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No it's not

 

If it was you'd have somebody to answer the phone and not having me hanging on paying 10p a minute to listen to hotel lobby music!!

 

I hate calling call centres

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No it's not

 

If it was you'd have somebody to answer the phone and not having me hanging on paying 10p a minute to listen to hotel lobby music!!

 

I hate calling call centres

 

It's along the lines of saying that breakfast cereals are good for you or that drinking Diet Coke will lead to you being surrounded by muscle-bound, half-naked men. Say it often enough and people will start to believe it, like the mod edit they are!

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TELEPHONE CHEAT CODES FOR MAJOR COMPANIES

 

PRESS <0> <#> IN QUICK SUCCESSION

 

Alliance & Leicester 0870 9011001

American Express 01273 576576

Bank of Scotland 0845 7213141

Barclays 0845 7555555

BUPA 0845 6090111

Capital One 0800 9525150

Comet 0870 542 5425

Dell 0870 152 4699

DHL 0870 1100300

DVLA 0870 240009

Egg 0845 1233233

Goldfish 0141 2049005

Halifax 0845 7203040

HSBC 0845 7404404

Lloyds TSB 0800 0969779

NatWest 0870 3331993

NHS Direct 0845 4647

O2 0870 2410202

PC World 0870 2420444

Royal Mail 0845 7740740

Sainsbury's Bank 0845 3055888

Sky 0870 2404040

Tesco 0845 6040409

3Mobile 07782 333333

 

DON'T PRESS ANYTHING

 

Carphone Warehouse 0870 111 7400

Onetel 0800 957 0523

P&O 08705 212121

Southern Electric 0845 7444555

Southern Water 0845 2720845

Virgin Holidays 0870 220 2707

 

ENTER WRONG MOBILE No 3 TIMES

Orange 450 from Orange mobile

 

PRESS <*> <0> EACH TIME YOUHEAR AUTOMATEDVOICE

BT 0800 800 150

 

PRESS <0> THREE TIMES SLOWLY

 

T-Mobile 0845 412 5000

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It's along the lines of saying that breakfast cereals are good for you or that drinking Diet Coke will lead to you being surrounded by muscle-bound, half-naked men. Say it often enough and people will start to believe it, like the ****wit m*ngs they are!

 

 

what cracks me up is you call when theyre open at 9am right, 09:03 all the lines are jammed because they have 2 operators on at that time because everyone is too lazy to get out of their pit because theyre on flexi-time

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No it's not

 

If it was you'd have somebody to answer the phone and not having me hanging on paying 10p a minute to listen to hotel lobby music!!

 

I hate calling call centres

 

Try working in one, I had too once upon a time. :boak:

 

I think I would rather go to jail :sarcasm:than ever have to suffer that experience again.

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I'm amazed that no politician has ever picked up this issue and run with it.

I'm amazed that telecoms regulators have done so little to protect the public.

I'm amazed that we all accept calmly that we can be charged money for hanging on the line indefinitely listening to muzak or pre-recorded platitudes when we need to speak to someone.

 

Is the situation as bad in other countries?

How many days/weeks of the average person's life are now spent in phone queueing systems?

How can this brigandage possibly be legal?

 

I'm shaking here.

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TELEPHONE CHEAT CODES FOR MAJOR COMPANIES

 

PRESS <0> <#> IN QUICK SUCCESSION

 

Alliance & Leicester 0870 9011001

American Express 01273 576576

Bank of Scotland 0845 7213141

Barclays 0845 7555555

BUPA 0845 6090111

Capital One 0800 9525150

Comet 0870 542 5425

Dell 0870 152 4699

DHL 0870 1100300

DVLA 0870 240009

Egg 0845 1233233

Goldfish 0141 2049005

Halifax 0845 7203040

HSBC 0845 7404404

Lloyds TSB 0800 0969779

NatWest 0870 3331993

NHS Direct 0845 4647

O2 0870 2410202

PC World 0870 2420444

Royal Mail 0845 7740740

Sainsbury's Bank 0845 3055888

Sky 0870 2404040

Tesco 0845 6040409

3Mobile 07782 333333

 

DON'T PRESS ANYTHING

 

Carphone Warehouse 0870 111 7400

Onetel 0800 957 0523

P&O 08705 212121

Southern Electric 0845 7444555

Southern Water 0845 2720845

Virgin Holidays 0870 220 2707

 

ENTER WRONG MOBILE No 3 TIMES

Orange 450 from Orange mobile

 

PRESS <*> <0> EACH TIME YOUHEAR AUTOMATEDVOICE

BT 0800 800 150

 

PRESS <0> THREE TIMES SLOWLY

 

T-Mobile 0845 412 5000

 

Well done sir.

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The thing is...most of these companies have a direct local rate line but give you some overpriced 0845 number.

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Try working in one

 

hear hear

 

 

oh, and btw, they aren't flexi time, or if they are its the most inflexible flex i've ever had!!

 

call centres are the sweat shops of the modern age

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The thing is...most of these companies have a direct local rate line but give you some overpriced 0845 number.

 

I think you will find that 0845 numbers are charged at local rate.

It's the other numbers that are over priced.

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