footieman Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 I think it has something to do with the quality of dog food getting better.
Dr. Bapswent Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 whatever happened to it ? It went out in the 80's in the same way this classic observation did.
Dr. Bapswent Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 I think it has something to do with the quality of dog food getting better. its because they stopped putting chalk in the food.
speedbump Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 Cause people no longer get a bone from the butcher to use as stock for soups. Dogs don't get any bones to chew on, so dogs don't have excess calcium to deposit (white poo)
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 Cause people no longer get a bone from the butcher to use as stock for soups. Dogs don't get any bones to chew on, so dogs don't have excess calcium to deposit (white poo) Bring back the bone!!!!!!
Guest GhostHunter Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 Here's one I did earlier. Sorry about the quality - fecking phone isn't up to much.
Ray Winstone Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 "You think I'm going to answer a stupid question like that"
deesidejambo Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 Cue ML with an explanation about reptilian dogs.
this_is_my_story Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 "You think I'm going to answer a stupid question like that" :laugh: That was a classic sketch!
argyjambo Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 No coincidence that they disappeared around the same time as aparthied.
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 No coincidence that they disappeared around the same time as aparthied.
The People's Chimp Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 It went out in the 80's in the same way this classic observation did. post of the day.
Legend Claws Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 Where you bored and thought 'I know I will ask a question that has been asked a trillion times before in the hope that it may be seen as funny'
Walter Payton Posted November 8, 2008 Posted November 8, 2008 Where you bored and thought 'I know I will ask a question that has been asked a trillion times before in the hope that it may be seen as funny' Were you suffering from PMT and thought "I could just let this slide but no, I'm going to have a go at the OP and try and make others suffer too?"
kannymann1 Posted November 8, 2008 Posted November 8, 2008 Right, here is the definitive answer. Back in the seventies, eighties and indeed in the early nineties, the family pet (predominantly a dug) was introduced into the household to encourage smaller children to exhibit some responsibility and to nurture their sensitivity. At that time, confectionery was limited and "Milky Bar" was the favoured sweet of the time amongst kids. The said children used to, as a display of love and affection, share their favoured chocolate with their much loved pooches. These poor wee dugs were given copious amounts of the stuff, invariably resulting in their poo taking on the white or chalk colour which is at the centre of this discussion. Indeed to this very day, if a dug is given too much of the still favoured sweet meat, their poo will show a distinct leaning towards the milky edge. And if further proof were needed, should for some reason my word (which truly is my bond) be in any way in doubt, should one poke around the guilty piece of poo, the silver paper which encased the chocolate will no doubt be found as you progress your investigation. This is as a result of the child inadvertently giving the dug some of the wrapping, giving, if anything definitive proof that the white chocolate bar is responsible for this phenomenon and nothing else. I'm a vet by the way.
Legend Claws Posted November 8, 2008 Posted November 8, 2008 Were you suffering from PMT and thought "I could just let this slide but no, I'm going to have a go at the OP and try and make others suffer too?" I was a bit ****ed off at the time yes. Apologies to the OP and any other sensitive souls.
Taffin Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 isn't because they no longer include ground up bones in dog food
Louise Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 This isn't about WHITE dog poo but when I left my flat this morning there was a massive turd on my door step, which isn't even directly on the street, someone in the stair must have an enemy and I hope it's not me!
Tazio Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 This isn't about WHITE dog poo but when I left my flat this morning there was a massive turd on my door step, which isn't even directly on the street, someone in the stair must have an enemy and I hope it's not me! Surely you must be able to remember if you did a dump on your doorstep?
Rawrrrrrrr Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 This isn't about WHITE dog poo but when I left my flat this morning there was a massive turd on my door step, which isn't even directly on the street, someone in the stair must have an enemy and I hope it's not me! Drunk last night?
Louise Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 Got home at 4.30 (early for me) but was almost sober and definitely quiet!
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