boabyarsebiscuit Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Seeing a JKB thread seems to have done for Gary Glen's career at Hearts I'll try the same tack with the useless midget. Hopefully he'll never pull on a Hearts jersey again after Team Romanov feed this back to Kaunas HQ. I saw Audrius Ksanavicius in the airport on Sunday. Stansted, he was on his way to Lithuania. I asked him what he thought of Csaba Laszlo. He said Csaba was a "mentalist" (his actual words) and also that Csaba ponged. I asked him what he meant and he said "He smell of baby nappy covered in poo and E45 cream. The smell of the jobbie, peepee and E45 makes Csaba smell very bad. Also his tactics suck". So there. Csaba has lost the dressing room. I admire Audrius for his honesty. PS - if any lawyers are reading, I made this up. PPS - don't tell Team Romanov I made this up so we can get rid of the useless wee waste of space when Csaba gets wind of his "bad attitude". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBjambo Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 way too much time on your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Seeing a JKB thread seems to have done for Gary Glen's career at Hearts I'll try the same tack with the useless midget. Hopefully he'll never pull on a Hearts jersey again after Team Romanov feed this back to Kaunas HQ. I saw Audrius Ksanavicius in the airport on Sunday. Stansted, he was on his way to Lithuania. I asked him what he thought of Csaba Laszlo. He said Csaba was a "mentalist" (his actual words) and also that Csaba ponged. I asked him what he meant and he said "He smell of baby nappy covered in poo and E45 cream. The smell of the jobbie, peepee and E45 makes Csaba smell very bad. Also his tactics suck". So there. Csaba has lost the dressing room. I admire Audrius for his honesty. PS - if any lawyers are reading, I made this up. PPS - don't tell Team Romanov I made this up so we can get rid of the useless wee waste of space when Csaba gets wind of his "bad attitude". Drop the start and end of your username and your sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Seeing a JKB thread seems to have done for Gary Glen's career at Hearts I'll try the same tack with the useless midget. Hopefully he'll never pull on a Hearts jersey again after Team Romanov feed this back to Kaunas HQ. I saw Audrius Ksanavicius in the airport on Sunday. Stansted, he was on his way to Lithuania. I asked him what he thought of Csaba Laszlo. He said Csaba was a "mentalist" (his actual words) and also that Csaba ponged. I asked him what he meant and he said "He smell of baby nappy covered in poo and E45 cream. The smell of the jobbie, peepee and E45 makes Csaba smell very bad. Also his tactics suck". So there. Csaba has lost the dressing room. I admire Audrius for his honesty. PS - if any lawyers are reading, I made this up. PPS - don't tell Team Romanov I made this up so we can get rid of the useless wee waste of space when Csaba gets wind of his "bad attitude". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Its always Audreys fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Maybe people who've attended press conferences when Csaba has been present can deny or confirm. Is there something more pungent in the air than just the verbal diarrhoea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Its always Audreys fault. Most of the time anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 No its not its Robbie Neilsons! Cant wait for Robbie to come back, maybe it will tighten things up at the back? Robbie is very limited going forward, but we need to put a plug in the jug at the back Most of the time anyway Now now Coco, Audrey is an important member of the squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Anyway I find it much easier to blame Vlad, saves a lot of time. Fair point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Cant wait for Robbie to come back, maybe it will tighten things up at the back? Robbie is very limited going forward, but we need to put a plug in the jug at the back Now now Coco, Audrey is an important member of the squad. Have to say, i'm no fan of Robbie but i think he's better than Jason Thomson. Come back soon Robbie. As for Audrey, he really is pish. I absolutely hate seeing him start games for Hearts because he is so ineffective it's unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boabyarsebiscuit Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 Have to say, i'm no fan of Robbie but i think he's better than Jason Thomson. Come back soon Robbie. As for Audrey, he really is pish. I absolutely hate seeing him start games for Hearts because he is so ineffective it's unbelievable. Aye, but once Audrey's disgraceful attitude is reported back to Csaba he'll never play for Hearts again. Shocking billy big boots behaviour. Audrey GTF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Audrey is the model proffesional who's door is always open for giving advice to the younger payers. We need more guys like that at the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Audrey is pesh and can GTF!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Audrey is the model proffesional who's door is always open for giving advice to the younger payers. We need more guys like that at the club. Heres hoping its not on football related questions. Then we're fecked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Seeing a JKB thread seems to have done for Gary Glen's career at Hearts I'll try the same tack with the useless midget. Hopefully he'll never pull on a Hearts jersey again after Team Romanov feed this back to Kaunas HQ. I saw Audrius Ksanavicius in the airport on Sunday. Stansted, he was on his way to Lithuania. I asked him what he thought of Csaba Laszlo. He said Csaba was a "mentalist" (his actual words) and also that Csaba ponged. I asked him what he meant and he said "He smell of baby nappy covered in poo and E45 cream. The smell of the jobbie, peepee and E45 makes Csaba smell very bad. Also his tactics suck". So there. Csaba has lost the dressing room. I admire Audrius for his honesty. PS - if any lawyers are reading, I made this up. PPS - don't tell Team Romanov I made this up so we can get rid of the useless wee waste of space when Csaba gets wind of his "bad attitude". You should hear what Anatoly and Angel have to say about the Romanaovs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Seeing a JKB thread seems to have done for Gary Glen's career at Hearts I'll try the same tack with the useless midget. Hopefully he'll never pull on a Hearts jersey again after Team Romanov feed this back to Kaunas HQ. I saw Audrius Ksanavicius in the airport on Sunday. Stansted, he was on his way to Lithuania. I asked him what he thought of Csaba Laszlo. He said Csaba was a "mentalist" (his actual words) and also that Csaba ponged. I asked him what he meant and he said "He smell of baby nappy covered in poo and E45 cream. The smell of the jobbie, peepee and E45 makes Csaba smell very bad. Also his tactics suck". So there. Csaba has lost the dressing room. I admire Audrius for his honesty. PS - if any lawyers are reading, I made this up. PPS - don't tell Team Romanov I made this up so we can get rid of the useless wee waste of space when Csaba gets wind of his "bad attitude". Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boabyarsebiscuit Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 Oh dear. The official seal of approval from my favourite poster. Go Team Romanov! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Heres hoping its not on football related questions. Then we're fecked. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrius_K%C5%A1anavi%C4%8Dius Only 15 caps for his country, woud have been much more though if he had not suffered terrible injuries in his career. Payed Italy and France in recent times - pretty sure there wouldbe good advice to give to not the just the young players, but payers in the Hearts squad as a whole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrius_K%C5%A1anavi%C4%8Dius Only 15 caps for his country, woud have been much more though if he had not suffered terrible injuries in his career. Payed Italy and France in recent times - pretty sure there wouldbe good advice to give to not the just the young players, but payers in the Hearts squad as a whole. Yeah fair enough experience wise. Just dont rate him as a talented footballer. He frustrates me no end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boabyarsebiscuit Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 Yeah fair enough experience wise. Just dont rate him as a talented footballer. He frustrates me no end. He's totally wrong for the Scottish game. He should have been punted back to Kaunas last season. Still when Csaba hears about his disgraceful attitude, he'll be sacked, so I suppose we shouldn't worry about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 A brave effort Boaby. I tried the same thing with Zaliukas and Kurskis, but it didnae work! I doubt Ksanavicius will be playing next week anyway - last I heard he was shagging Vlads neice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 A brave effort Boaby. I tried the same thing with Zaliukas and Kurskis, but it didnae work! I doubt Ksanavicius will be playing next week anyway - last I heard he was shagging Vlads neice. Were you paid to type that? ;o) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boabyarsebiscuit Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 Were you paid to type that? ;o) No he wasn't. But I asked JR by PM to post something similar in his own words, and offered him sex if he did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 No he wasn't. But I asked JR by PM to post something similar in his own words, and offered him sex if he did. I hope my "post" was to your satisfaction boaby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 No he wasn't. But I asked JR by PM to post something similar in his own words, and offered him sex if he did. Hehehehehehe Boaby, do you have a webcam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Its always Audreys fault. Superb!!! Just out of interest, now that Iva choo choo is away home, do you love Ksanavicius more? The real barometer for that is, which is on the front of your Physics ring binder (ooer missus!) ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7628mm Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrius_K%C5%A1anavi%C4%8Dius Only 15 caps for his country, woud have been much more though if he had not suffered terrible injuries in his career. Payed Italy and France in recent times - pretty sure there wouldbe good advice to give to not the just the young players, but payers in the Hearts squad as a whole. I am just so glad that 31 year old Audrey is able to pass on his vast experience as a professional footballer onto the younger, thats all of them, members of the 1st team and squad. How f@rking lucky we are and goodness only knows where we would be in the league without this font of knowledge and outstanding professionalism. Audrey is without doubt the best example and benchmark of the Vlad (the tw@ts) visionary approach to football at Hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Would have been more believable if he'd kissed you on the forehead, lamented the lack of gnomes and burst into tears. Allegedly. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenstein Jambo. Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Hasn't audrey scored twice this season or am i getting mixed up with anoher lithuanian hearts player? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Superb!!! Just out of interest, now that Iva choo choo is away home, do you love Ksanavicius more? The real barometer for that is, which is on the front of your Physics ring binder (ooer missus!) ???? Audrey is sound, but he aint no Choo Choo. He will be back one day. I am just so glad that 31 year old Audrey is able to pass on his vast experience as a professional footballer onto the younger, thats all of them, members of the 1st team and squad. How f@rking lucky we are and goodness only knows where we would be in the league without this font of knowledge and outstanding professionalism. Exacty. Good post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalterEgo Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I hope my "post" was to your satisfaction boaby More importantly, was his boaby to your satisfaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 More importantly, was his boaby to your satisfaction. Well, it didn't smell of jobbies as much as Ksanavicius does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I'd love to rub No.29's face in a big pile of smelly jobbies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 No he wasn't. But I asked JR by PM to post something similar in his own words, and offered him sex if he did. Rodney, form only fools and horses, contacted me by e mail under a strange ever changing username but when i approached people to pass on the TRUTH these hobos and NOT REAL FANS refused. Terrible. the sooner they dont come back to tynecastle, which romanov saved, the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 A brave effort Boaby. I tried the same thing with Zaliukas and Kurskis, but it didnae work! I doubt Ksanavicius will be playing next week anyway - last I heard he was shagging Vlads neice. He's actually an alcoholic. I saw him in The Diggers on Saturday morning before the game drinking a bottle of this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7628mm Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 He's actually an alcoholic. I saw him in The Diggers on Saturday morning before the game drinking a bottle of this: I wondered what had become of Castlemaine XXXX now it only has an X oh how the mighty have fallen:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Until the foreign gentleman that drinks in a Royal Mile pub, answering mobile phone conversations in hushed tones, says its so then it ain't so! FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie-Brown Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 It wisnae Audrey that said it Boaby it wiz Robbie - having finally realised he's cack at fitba during his injury rehabilitation he's been training to become a ventriliquist and plans to start this new career fulltime when his Hertz contract ends next summer....Audrey was victim of a Neilson prank - FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 It wisnae Audrey that said it Boaby it wiz Robbie - having finally realised he's cack at fitba during his injury rehabilitation he's been training to become a ventriliquist and plans to start this new career fulltime when his Hertz contract ends next summer....Audrey was victim of a Neilson prank - FACT! I can confirm this might be true, I'm fairly sure I saw Robbie leaving ventriliquist school the other week. I thought nothing of it at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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