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That's class, though I still prefer this version:

 

 

 

Bohemian Rhapsody - Weegie Version

 

Is this the real life, is it the methadone?

Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?

Open yer wine an' talk wi' a whine like me.

Um just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D.

Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer Da; slash yer dug, ride yer ma! Any

way the Clyde flows Disnae really mater tae me......tae me.

 

Haw Maw, just chibbed some bam,

Buckie bottle tae the heid,

An noo the *****in' b*stard's deid!

Haw Maw, Um just oan parole,

An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee....

 

Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh,

Never meant tae steal yer purse,

But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'.

Carry oot, carry oot!

An we'll go oot oan the batter!

 

Too late, the bailiff's here,

Sends shivers doon ma spine,

Gubbed 10 jellies just in time.

Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go,

Got tae go and rip some w*** fae up the scheme.

Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh

I'm a jakey bam, I sometimes think I've never been washed at all.

 

I see a little silhouetto of a bam,

Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo?

Thunderbird, White Lightning, very very frightning to me! Twenty

Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair and some skins, Magnifico oh oh oh oh!

 

i'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me,

He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!

Spare us a pound fur a wee cup o tea?

Get tae *****, skanky slob, will ye get a job?

 

For*****sake, No! I will no' get a job! - Get a job! For*****sake, I

will no' get a job! - Get a job! For*****sake, Will you get a job?

Get a job! Will no' get a job, get a job! Will no' get a job, get a job!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.....

 

Oh gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea and the clap!

Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?

For me, for meeeee!?

 

So you 'hink you can slash me and pish in my eye?

So ye 'hink ye can chib me an' leave me to die?

Haw b*****, can't dae this tae me b*****!

Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!

 

***** all really matters, Any one can see,

***** all really matters, ***** all really matters to me!

Any way the Clyde flows....

 

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Think someone's needin his Nat...

 

Anyhoo, here it is...I've certainly not heard of a whole bunch of these guys but I guess they must be real.

 

Is this the real life?

TWISS FISH MCGREAL CRUYFF

 

Is this just fantasy?

TWISS FISH BUSST MANN LUZHNY

 

Caught in a landslide

VOGTS RIMMER BRAND HYDE

 

No escape from reality

YEO JESS TAIT SONG MCGREAL GUTI

 

Open your eyes

BOPP PEN ALPAY

 

Look up to the skies and see

COOK JUPP PUGH KERR DAEI PRESSLEY

 

Im just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

HAIM BUSST IPOUA ROY DAEI REID YEO GYNN MATHIE

 

Because I'm easy come, easy go

MEE GOSS HAIM GEE LEE BUNN GEE LEE YEO

 

A little high, little low

BA LYTTLE DAEIL LYTTLE YEO

 

Anyway the wind blows

DANI FAYE KERR BLIND KLOSE

 

Doesn't really matter to me

COUSINS SEALEY MATHERS PUGH GEE

 

To me

PUGH GEE

 

Mama, just killed a man

PALMER BUSST FRIEL HAMANN

 

Put a gun against his head

POTTER BUNN MCCOIST TWISS FRED

 

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

GOULD CARRAGHER HOWE PREECE STEAD

 

Mama, life had just begun

PALMER CRUYFF STEAD BUSST GEE GUNN

 

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

BUTT HOWE HYDE JOHN SAND BROWN GRITT BALL ALPAY

 

Mama, ooo

LAMA PUGH

 

Didn't mean to make you cry

GITTENS BREEN PUGH LAKE GREW FREI

 

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

DIOUF HAIM WATT JACK, FAGAN, TWISS, GRIMES PUGH MORROW

 

Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

BARRY LONG BARRY LONG SMITH DUFF GYNN SEALEY MATHERS

 

Too late, my time has come

PUGH PATES TUGAY RANSOME

 

Sends shivers down my spine

BENT CHIVERS BROWN DAEI VINE

 

Body's aching all the time

DODD REECE HAY KING BALL KERR VINE

 

Goodbye everybody. I've got to go

WOOD FREI D'AVRAY COTTEE HYDE GUTI LOWE

 

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

POTTER HEATH PUGH BALL LEE HEINZE CASE KERR HUTH

 

Mama, ooo

BRAMMER PUGH

 

I don't want to die

DAEI BRUNT HUNT PUGH FREI

 

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!

DAEI BUNN GRIMES FISH HYDE WEBBER BREEN HORNE PLATT BALL

 

I see a little silhouetto of a man

FACEY BA LYTTLE SILVA ETO HUTH HAMANN

 

Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

DIARRA BRUCE DIARRA BRUCE BRILL KANU HAMANN BRANCO

 

Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me

YOUNG KERR HOULT SAND BRIGHT KING VIEIRA VIERI FREI LING LEE

 

Galileo, galileo

BAILEY MAYO

 

Galileo, galileo

BAILEY MAYO

 

Galileo figaro-magnifico

BAILEY MAYO FIGO LAW HAGI ZICO

 

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me

BUTT HAIM BASTOCK LAW ROY YEO MOODY GROVES LEE

 

He's just a poor boy from a poor family

PREECE BASTOCK MOORE ROY SONG IPOUA MORALEE

 

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

CLARE GYNN TWISS CRUYFF SONG TWISS LONG ROSS GUTI

 

Easy come easy go, will you let me go

CISSE DUNNE CISSE YEO HILL PUGH BETT LEE YEO

 

Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. Let him go

TWISS MILLER YEO GEE HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT WYNNE YEO

 

Bismillah! We will not let you go. Let him go

TWISS MILLER LEE HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT WYNNE YEO

 

Bismillah! We will not let you go. Let me go

TWISS MILLER LEE HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT LEE YEO

 

Will not let you go. Let me go

HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT GEE YEO

 

Will not let you go. Let me go

HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT GEE YEO

 

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

ROWE FLO CROWE YEO LOWE PYO DEFOE

 

Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go

BRAMMER FEAR BRAMMER FEAR BETT LEE CROWE

 

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

FRIEL LEBOUEF CASPER NEVILLE BUSST BA HYDE GORRE LEE GORRE LEE GORRE LEE

 

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?

LOWE PUGH LINKE PUGH LAHM STONE LEE SAND GRITT GYNN LI TIE

 

So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

LOWE PUGH LINKE PUGH LAHM LOVE LEE SAND GREAVES LEE TUGAY

 

Oh baby, can't do this to me, baby

YEO DAVEY DURRANT PUGH TWISS PUGH LEE DAVEY

 

Just gotta get out. Just gotta get right outta here

BUSST POTTER BETTS KUYT BUSST POTTER BETTS RIDEOUT KINNEAR

 

Nothing really matters

DUFF LING SEALEY MATHERS

 

Anyone can see

BENNI MCCARTHY

 

Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me

DUFF LING SEALEY MATHERS DUFF LING SEALEY MATHERS PUGH GEE

 

Any way the wind blows...

DANI GREY KERR BLIND KLOSE

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