The Old Tolbooth Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=V43UkHSLYGE&NR=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1874robbo Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Ha,Ha,Ha excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=V43UkHSLYGE&NR=1 That's a good one. If you care to look out "Vibrator Recall", you'll find another - not quite as good but pretty cringing nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 There was a post on here ages ago about an Australian Radio show phone in competition where a girl was called and had to answer questions about what she had done that day to win a holiday. If her answers were the same as the ones her boyfriend gave then they won. It was things like "what did you have for breakfast" etc. but all went pear shaped when she admitted that she had taken it up the poop shoot that morning. Has anyone got the transcript or recording?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 There was a post on here ages ago about an Australian Radio show phone in competition where a girl was called and had to answer questions about what she had done that day to win a holiday. If her answers were the same as the ones her boyfriend gave then they won. It was things like "what did you have for breakfast" etc. but all went pear shaped when she admitted that she had taken it up the poop shoot that morning. Has anyone got the transcript or recording?? On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called ?Mate Match.? The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers yes, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I?ve heard yet. Anyway, here?s how it all went down: DJ: ?Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of ?Mate Match??? Contestant: (laughing) ?Yes I have.? DJ: ?Great! Then you know we?re giving away a trip to Orlando,Florida if you win. What is your name? First only please.? Contestant: ?Brian.? DJ: ?Brian, are you married or what?? Brian: ?Yes.? DJ: ?Yes? Does that mean you?re married or you?re what?? Brian: (laughing nervously) ?Yes, I am married.? DJ: ?Thank you. Now, what is your wife?s name? First only please.? Brian: ?Sara.? DJ: ?Is Sara at work, Brian?? Brian: ?She is gonna kill me.? DJ: ?Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?? Brian: (laughing) Yes, she?s at work.? DJ: ?Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?? Brian: ?She is gonna kill me.? DJ: ?Brian! Stay with me here!? Brian: ?About 8 o?clock this morning.? DJ: ?Atta boy, Brian.? Brian: (laughing sheepishly) ?Well?? DJ: ?Question #2 - How long did it last?? Brian: ?About 10 minutes.? DJ: ?Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn?t at stake.? Brian: ?Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.? DJ: ?Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o?clock this morning?? Brian: (laughing hard) ?I, ummm, I, well?? DJ: ?This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?? Brian: ?Not that it was all that great, but her Mom is staying for a couple of weeks?? DJ: ?Uh huh?? Brian: ??and the Mother-in-law was in the shower at the Time.? DJ: ?Atta boy, Brian.? Brian: ?On the kitchen table.? DJ: ?Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I?ve done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife?s work number and call her up. You listen to this. (3 minutes of commercials follow.) DJ: ?Okay audience, let?s call Sarah, shall we?? (touchtones ringing) Clerk: ?Kinkos.? DJ: ?Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?? Clerk: ?This is she.? DJ: ?Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and I?ve been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.? Sarah: (laughing) ?A couple of hours?? DJ: ?Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you?ll lose. Sooooooo?do you know the rules of ?Mate match??? Sarah: ?No.? DJ: ?Good!? Brian: (laughing) Sarah: (laughing) ?Brian, what the hell are you up to?? Brian (laughing) ?Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.? DJ: ?Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian?s answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic?s game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?? Sarah: (laughing) ?Yes.? DJ: ?All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah?? Sarah: ?Oh God, Brian?.uh, this morning before Brian went to work.? DJ: ?What time?? Sarah: ?Around 8 this morning.? DJ: ?Very good. Next question. How long did it last?? Sarah: ?12, 15 minutes maybe.? DJ: ?Hmmmm. That?s close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We?ve got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?? Sarah: (laughing) ?Yes.? DJ: ?Where did you have it?? Sarah: ?OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn?t tell them that, did you?? Brian: ?Just tell him, honey.? DJ: ?What is bothering you so much,Sarah?? Sarah: ?Well, it?s just that my Mom is vacationing with us and?? DJ: ?She saw?? Sarah: ?BRIAN?!? Brian: ?No, no I didn?t?? DJ: ?Ease up there, sister. Just messing? with your head. Your answer, please?? Sara: ?Dear Lord?I cannot believe you told them this.? Brian: ?Come on, honey, it?s for a free trip to Florida.? DJ: ?Let?s go, sister. We ain?t got all day here. Where did you do it?? Sarah: (short pause) ?In the ass.? (long, long pause) DJ: ?We?ll be right back after a word from our sponsors.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyboy38 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called ?Mate Match.? The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers yes, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I?ve heard yet. Anyway, here?s how it all went down: DJ: ?Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of ?Mate Match??? Contestant: (laughing) ?Yes I have.? DJ: ?Great! Then you know we?re giving away a trip to Orlando,Florida if you win. What is your name? First only please.? Contestant: ?Brian.? DJ: ?Brian, are you married or what?? Brian: ?Yes.? DJ: ?Yes? Does that mean you?re married or you?re what?? Brian: (laughing nervously) ?Yes, I am married.? DJ: ?Thank you. Now, what is your wife?s name? First only please.? Brian: ?Sara.? DJ: ?Is Sara at work, Brian?? Brian: ?She is gonna kill me.? DJ: ?Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?? Brian: (laughing) Yes, she?s at work.? DJ: ?Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?? Brian: ?She is gonna kill me.? DJ: ?Brian! Stay with me here!? Brian: ?About 8 o?clock this morning.? DJ: ?Atta boy, Brian.? Brian: (laughing sheepishly) ?Well?? DJ: ?Question #2 - How long did it last?? Brian: ?About 10 minutes.? DJ: ?Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn?t at stake.? Brian: ?Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.? DJ: ?Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o?clock this morning?? Brian: (laughing hard) ?I, ummm, I, well?? DJ: ?This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?? Brian: ?Not that it was all that great, but her Mom is staying for a couple of weeks?? DJ: ?Uh huh?? Brian: ??and the Mother-in-law was in the shower at the Time.? DJ: ?Atta boy, Brian.? Brian: ?On the kitchen table.? DJ: ?Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I?ve done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife?s work number and call her up. You listen to this. (3 minutes of commercials follow.) DJ: ?Okay audience, let?s call Sarah, shall we?? (touchtones ringing) Clerk: ?Kinkos.? DJ: ?Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?? Clerk: ?This is she.? DJ: ?Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and I?ve been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.? Sarah: (laughing) ?A couple of hours?? DJ: ?Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you?ll lose. Sooooooo?do you know the rules of ?Mate match??? Sarah: ?No.? DJ: ?Good!? Brian: (laughing) Sarah: (laughing) ?Brian, what the hell are you up to?? Brian (laughing) ?Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.? DJ: ?Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian?s answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic?s game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?? Sarah: (laughing) ?Yes.? DJ: ?All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah?? Sarah: ?Oh God, Brian?.uh, this morning before Brian went to work.? DJ: ?What time?? Sarah: ?Around 8 this morning.? DJ: ?Very good. Next question. How long did it last?? Sarah: ?12, 15 minutes maybe.? DJ: ?Hmmmm. That?s close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We?ve got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?? Sarah: (laughing) ?Yes.? DJ: ?Where did you have it?? Sarah: ?OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn?t tell them that, did you?? Brian: ?Just tell him, honey.? DJ: ?What is bothering you so much,Sarah?? Sarah: ?Well, it?s just that my Mom is vacationing with us and?? DJ: ?She saw?? Sarah: ?BRIAN?!? Brian: ?No, no I didn?t?? DJ: ?Ease up there, sister. Just messing? with your head. Your answer, please?? Sara: ?Dear Lord?I cannot believe you told them this.? Brian: ?Come on, honey, it?s for a free trip to Florida.? DJ: ?Let?s go, sister. We ain?t got all day here. Where did you do it?? Sarah: (short pause) ?In the ass.? (long, long pause) DJ: ?We?ll be right back after a word from our sponsors.? HAHAHAHA MA RIBS HURT....SWEET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyboy38 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bk9SOrtsEDA THIS IS MY FAVOURITE WIND UP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyboy38 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI&feature=related :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodoker Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Scott Mills is good at this http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=y0TxfwB3BWQ&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called ?Mate Match.? The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers yes, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I?ve heard yet. Anyway, here?s how it all went down: DJ: ?Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of ?Mate Match??? Contestant: (laughing) ?Yes I have.? DJ: ?Great! Then you know we?re giving away a trip to Orlando,Florida if you win. What is your name? First only please.? Contestant: ?Brian.? DJ: ?Brian, are you married or what?? Brian: ?Yes.? DJ: ?Yes? Does that mean you?re married or you?re what?? Brian: (laughing nervously) ?Yes, I am married.? DJ: ?Thank you. Now, what is your wife?s name? First only please.? Brian: ?Sara.? DJ: ?Is Sara at work, Brian?? Brian: ?She is gonna kill me.? DJ: ?Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?? Brian: (laughing) Yes, she?s at work.? DJ: ?Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?? Brian: ?She is gonna kill me.? DJ: ?Brian! Stay with me here!? Brian: ?About 8 o?clock this morning.? DJ: ?Atta boy, Brian.? Brian: (laughing sheepishly) ?Well?? DJ: ?Question #2 - How long did it last?? Brian: ?About 10 minutes.? DJ: ?Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn?t at stake.? Brian: ?Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.? DJ: ?Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o?clock this morning?? Brian: (laughing hard) ?I, ummm, I, well?? DJ: ?This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?? Brian: ?Not that it was all that great, but her Mom is staying for a couple of weeks?? DJ: ?Uh huh?? Brian: ??and the Mother-in-law was in the shower at the Time.? DJ: ?Atta boy, Brian.? Brian: ?On the kitchen table.? DJ: ?Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I?ve done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife?s work number and call her up. You listen to this. (3 minutes of commercials follow.) DJ: ?Okay audience, let?s call Sarah, shall we?? (touchtones ringing) Clerk: ?Kinkos.? DJ: ?Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?? Clerk: ?This is she.? DJ: ?Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and I?ve been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.? Sarah: (laughing) ?A couple of hours?? DJ: ?Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you?ll lose. Sooooooo?do you know the rules of ?Mate match??? Sarah: ?No.? DJ: ?Good!? Brian: (laughing) Sarah: (laughing) ?Brian, what the hell are you up to?? Brian (laughing) ?Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.? DJ: ?Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian?s answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic?s game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?? Sarah: (laughing) ?Yes.? DJ: ?All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah?? Sarah: ?Oh God, Brian?.uh, this morning before Brian went to work.? DJ: ?What time?? Sarah: ?Around 8 this morning.? DJ: ?Very good. Next question. How long did it last?? Sarah: ?12, 15 minutes maybe.? DJ: ?Hmmmm. That?s close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We?ve got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?? Sarah: (laughing) ?Yes.? DJ: ?Where did you have it?? Sarah: ?OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn?t tell them that, did you?? Brian: ?Just tell him, honey.? DJ: ?What is bothering you so much,Sarah?? Sarah: ?Well, it?s just that my Mom is vacationing with us and?? DJ: ?She saw?? Sarah: ?BRIAN?!? Brian: ?No, no I didn?t?? DJ: ?Ease up there, sister. Just messing? with your head. Your answer, please?? Sara: ?Dear Lord?I cannot believe you told them this.? Brian: ?Come on, honey, it?s for a free trip to Florida.? DJ: ?Let?s go, sister. We ain?t got all day here. Where did you do it?? Sarah: (short pause) ?In the ass.? (long, long pause) DJ: ?We?ll be right back after a word from our sponsors.? Thats the one!! What a mucky puppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI&feature=related :107years: Honestly mate I have never laughed so hard in my life. Actually in tears right now!! Superb!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI&feature=related :107years: That ones brilliant bb. I've got it on my favourites on YouTube. There's a couple of bits that make the claim it's a tape recording fake though. At one point the tele sales guy says 'you don't understand' and the 'recording' says 'No YOU don't understand', he also calls the local police department after he gets his address. It's not a tape recording. Still funny as though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 That ones brilliant bb. I've got it on my favourites on YouTube. There's a couple of bits that make the claim it's a tape recording fake though. At one point the tele sales guy says 'you don't understand' and the 'recording' says 'No YOU don't understand', he also calls the local police department after he gets his address. It's not a tape recording. Still funny as though do they not just mean that he records the call as opposed to playing a tape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7UFQU40-UQc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 do they not just mean that he records the call as opposed to playing a tape? I thought same as JoH but at second glance I think your right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 do they not just mean that he records the call as opposed to playing a tape? Looking at it again ccp, you're right. I initially thought he was claiming to be playing a recording down the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Looking at it again ccp, you're right. I initially thought he was claiming to be playing a recording down the phone. i did think that to start with as well but i think they mean he just has a tape recorder handy at all times just in case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Templeton Peck Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Sal and Richard from the Howard Stern Show are the best at prank phone calls. This one is my current favourite. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1KGT1ALnu6I Scott Mills lifted their ideas and brought them to the UK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slevinkelevra Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 classic wind up on real radio...makes it even better the bloke was a Rankgers fan!!http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ebviKewRtvc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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