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Yesterday - any day before today

 

Tomorrow - any future day which is not today

 

Food - Anything which is on your plate, even if the same thing is on mine but it's not food on mine

 

Why - The reply to every adult statement or instruction

 

uh oh - i realise i shouldn't have done that, but didn't appreciate the consequences before I did it, so please let me off!

 

Any more you would like to add?

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Not a 2 year old,but my 7 year old ,when i called her mum a ****** under my breath for parking at the wrong house when she was coming to pick up my daughter.

She got in the car and said daddy called you a leotard :) could do nothing but laugh!!!!

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Yesterday - any day before today

 

Tomorrow - any future day which is not today

 

Food - Anything which is on your plate, even if the same thing is on mine but it's not food on mine

 

Why - The reply to every adult statement or instruction

 

uh oh - i realise i shouldn't have done that, but didn't appreciate the consequences before I did it, so please let me off!

 

Any more you would like to add?

 

 

my two year old nephew thinks that the reply to any question is "eh?"

 

lovable guy though.

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Later on - Immediately after the next 30 seconds.

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