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Got a copy of it today

 

Just finished watching it.

 

It starts off really well but then just goes OTT.

 

Yes I did want to see it because of what the plotline is but its not as good as what i thought it would have been, turned out to be a tad bit corny!

 

Anyone else seen it?

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I haven't seen it kearney but I can not believe you thought it ended up a bit corny. You did know the plot didn't you? :P

 

A girl has teeth inside her poon that start chomping guys bell ends off?

 

It sounds like at best it could become a cult B horror comedy movie with a plot line like that.

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Theres no way in hell I want to see that

 

B-Type horror or not, next time I'm on the job I don't want the thought of teeth down there

 

Jeeeeeeez, that kind of **** could scar you for life mate ;)

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Theres no way in hell I want to see that

 

B-Type horror or not, next time I'm on the job I don't want the thought of teeth down there

 

Jeeeeeeez, that kind of **** could scar you for life mate ;)

 

 

thats why I dont want to see it, not because it might scare me but because they are trying to advertise it like it is the movie that will put guys off sex. I am not stupid enough to think that there is actully such a possibilty that this will happen. Cultures through history use this to try and make men more weary of sexual intercourse with women.

 

TO be honest, sometimes a way a film is marketed can put me off seeing a film. This was one, another was the bourne supermacy, there were far too many articles in the press trying to compare it with bond which I find trying to compare two completely different things. Fourtantly for Bourne (and myself) I heard so many good reviews so watched it and enjoyed it. But I will never compare it with bond. Another case in point was the Duchess, too many comparisions to Diana in the marketing, they seem amazed that a woman in a 18th century was in a loveless marriage.

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because they are trying to advertise it like it is the movie that will put guys off sex. I am not stupid enough to think that there is actully such a possibilty that this will happen.

 

What? That you'll have sex? :P

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Mr Pillowpants?

 

(Clerks II fans will get the reference).

Pillowpants and Listerfiend.

 

Genius. I'd post a link but its bad language

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I have unfortunatley seen this movie.............it does end up corney.

 

also i wish i had not seen it. felt a bit sick when the teeth struck each time!

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I haven't seen it kearney but I can not believe you thought it ended up a bit corny. You did know the plot didn't you? :P

 

A girl has teeth inside her poon that start chomping guys bell ends off?

 

It sounds like at best it could become a cult B horror comedy movie with a plot line like that.

 

Hehe, yeah I did know the plot but does get a bit far fetched.

When she thought she had her "Knight in shining armour" and found out that it was just a bet she bites his D*** off was quite funny but got a bit far fetched in the end!

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Hehe, yeah I did know the plot but does get a bit far fetched.

When she thought she had her "Knight in shining armour" and found out that it was just a bet she bites his D*** off was quite funny but got a bit far fetched in the end!

In the end?!

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Hehe, yeah I did know the plot but does get a bit far fetched.

When she thought she had her "Knight in shining armour" and found out that it was just a bet she bites his D*** off was quite funny but got a bit far fetched in the end!

 

A gripping dose of real life drama;

 

Girl has gnashers in her *****.

 

Brilliant.

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...not as good as what i thought it would have been...

 

Out of interest, how good did you expect it to be? I'm asking this as I thought that it'd be up there as an Oscar contender, but now feel that it may fall just short. Very disappointed.

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Saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall a week before I went to Ibiza. This was one of the trailers. I immediately decided seeing this before heading off would possibly be the worst mistake of my life.

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A gripping dose of real life drama;

 

Girl has gnashers in her *****.

 

Brilliant.

 

f@nny with teeth .... vicious cant..... on a parallel with this, it was said that during Vietnam war, local ladies used to put bits of broken glass inside themselves, ready for the US troops looking for a good time

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