you do two triangles and not before. Eating two small sandwiches is very refined. Eating 1 half sandwich triangle will only get her all bloated and guilty. Jamie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I like them in the shape of a little house .. I dont think it makes a difference.. Poll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 of course if one is undecided about the relative benefits of the rectangle / triangle approaches to sandwich dividing, you can always compromise by opting for a best-of-both-worlds kind of incision by rotating the plate through approximately 22.5 degrees instead of 45. this gives one the benefit of being able to grasp the back end of a half-sandwich by the corners, and also the delight of being able to take the initial bite on an acutely angled corner. this approach will really pay dividends if you are consuming a deeply filled sandwich which requires maximum corner graspage to prevent errant filling droppage. sometimes the solutions are right in front of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Diagonal sandwiches are for homosexuals. I don't cut mine at all, but then I'm a real man. Correct. Probably filled with cucumber, humus or brie. I just had a good, manly, ham and tomato (plenty pepper) piece at my work. Uncut, and required both hands for eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 When Hughesie was younger he'd refuse to eat sandwiches if they were cut the wrong way. He'd be in tears and take a massive tantrum and you'd be forced to make him another one. The worst of it was that he would change the way he wanted them cut from sandwich to sandwich so if you forgot to ask him you were guaranteed to slice it up wrong. Little *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooba1874 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 When Hughesie was younger he'd refuse to eat sandwiches if they were cut the wrong way. He'd be in tears and take a massive tantrum and you'd be forced to make him another one. The worst of it was that he would change the way he wanted them cut from sandwich to sandwich so if you forgot to ask him you were guaranteed to slice it up wrong. Little *****. but then again, hes always been a homosexual! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Haslet is the floor sweeping from the corned beef factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I think it depends what you put on the sannie as to which way it should be cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Triangles all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 When Hughesie was younger he'd refuse to eat sandwiches if they were cut the wrong way. He'd be in tears and take a massive tantrum and you'd be forced to make him another one. The worst of it was that he would change the way he wanted them cut from sandwich to sandwich so if you forgot to ask him you were guaranteed to slice it up wrong. Little *****. What a litte gimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Sandwhiches - destroying the club everyday. Can't believe that the mods edited the OP's thread title spelling mistake and rendered a pretty poor joke utterly meaningless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I always eat rolls, or baguettes. Sandwiches are for homosexuals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I always eat rolls, or baguettes. Sandwiches are for homosexuals. "Baguettes" "Manly"??? How can anything which has to be called by a French name ever be considered hetty? Baguettes are deliberately shaped for ladies and gay men to practice their fellatio upon. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 When Hughesie was younger he'd refuse to eat sandwiches if they were cut the wrong way. He'd be in tears and take a massive tantrum and you'd be forced to make him another one. The worst of it was that he would change the way he wanted them cut from sandwich to sandwich so if you forgot to ask him you were guaranteed to slice it up wrong. Little *****. Fecks sake. He'll be wandering round Sighthill in a straw boater next insisting everyone calls him Sebastian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seats Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 sandwiches?!?!? are they like posh pieces? They must be if they come in triangles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Twa doads o bread wi stuff inside You Londoners talk funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regal Kingston Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I am far too manly for sandwiches. I just get a hunk of cheese and the heel of a loaf then take alternate bites. Has to be the heel no other bread product is as manly as a heel and the cheese has to be yelly. If I want tae 'mix it up' I bite on an onion like an apple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "Baguettes" "Manly"??? How can anything which has to be called by a French name ever be considered hetty? Baguettes are deliberately shaped for ladies and gay men to practice their fellatio upon. FACT. Ha ha - I knew that would get a bite. Rolls are the shizzle. **** yer sandwiches and baguettes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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