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who's that 1 player you've watched play and you think to yourself how the hell is that guy playing professional football. the type of player you look at and you dont say but inside youre thinking

 

You know what IM BETTER THAN HIM

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Audrey.

 

definitely audrey! or maybe that straceny guy who played once i think.

 

any hibs goalie aswell!

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Dave Beaumont ex Dundee Utd and Hibs

 

Jimmy Boco

 

Zibby

 

Joe Tortalano

 

Colin Murdoch

 

Mo Berthe

 

David Winnie

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ludek straceny

mohamed berthe

david whinnie

hans eskilsson

ricardas beniusis

marius kisys

arkadius klimek

ally mauchlan

tosh mckinley

 

and that's just off the top o ma heid, ones in recent and fairly recent years.

 

we've had more than our fair share.

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ludek straceny

mohamed berthe

david whinnie

hans eskilsson

ricardas beniusis

marius kisys

arkadius klimek

ally mauchlan

tosh mckinley

 

and that's just off the top o ma heid, ones in recent and fairly recent years.

 

we've had more than our fair share.

 

I liked tosh and thought he was a decnt player for us

 

couldny cross a ball mind

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Malcolm Tucker
ludek straceny

mohamed berthe

david whinnie

hans eskilsson

ricardas beniusis

marius kisys

arkadius klimek

ally mauchlan

tosh mckinley

 

and that's just off the top o ma heid, ones in recent and fairly recent years.

 

we've had more than our fair share.

 

Harsh on Kizys.

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ludek straceny

mohamed berthe

david whinnie

hans eskilsson

ricardas beniusis

marius kisys

arkadius klimek

ally mauchlan

tosh mckinley

 

and that's just off the top o ma heid, ones in recent and fairly recent years.

 

we've had more than our fair share.

 

Dont think Tosh deserves to be included with that lot. Not the best defensive left back ever but good going forward with a good left peg. Good servant for Hearts.

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fair enough fellas, maybe my subsequent hatred of the mckinlay has clouded my judgement there. mind you he did have a habit of booting the ball straight out of play when he was trying to lump it up the wing.

 

how could i forget barasa????

 

few left wingers will.

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fair enough fellas, maybe my subsequent hatred of the mckinlay has clouded my judgement there. mind you he did have a habit of booting the ball straight out of play when he was trying to lump it up the wing.

 

how could i forget barasa????

 

few left wingers will.

 

Lets be honest I think most Hearts fans would have him in todays team ahead of Lee Wallace. Other left backs like Austin McCann and Jose Goncalves were much worse than Toshh too.

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Jim "****ing" Weir.

 

When Sandy Clark was in charge he must have cost us at least 50% of the goals we shipped.

 

Davie Kirkwood was appalling too.

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Jim "****ing" Weir.

 

When Sandy Clark was in charge he must have cost us at least 50% of the goals we shipped.

 

Davie Kirkwood was appalling too.

 

Both good shouts. I was concentrating on H**s players in my list and neglected some of the dross I've paid good money to see at Tynie.

 

Back on the H**s front - Calum Milne, Willie Miller, Olle the Goale and Paul Tosh

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harold brattbak

 

vincent guerin

 

leigh jenkinson

 

'pineapple on his head' jason lee

 

Vincent Guerin?

 

Are you actually joking?

 

I would say Eduardo Hutardo.

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Eric Bo Anderson. A hun I know always says 'but he scored a few goals' Rangers had Gazza, Laudrup and Albertz in their side then - I'd fancy my chances of bagging a few with those 3 setting me up.

 

And how could I forget ANTON ROGAN.

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Ben Thornton

Jarkko Wiss

Hamed Namouchi

Rafael Scheidt

Regi Blinker

David Dunn

Eduardo Hurtado

Amadou Konte

Eduard Kurskis

Nerius Barasa

Linas Pilibaitis

Stephane Guivarc'h (how is he a World Cup winner?)

Paulo Vanoli

Nuno Capucho

Marcus Gayle

Adrian Madaschi

Nigel Pepper

Du Wei

Dragen Mladenovic

Lee Power

Zbigneiw Malkowski

Mark Dempsey

Augustine Makalakalane

Gary Smith

 

And that's just the SPL...

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Mo Berthe

 

Played 1 game for us in the 98/99 season away at Dundee(hooked at HT). He was shocking. Should of clicked when Gary Locke said in the oaoer that he was a player!!!

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How can a bad player ever "grace" a football pitch? ;)

 

 

ive graced a football pitch and im pants!

 

enough said

 

now crawl away and hide elly and hope the kickbackers forget your previous post

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who's that 1 player you've watched play and you think to yourself how the hell is that guy playing professional football. the type of player you look at and you dont say but inside youre thinking

 

You know what IM BETTER THAN HIM

 

Without a shadow of doubt Klimek,he made Beniuseless look good,yes I have seen all or most of the other pesh we have seen over the past 15 years or so but man he takes the gold medal for being utter pesh.

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Malcolm Tucker
ive graced a football pitch and im pants!

 

enough said

 

now crawl away and hide elly and hope the kickbackers forget your previous post

 

 

We won't.

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Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy

calum elliot!

jame mole!

samuel cammazzola!

ricardas beniusus!

eduardis kurskis!

 

why do we get landed with these useless bassas

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Vincent Guerin?

 

Are you actually joking?

 

I would say Eduardo Hutardo.

 

no i'm not joking, he was cack for the money he got paid, remember him at motherwell away the season after the 98 cup win and he was to me, the biggest wage thief ever to play for Hearts before the romanov era:mad:

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no i'm not joking, he was cack for the money he got paid, remember him at motherwell away the season after the 98 cup win and he was to me, the biggest wage thief ever to play for Hearts before the romanov era:mad:

 

Did he not score in that game?

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tommythejambo

Jamie McAllister. Once shouted that he was 'p**h' and he heard me.

 

Was gutted. But correct.

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harold brattbak

 

vincent guerin

 

leigh jenkinson

 

'pineapple on his head' jason lee

 

Vincent Guerin???? WTF????

 

He was genuine, genuine quality. A spent force by the time he got to us but the football brain was still there.

 

Bizarre choice.

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Carl Fredrickson

Celtics ?5m Brazilian defender....Radael Shiet (or something like that)

 

Our very own Craig Nelson was awful and I AM a better keepet than he will ever be

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scott herbertson

Neil Murray for Hearts

 

For Hibs too many to mention (though Ally Brazil must be in any 'worst ever' select)

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Carl Spackler

Zibi (although on the other hand he was magic!)

 

Who was the big dumpling that played in central defence for Dundee United against us late last season (got sent off). He's probably still playing for them. He was one of the worst I have seen, well that day anyway.

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calum elliot!

jame mole!

samuel cammazzola!

ricardas beniusus!

eduardis kurskis!

 

why do we get landed with these useless bassas

 

i thought sammy did a job for us

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Wilfred Oueifio

 

 

 

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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Recomended to us by our very own Rousset!

 

What did we ever do to him?

 

Paul McShane of Sunderland is never a footballer!

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Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC

I GENUINELY believe I am better than No.29.

 

I am faster, stronger, more athletic than him for a start.

 

I have 100 times the passion he does.

 

I am better in the air.

 

I AM better.

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