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hi people i am new to jambos kickback but it would be reasonable to tell you somethings about me

i looooovvvveee chinese i remember a long time ago i had a tall ginger friend who me and my other friends used to go round to his house and have chinese food it was a very enjoyable experience and i thoroughly enjoyed my childhood

alothough it would be fair to add that my childhood was not all a good thing as i was molested by my uncle who was priest for 5 years and then aftet that he was killed in an unfortunate tractor accident

i am now married with two children called jackie and lennox

my wifes name is kirsty and we have regular footie man sessions

i am also unemployed and have been for some time

by daily rota consists of

waking up

masterbating

playing footie man

phoning around helplessly looking for something to do

telling people i am actually looking for a job when i reality i am doing absolutely nothing

and arguing with my elderly parents over silly things such as

overcooked brocolli

sounds annoying but it is an excellent experience and i would recommend any man to do it

i also like stir fry

 

 

I will have the first guess-will I===== John Collins:eek:

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markletissier
Bit harsh Le Chat.

 

Have you no seen Riordans latest bird?

 

heroin2ku.jpg

 

don't believe the hype mate,

 

that's just deek in drag.

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Midfield Dynamo
don't believe the hype mate,

 

that's just deek in drag.

 

If a Hobo divorces his Wife.....will she still be his Sister?

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hi people i am new to jambos kickback but it would be reasonable to tell you somethings about me

i looooovvvveee chinese i remember a long time ago i had a tall ginger friend who me and my other friends used to go round to his house and have chinese food it was a very enjoyable experience and i thoroughly enjoyed my childhood

alothough it would be fair to add that my childhood was not all a good thing as i was molested by my uncle who was priest for 5 years and then aftet that he was killed in an unfortunate tractor accident

i am now married with two children called jackie and lennox

my wifes name is kirsty and we have regular footie man sessions

i am also unemployed and have been for some time

by daily rota consists of

waking up

masterbating

playing footie man

phoning around helplessly looking for something to do

telling people i am actually looking for a job when i reality i am doing absolutely nothing

and arguing with my elderly parents over silly things such as

overcooked brocolli

sounds annoying but it is an excellent experience and i would recommend any man to do it

i also like stir fry

 

Gotta be a Celtic fan

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lost in leith
I know her and can confirm she is fit.

 

Doubt it's true they are getting married, they have only been going out for a while and shes about 18.

 

Pretty sure you know who would have told me if they were engaged ;)

 

Really nice lass. Apparently she hates being called a WAG, so feel free to wind up her up next time you see her :P

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Whatever happened to that girl called Leesie? I thought she'd be all over this thread like a mad woman!!

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Whatever happened to that girl called Leesie? I thought she'd be all over this thread like a mad woman!!

 

Maybe she's stalking somebody else now :duck:

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I used to work woth his ex bird and beleive me she is a lot nicer than his current bird.

 

The ex he split up with about.... maybe a year or so ago?

 

That's my wee cousin :)

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The ex he split up with about.... maybe a year or so ago?

 

That's my wee cousin :)

 

The nose thing doesn't run in the family then? :P

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alwaysthereinspirit
FFS I thought he was being transferred to Sheffield!!! :eek:

 

A bit more care in your thread titles if you please!

 

;)

 

Me too. I was ready to start another "Mad must go" thread.:)

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