Jam11 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I have a sports dinner tonight at auld Roughie is one of the speakers. Just looking to see if anyone has any good amo against him. One I've been told to say so far is this one:- "Hello Mr Rough my name is John Robertson so this one will probably go right by you!" Anyone have anymore to stick it up the hobo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallschunkychicken Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Tell him he's 'mince'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpos Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Ask him if his wife has a Brazilian or a Dave Narey:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam11 Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 Tell him he's 'mince'. What was that story all about again, he stole mince out the co-op or that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 ask him if he's a useless, fat, mouthy gobshat. in fact don't bother asking him, just remind him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 One of the game's good guys. Played many times for Scotland out of Partick Thistle. Got out of the way of many of Robbo's shots. And good fun on the radio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny Crane Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Ask if he can do his headless chicken impression - ie. the one he did for Eder in '82. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sifter Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Rough Justice While seeing out his playing days with Ayr United in 1990, former Scottish International goalkeeper Alan Rough found himself in hot water after walking out of the local Safeway's supermarket with a packet of beef that had yet to be paid for. He was released after being held in police custody for a couple of hours and the charges were eventually dropped. But the damage had already been done. He found himself splashed all over the front pages of Scotland's national press and the former Partick Thistle and Celtic player found himself at the mercy of opposing fans. To the tune of 'My Darling Clementine', and to the delight of many, they started singing 'Where's the mince beef, where's the mince beef, where's the mince beef Alan Rough, it's in your pocket, in your pocket, in your pocket Alan Rough'. Get the words printed up and passed roond the tables before the hobo caaant even enters the building.... Courtesy of http://www.goalkeepersaredifferent.com/keeper/law.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam11 Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 Rough JusticeWhile seeing out his playing days with Ayr United in 1990, former Scottish International goalkeeper Alan Rough found himself in hot water after walking out of the local Safeway's supermarket with a packet of beef that had yet to be paid for. He was released after being held in police custody for a couple of hours and the charges were eventually dropped. But the damage had already been done. He found himself splashed all over the front pages of Scotland's national press and the former Partick Thistle and Celtic player found himself at the mercy of opposing fans. To the tune of 'My Darling Clementine', and to the delight of many, they started singing 'Where's the mince beef, where's the mince beef, where's the mince beef Alan Rough, it's in your pocket, in your pocket, in your pocket Alan Rough'. Get the words printed up and passed roond the tables before the hobo caaant even enters the building.... Courtesy of http://www.goalkeepersaredifferent.com/keeper/law.htm Will Do........................Quality! :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Tell him your disapointed to see him there as you were led to believe Richard GOUGH was the guest speaker. Not some $#!tty has been goalie with the same sounding name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrH Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I'm sure you'll enjoy his speech - I saw him a few years ago and he was hilarious. The stories about the Argentina '78 trip were particularly good....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky999 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Tell him youve been charged with sgoplifting and if he can give you any advice on how to get off with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam11 Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 Thanks for all your suggestions. Let you know how it goes. Cheers again. :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Ask him how many derbies he won when playing for the wee team! The answer is NONE in SIX years! Decent guy though Roughie, always got a smile on his face. Smile or inane grin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMBOn_et_fromage Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 You do realise that 'amo' is Latin for 'I Love' don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Ask him if he still goes to wife swapping parties in Gifford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tott Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I have a sports dinner tonight at auld Roughie is one of the speakers. Just looking to see if anyone has any good amo against him. One I've been told to say so far is this one:- "Hello Mr Rough my name is John Robertson so this one will probably go right by you!" Anyone have anymore to stick it up the hobo? Good amo..reckon a half brick would be suffice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Ross Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Tell him your disapointed to see him there as you were led to believe Richard GOUGH was the guest speaker. Not some $#!tty has been goalie with the same sounding name. Couldn't think of any amo there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ford donald Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 ask him when hes returning the sausages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in leith Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 As I recall he ended up with a fine collection of golf balls at ER one day in the 80s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieboy Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 :107years:shouldve asked howe come he was second at the celeb/am at Lanark Gowf course on Monday was it cos he was an am cos surely hes not a CELEB?:107years::hobofish: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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