Goals per game analysis

[i8hibsh]

I think Miko is the top scorer in our squad, but has anyone got a comprehensive list of all the wage thieves......... sorry I mean 'players' in our squad with the total number of games played for the club and goals scored?

 

I think it would be VERY interesting. I wonder how it compares to other squads?

 

I don't think Miko or Driver have 10 goals. So not one player in double figures!Is this the worst record in WORLD football?

 

Thanks in advance

 

And just to keep people happy..............

 

Coffee

[Boab]

This is a job for TC!

[i8hibsh]

This is a job for TC!

 

Or London Hearts

 

But seriously I think this would be shockingly interesting

 

Perhaps post our findings to Crappa Laslo

[FrazJambo]

What a crap idea.

 

Congratulations on yet another garbage thread...

[Ryan Gosling]

Or London Hearts

 

But seriously I think this would be shockingly interesting

 

Perhaps post our findings to Crappa Laslo

 

You've finally proven that you're one of the vermin.

[Ryan Gosling]

And for those who are interested:

 

Neilson - 222 (2)

Wallace - 86 (1)

Berra - 126 (5)

Karipidis - 42 (1)

Palazuelos - 36 (1)

Mikoliunas - 115 (11)

Aguiar - 45 (4)

Kingston - 38 (7)

Driver - 55 (9)

Nade - 32 (5)

Makela - 20 (5)

Cesnauskis - 75 (5)

Mole - 27 (4)

Jonsson - 40 (1)

Stewart - 57 (6)

Zaliukas - 65 (4)

Ksanavicius - 31 (2)

Glen - 7 (2)

[monkfish1979]

And for those who are interested:

 

Neilson - 222 (2)

Wallace - 86 (1)

Berra - 126 (5)

Karipidis - 42 (1)

Palazuelos - 36 (1)

Mikoliunas - 115 (11)

Aguiar - 45 (4)

Kingston - 38 (7)

Driver - 55 (9)

Nade - 32 (5)

Makela - 20 (5)

Cesnauskis - 75 (5)

Mole - 27 (4)

Jonsson - 40 (1)

Stewart - 57 (6)

Zaliukas - 65 (4)

Ksanavicius - 31 (2)

Glen - 7 (2)

 

So that's depressing. Am I right in saying that Makela is the about only player in our squad ever to have finished a season in double figures goals wise?

[Chad Sexington]

Or London Hearts

 

But seriously I think this would be shockingly interesting

 

Perhaps post our findings to Crappa Laslo

 

I'm embarrassed for you.

 

[Guest jambomickey]

our 2 highest goalscorers are wide players! velicka, bednar and pospisil would have scored goals

[Gershwin]

The strikers bit is the only bit I'm concerned about. It's clear that if you shut down the Hearts midfield, you should be on for a clean sheet.

[Gigolo-Aunt]

Anyone else thinks i8hibsh is having a nervous breakdown?

 

Some of the posts are getting more and more bizarre.

 

I picture i8hibsh as looking like Arthur Folwer when he flipped and tried to do a runner with the Christmas money.

[FrazJambo]

So our strikers need to be a bit more clinical. It's not exactly breaking news.

[Ryan Gosling]

By comparison

 

Velicka - 56 (27)

Bednar - 50 (13)

Pospisil - 66 (15)

Jankauskas - 47 (14)

[monkfish1979]

Crappa Laslo

 

What?

 

 

Oh, right enough, the guy's inherited a demoralised, disinterested squad and has failed to turn us into the best team in the league within his first 7 competetive matches. What a moron......

[Chad Sexington]

Anyone else thinks i8hibsh is having a nervous breakdown?

 

Some of the posts are getting more and more bizarre.

 

I picture i8hibsh as looking like Arthur Folwer when he flipped and tried to do a runner with the Christmas money.

 

Hehe

 

 

I'm actually starting to think it's a wind up.

 

Nobody could be that hysterical and stupid.

[Gigolo-Aunt]

 

i8hibsh realises that 451 turns in to a 433 when attacking.

[topcat]

And for those who are interested:

 

Neilson - 222 (2)

Wallace - 86 (1)

Berra - 126 (5)

Karipidis - 42 (1)

Palazuelos - 36 (1)

Mikoliunas - 115 (11)

Aguiar - 45 (4)

Kingston - 38 (7)

Driver - 55 (9)

Nade - 32 (5)

Makela - 20 (5)

Cesnauskis - 75 (5)

Mole - 27 (4)

Jonsson - 40 (1)

Stewart - 57 (6)

Zaliukas - 65 (4)

Ksanavicius - 31 (2)

Glen - 7 (2)

 

 

Inadvertantly I8H has come up with something vaguely interesting. The fact that Robbie Neilson doesn't score very often is hardly news but when you see the numbers of appearances laid out you see that most of them have yet to play in their 50th games for Hearts

 

Neilson : 222

Berra : 126

Mikoliunas : 115

Wallace : 86

Cesnauskis : 75

Zaliukas : 65

Stewart : 57

Driver : 55

Aguiar : 45

Karipidis : 42

Jonsson : 40

Kingston : 38

Palazuelos : 36

Nade : 32

Ksanavicius : 31

Mole : 27

Makela : 20

Glen : 7

 

It reminds you of how young and inexperienced this squad is. Christophe Berra and Lee Wallace are practically Hearts Veterans by comparison.

[Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC]

[Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC]

Anyone else thinks i8hibsh is having a nervous breakdown?

 

Some of the posts are getting more and more bizarre.

 

I picture i8hibsh as looking like Arthur Folwer when he flipped and tried to do a runner with the Christmas money.

 

My favourite i8hibsh sayings are:

 

'if Hamilton Accies beat us (insert ridiculous score here) you would still find the positives'

 

'COFFEE'

 

'I'M DYING INSIDE. HEARTS ARE RUINING MY LIFE. MY BIRTHDAY WAS DESTROYED BECAUSE OF THESE WAGE THEIFS AND CRAPPA LASLO'

 

SHOCKINGLY INTERESTING!

[Chad Sexington]

My favourite i8hibsh sayings are:

 

'if Hamilton Accies beat us (insert ridiculous score here) you would still find the positives'

 

'COFFEE'

 

'I'M DYING INSIDE. HEARTS ARE RUINING MY LIFE. MY BIRTHDAY WAS DESTROYED BECAUSE OF THESE WAGE THEIFS AND CRAPPA LASLO'

 

 

"DAMN YOU HEARTS !!!"

 

"WHY WONT YOU LET ME LIVE???????"

 

[Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC]

 

CRAPPA LASLO U R RUINING MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'VE JUST FINISHED WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, CANCELLED MY BIRTHDAY PARTY AT MARCOS AND CHUCKED MY MOBILE PHONE IN THE WATER OF LEITH' BCOZ OF THESE WAGE THEIFS

 

THEATRE OF DRAMA! MY ENGLISH PEN PAL SAID SO!

 

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[siegementality]

By comparison

 

Velicka - 56 (27)

Bednar - 50 (13)

Pospisil - 66 (15)

Jankauskas - 47 (14)

 

and that highlights the problem.

[DC_92]

 

CRAPPA LASLO U R RUINING MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'VE JUST FINISHED WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, CANCELLED MY BIRTHDAY PARTY AT MARCOS AND CHUCKED MY MOBILE PHONE IN THE WATER OF LEITH' BCOZ OF THESE WAGE THEIFS

 

THEATRE OF DRAMA! MY ENGLISH PEN PAL SAID SO!

 

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[hmfc_steve]

And for those who are interested:

 

Neilson - 222 (2)

Wallace - 86 (1)

Berra - 126 (5)

Karipidis - 42 (1)

Palazuelos - 36 (1)

Mikoliunas - 115 (11)

Aguiar - 45 (4)

Kingston - 38 (7)

Driver - 55 (9)

Nade - 32 (5)

Makela - 20 (5)

Cesnauskis - 75 (5)

Mole - 27 (4)

Jonsson - 40 (1)

Stewart - 57 (6)

Zaliukas - 65 (4)

Ksanavicius - 31 (2)

Glen - 7 (2)

 

as a % strike rate... it's even more scary

 

Neilson - 222 (2).....0.90%

Wallace - 86 (1).....1.16%

Berra - 126 (5).....3.96%

Karipidis - 42 (1).....2.38%

Palazuelos - 36 (1).....2.77%

Mikoliunas - 115 (11).....9.56%

Aguiar - 45 (4).....8.88%

Kingston - 38 (7).....18.42%

Driver - 55 (9).....16.36%

Nade - 32 (5).....15.62%

Makela - 20 (5).....25.00%

Cesnauskis - 75 (5).....6.66%

Mole - 27 (4).....14.81%

Jonsson - 40 (1).....2.50%

Stewart - 57 (6).....10.52%

Zaliukas - 65 (4).....6.15%

Ksanavicius - 31 (2).....6.45%

Glen - 7 (2).....28.57%

[tommythejambo]

By comparison

 

Velicka - 56 (27)

Bednar - 50 (13)

Pospisil - 66 (15)

Jankauskas - 47 (14)

 

I don't know why Bednar is so highly rated by some on here. he was good but hardly set the heather alight.

[Coco]

as a % strike rate... it's even more scary

 

Neilson - 222 (2).....0.90%

Wallace - 86 (1).....1.16%

Berra - 126 (5).....3.96%

Karipidis - 42 (1).....2.38%

Palazuelos - 36 (1).....2.77%

Mikoliunas - 115 (11).....9.56%

Aguiar - 45 (4).....8.88%

Kingston - 38 (7).....18.42%

Driver - 55 (9).....16.36%

Nade - 32 (5).....15.62%

Makela - 20 (5).....25.00%

Cesnauskis - 75 (5).....6.66%

Mole - 27 (4).....14.81%

Jonsson - 40 (1).....2.50%

Stewart - 57 (6).....10.52%

Zaliukas - 65 (4).....6.15%

Ksanavicius - 31 (2).....6.45%

Glen - 7 (2).....28.57%

 

They are terrible numbers - with the exceptions of Makela and Glen.

 

Berra and Karipidis should be scoring more goals than they have. Up for every corner but they do not knock players out of the way to score goals. Nade, Mole, Ksnavicius, Palazuelos, Jonsson - all terrible ratios.

[JamboRossi79]

By comparison

 

1st Velicka - 56 (27)

2nd Pospisil - 66 (15)

3rd Jankauskas - 47 (14)

4th Bednar - 50 (13)

 

 

Well if you had asked me re the order of those strikers I don't think I would ever have picked that order

[i8hibsh]

Hehe

 

 

I'm actually starting to think it's a wind up.

 

Nobody could be that hysterical and stupid.

 

Would you wake up, slap your face hard and smell the smelling salts!!!

 

Look closely at the stats that Peanut posted?

 

Are you even remotely alarmed?

[monkfish1979]

Would you wake up, slap your face hard and smell the smelling salts!!!

 

Look closely at the stats that Peanut posted?

 

Are you even remotely alarmed?

 

I'm confused. I thought coffee was the aroma du jour. Make your mind up, man!!!

[i8hibsh]

Why are there so many losers on here!!

 

I can't sleep at night and I am becoming the world most miserable person as I fear for my club EVERY day.

 

Have a look at those stats. Consider it the cold light of day............it is shocking!

 

Neilson 1 goal every 111 games - there are some goalkeepers with a better ratio

 

Our defence has almost 500 appearances and 9 goals!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Defenders are never prolific but you expect them to head the odd one in now and again from a set piece.

 

Our midfield is about 300 appearances and 25 goals - midfield FFS!!!!!

 

Now here is the the shiniest gem of them all - strike rate

 

Makela 5 goals (3 of which was a hat trick against a 2nd div team).

 

Makela (not including substitute appearances) has played 20 times and scored in 3 games. He is a centre forward. I'd rather have Mole from Wind in the feckin willows than him!

 

I laughed and joked when the Hobos bought colin Nish. I would take him in a second over the shower we have.

 

Crappa Lazzlo sticks with him

 

Nade - er nuff said

Audrey - I'd rather have audrey Hepburn up front

 

I know the usual tree huggers on here will put a positive spin on those stats. If you do shame on you

 

You simply can't polish a turd!

[monkfish1979]

Why are there so many losers on here!!

 

I know the usual tree huggers on here will put a positive spin on those stats. If you do shame on you

 

Firstly, calling people losers because they don't share your opinion is pretty off, IMO.

 

Secondly, it's not a case of "putting a positive spin" on anything, merely a case of trying to see the least worst scenario in what we currently have, which I personally would rather do - great alternative to reaching for the JD and the razor blades. If you honestly expected a new manager to come in and transform the team instantly and on a shoestring, you obviously had much higher hopes than many of the rest of us.

[N User]

The transfer window is over, we have 4 months before the next one opens, do we have to put up with your moaning for the next 4 months?

 

We are not going to get a prolific goalscorer until then, so really you're just going to be updating your stats and moaning the same moan each week.

 

Just to help you, I figure we could make it less boring by helping you with your Csaba bashing puns.

 

Csaba Rank.

 

 

anyone do any better? i'm not too good with witty play on words.

[monkfish1979]

anyone do any better? i'm not too good with witty play on words.

 

Cscooby Hasno?

 

Doesn't reflect my thoughts at all, but we might as well give i8 some ideas.

[Ivan Drago]

Shabby Asbo?

[monkfish1979]

Csooka Longbone?

[Bruno]

Why are there so many losers on here!!

 

I can't sleep at night and I am becoming the world most miserable person as I fear for my club EVERY day.

 

Have a look at those stats. Consider it the cold light of day............it is shocking!

 

Neilson 1 goal every 111 games - there are some goalkeepers with a better ratio

 

Our defence has almost 500 appearances and 9 goals!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Defenders are never prolific but you expect them to head the odd one in now and again from a set piece.

 

Our midfield is about 300 appearances and 25 goals - midfield FFS!!!!!

 

Now here is the the shiniest gem of them all - strike rate

 

Makela 5 goals (3 of which was a hat trick against a 2nd div team).

 

Makela (not including substitute appearances) has played 20 times and scored in 3 games. He is a centre forward. I'd rather have Mole from Wind in the feckin willows than him!

 

I laughed and joked when the Hobos bought colin Nish. I would take him in a second over the shower we have.

 

Crappa Lazzlo sticks with him

 

Nade - er nuff said

Audrey - I'd rather have audrey Hepburn up front

 

I know the usual tree huggers on here will put a positive spin on those stats. If you do shame on you

 

You simply can't polish a turd!

 

Makela has started three games for us.

[Green Giants]

Cshabra Caddabra

[Jambo Ell]

I thought Robbie's only goal was against Basle. Who else has he scored against?

[Rankeillor_hearts]

I thought Robbie's only goal was against Basle. Who else has he scored against?

Penalty in the cupfinal

 

or

 

Did he not score a penalty in his testimonial

[BigC]

I thought Robbie's only goal was against Basle. Who else has he scored against?

 

He scored again about a week or two later.

 

Home game against Killie seems to sound right, but I can't be bothered checking London Hearts.

[i8hibsh]

Firstly, calling people losers because they don't share your opinion is pretty off, IMO.

 

Secondly, it's not a case of "putting a positive spin" on anything, merely a case of trying to see the least worst scenario in what we currently have, which I personally would rather do - great alternative to reaching for the JD and the razor blades. If you honestly expected a new manager to come in and transform the team instantly and on a shoestring, you obviously had much higher hopes than many of the rest of us.

 

I am not calling them losers for not sharing my opinion!!

 

I call them losers for thinking the start to the season is anything but unacceptable!

[i8hibsh]

The transfer window is over, we have 4 months before the next one opens, do we have to put up with your moaning for the next 4 months?

 

We are not going to get a prolific goalscorer until then, so really you're just going to be updating your stats and moaning the same moan each week.

 

Just to help you, I figure we could make it less boring by helping you with your Csaba bashing puns.

 

Csaba Rank.

 

 

anyone do any better? i'm not too good with witty play on words.

 

Hahaahahah good work

[Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC]

I can't be arsed going over your last post because I would be here all night ripping it apart but I have two questions for you.

 

1. Why are people who disagree with you 'tree huggers' WTF does that have to do with football or Hearts?!

 

2. Please tell me what position in the league is acceptable at this stage of the season.

 

Thanks in advance xxx

[BigC]

I've found Robbie's other goal:

 

http://www.londonhearts.com/scores/games/20050319.html

 

It was a few months later against Livvy.

[i8hibsh]

I can't be arsed going over your last post because I would be here all night ripping it apart but I have two questions for you.

 

1. Why are people who disagree with you 'tree huggers' WTF does that have to do with football or Hearts?!

 

2. Please tell me what position in the league is acceptable at this stage of the season.

 

Thanks in advance xxx

 

Hi sweetcheeks

 

 

The tree huggers are those fans that love absolutely EVERYONE and EVERYTHING at the club UNCONDITIONALLY

 

Being 7 points behind the OF after 7 games is unacceptable

 

I can assure you we will not be 3rd come Sat 5pm

 

We lose to killie and the tree huggers will still think we are doing well

[Chad Sexington]

Hi sweetcheeks

 

 

The tree huggers are those fans that love absolutely EVERYONE and EVERYTHING at the club UNCONDITIONALLY

 

Being 7 points behind the OF after 7 games is unacceptable

 

I can assure you we will not be 3rd come Sat 5pm

 

We lose to killie and the tree huggers will still think we are doing well

 

"Tree huggers"?

 

You're on the wind up, yes?

 

I never used to notice you before, despite your post count, but lately...Jesus.

 

I'm hoping that you've got a wee bet on with your "cool" pals that you can become the biggest irritant on the board in the shortest space of time.

 

If that's not the case and you are posting genuinely....fecks sake. Give up following football mate.

[Captain Lithuania]

our 2 highest goalscorers are wide players! velicka, bednar and pospisil would have scored goals

 

As would have Skacel and Hartley.

[Jambo Ell]

I've found Robbie's other goal:

 

http://www.londonhearts.com/scores/games/20050319.html

 

It was a few months later against Livvy.

 

Cheers. I will have been at that game no doubt but can't for the life of me remember it!

[Tynie b]

Why are there so many losers on here!!

 

I can't sleep at night and I am becoming the world most miserable person as I fear for my club EVERY day.

 

Have a look at those stats. Consider it the cold light of day............it is shocking!

 

Neilson 1 goal every 111 games - there are some goalkeepers with a better ratio

 

Our defence has almost 500 appearances and 9 goals!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Defenders are never prolific but you expect them to head the odd one in now and again from a set piece.

 

Our midfield is about 300 appearances and 25 goals - midfield FFS!!!!!

 

Now here is the the shiniest gem of them all - strike rate

 

Makela 5 goals (3 of which was a hat trick against a 2nd div team).

 

Makela (not including substitute appearances) has played 20 times and scored in 3 games. He is a centre forward. I'd rather have Mole from Wind in the feckin willows than him!

 

I laughed and joked when the Hobos bought colin Nish. I would take him in a second over the shower we have.

 

Crappa Lazzlo sticks with him

 

Nade - er nuff said

Audrey - I'd rather have audrey Hepburn up front

 

I know the usual tree huggers on here will put a positive spin on those stats. If you do shame on you

 

You simply can't polish a turd!

 

Seriously I8H...If this is how you REALLY Feel, (And it's not some Drama Queen antics) then you need to get a Life!!

 

I agree that We, Hearts are pretty sheeite....But TBH, I get a bit excited between 3pm and 4.45pm,Not too much though, after that, I couldn't give a Fek about them now, WHY? I have a life!!!

 

Why don't you get on the phone to your new Buddie JT&T on Car Crash Radio...He'll have a ferkin "Stonner" listen to you wailing on!! :107years:

[i8hibsh]

Seriously I8H...If this is how you REALLY Feel, (And it's not some Drama Queen antics) then you need to get a Life!!

 

I agree that We, Hearts are pretty sheeite....But TBH, I get a bit excited between 3pm and 4.45pm,Not too much though, after that, I couldn't give a Fek about them now, WHY? I have a life!!!

 

Why don't you get on the phone to your new Buddie JT&T on Car Crash Radio...He'll have a ferkin "Stonner" listen to you wailing on!! :107years:

 

I still have butterflies from when i wake up sat morning to (usually) about 3.20pm