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Since we all hate this skidmark on the underpants of society and I'm guessing he's going to get a tirade of abuse I feel it only right to dedicate a thread for songs we can sing on Sunday to abuse this little rat-faced tramp!. I'll start us off!:

 

Riordans barred from CC's!...Riordans barred from CC's!..Na.na.na.na!

 

(To the tune of Amy Winehouse-Rehab) - Riordan tried to go to LuLu's and they said No!..No!..No!.

 

Feel free to add some more & we can get them on the go in Middletons before heading to that sh#thole they call a stadium!, Bring on the wee team!. FTH

 

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Since we all hate this skidmark on the underpants of society and I'm guessing he's going to get a tirade of abuse I feel it only right to dedicate a thread for songs we can sing on Sunday to abuse this little rat-faced tramp!. I'll start us off!:

 

Riordans barred from CC's!...Riordans barred from CC's!..Na.na.na.na!

 

(To the tune of Amy Winehouse-Rehab) - Riordan tried to go to LuLu's and they said No!..No!..No!.

 

Feel free to add some more & we can get them on the go in Middletons before heading to that sh#thole they call a stadium!, Bring on the wee team!. FTH

 

:)

 

Must be some way of turning that round.

 

Only allowed in CCs, Deek's only allowed in CCs

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Sexton Hardcastle
it's still in the late planning stages but it's not looking too good the now.

 

..So your not going.

 

You even got a ticket yet?

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Not sure if this like will work. If not go onto youtube, type The funniest football song/chant ever!

 

Think Riordan will fit nice into that, would be a belter to do!!

 

Thoughts?

 

We'll be getting it going either way so join in!!

 

:107years:

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Not sure if this like will work. If not go onto youtube, type The funniest football song/chant ever!

 

Think Riordan will fit nice into that, would be a belter to do!!

 

Thoughts?

 

We'll be getting it going either way so join in!!

 

:107years:

 

Mate what are they singing?

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One man went to bed, went to bed with Ashley!

 

One man and his moblie phone, went to bed with ashley!

 

two men went to bed, went to bed with Ashley!

 

Two men, one man and his mobile phone went to bed with ashley!

 

(and so on until ten)

 

TEN MEN WENT TO BED, WENT TO BED WITH ASHLEY!

 

10 MEN, 9 MEN, 8 MEN, 7 MEN, 6 MEN, 5 MEN, 4 MEN, 3 MEN, 2 MEN, 1 MAN AND HIS MOBILE PHONE, WENT TO BED WITH ASHLEY!

 

Then, The arsenal!!

 

So to hearts words it would be mintttttttt!

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One man went to bed, went to bed with Ashley!

 

One man and his moblie phone, went to bed with ashley!

 

two men went to bed, went to bed with Ashley!

 

Two men, one man and his mobile phone went to bed with ashley!

 

(and so on until ten)

 

TEN MEN WENT TO BED, WENT TO BED WITH ASHLEY!

 

10 MEN, 9 MEN, 8 MEN, 7 MEN, 6 MEN, 5 MEN, 4 MEN, 3 MEN, 2 MEN, 1 MAN AND HIS MOBILE PHONE, WENT TO BED WITH ASHLEY!

 

Then, The arsenal!!

 

So to hearts words it would be mintttttttt!

 

Mate thats class!...Defo need to get that one on the go!...One man went to bed....went to bed wi Riordan!.haha!.

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:107years:Quality eh!! imagine that going! haha mental!

 

Its defo on so if you hear it join in...

 

:107years:

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....or if they start giving it "One Derek Riordan, there's only one Derek Riordan......" ..we respond with "Failed at the big-time, he f*****g failed at the big-time...." ;)

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10 boys 9 boys 8 boys 7 boys 6 boys 5 boys 4 boys 3 boys 2 boys and Derek Riordan went to bed with Jackson..... all in the best possible taste of course.

 

:107years:

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How about

 

"We're going clubbin, we're going clubbin, you're no, you're no"

 

Superb.

 

Or we could break out an oldie:

 

You are Hibernian F.C.

You have got no histor-ee,

Fletcher's sheeite,

Riordan is queer,

And you haven't won the cup for a hundred year

 

Yes, it's 107 but that doesn't rhyme.;)

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