Under 30s

[jambo 71]

This is so true........

 

 

 

THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!

 

If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!

 

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears

With their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When

they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school

every morning

 

... Uphill... barefoot.

 

BOTH ways

 

Yadda, yadda, yadda

 

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up,

There was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it

And how easy they've got it!

 

But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of

Thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of

today.

 

You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my

Childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!

 

And I hate to say it but you kids today you

Don't know how good you've got it!

 

I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we

wanted to know something, We had to go to the damn library and

Look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!

 

There was no email!! We had to actually write

Somebody a letter, with a pen!

 

...Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put

it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!

 

There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to

Steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and

shoplift it yourself!

 

Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and

the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!

 

 

We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you

Were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy

signal, that's it!

 

And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either!

When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be

your school, your mom, your boss, your Bookie, your drug dealer, a

collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your

chances, mister!

 

We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video

Games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600!

With games Like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids'. Your guy was a little

square! You actually had to use your Imagination!! And there were no

multiple levels or Screens, it was just one screen... Forever!

 

And you could never win. The game just kept getting

Harder and harder and

Faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

 

 

You had to use a Little book called a TV Guide to find out what

was on! You were screwed when it Came to channel surfing! You had

to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the Channel and

there was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons

On Saturday Morning. Do you Hear what I'm saying!?! We had to

wait ALL WEEK

For cartoons, you spoiled

Little rat-*******s!

 

And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat

Something up we had to use the stove ... Imagine that!

 

That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids

Today have got it too easy.

You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted

Five minutes back in 1980!

 

Regards,

The over 30 Crowd

[Say What Again]

[I.J]

And you could never win. The game just kept getting

Harder and harder and

Faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

 

[Maximus]

Not for much longer