Guest gorgie kev Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 The luck of the Irish Anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc_steve Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 bird in the hand, worth 2 in the bush .... can't help smiling at that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I won't come in your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I won't come in your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 "Exception that proves the rule" - Nonsense "Same difference" - People usually mean "Same thing" "I hate your mate" "We'd rather lose evry game and never win the Scottish Cup than watch hoofball" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondejamtart Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 If the wind changes, your face will stay like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I think porn is disgusting and degrades women. See various JKB threads for culprits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 "Exception that proves the rule" - Nonsense It's not incorrect, just commonly misused: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exception_that_proves_the_rule My favourite... "I slept like a baby" What? Woke up every 3 hours covered in pee & poo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I think porn is disgusting and degrades women. See various JKB threads for culprits Porn gives women jobs that would otherwise be unemployed or be working in some crappy corner store;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 It's not incorrect, just commonly misused:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exception_that_proves_the_rule My favourite... "I slept like a baby" What? Woke up every 3 hours covered in pee & poo? so why not just say "the exception confirms the rule in cases not excepted" then??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felix Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. Bollox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 It's raining cats and dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley_ Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Make no bones about it. Six of one, half a dozen of another-I suppose it makes sense but what's the point of saying that rather than just "they're both the same". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallschunkychicken Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 "You'll go blind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Make no bones about it. Six of one, half a dozen of another-I suppose it makes sense but what's the point of saying that rather than just "they're both the same". I just say 6 of one. Less syllables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy1874hmfc Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 How long is piece of string? Measure it then?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I have a nine-incher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Your cheques in the post and Don't call us, we'll call you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. My father used to say that... until the accident. Mothers are good for meaningless sayings, "I can't pack your schoolbag and make your lunch and get your shoes and make your breakfast and iron your shirt and check your homework, I'm not an octopus"! Show me the octopus that can do that! Where is this talented invertebrate? I'll make you smile on the other side of your face. Do you want a smack? (I used to think of saying, I suppose a kick in the nuts is out of the question?) And then there's the famous, "I'll take my hand off your face". I was obviously a difficult child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 "I swear on my mother life". I have usually found that people using that particular saying were telling porky's big style!!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Two wrongs don't make a right!! The bigger they are, the harder they fall! You'll get Hairy Palms!! Of course I'll respect you in thr Morning!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 "Nah I think she is rank, wouldn't bang her in a million years" Numerous JKB posters when shown a picture of a clearly tidy bird. Delusion I tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 "Carrots make you see in the dark." My nose is proof that they don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 "Carrots make you see in the dark."My nose is proof that they don't! You have a carrot for a nose.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 You have a carrot for a nose.... lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 "Your eyes are bigger than your belly" No, they physically are not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 lol.[ATTACH]1039[/ATTACH] A cup of tea and a slice of cake Aunt Sally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallschunkychicken Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 "Fight fire with fire". Fecking stupid idea. I know its not a saying, but still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aitcheeayartees Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 the best things come to those who wait!.......... still waitin! people who ask dont get!........... how the fek do they know what you want then? Your no too big to go over my knee!...................... mmmmm wanna bet? your not fat your just big boned!................ na you really are just fat! best thing since sliced bread!.....................when did sliced bread become so good? a friend in need is a friend indeed..............no hes no ...hes a fekin pest! laurel and hardy classic...........you can take a horse to water but a pencil must be led! |(lead)............ quality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 'Hibs REALLY do play flare football'. Absolute bollox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley_ Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 the best things come to those who wait!.......... still waitin! people who ask dont get!........... how the fek do they know what you want then? Your no too big to go over my knee!...................... mmmmm wanna bet? your not fat your just big boned!................ na you really are just fat! best thing since sliced bread!.....................when did sliced bread become so good? a friend in need is a friend indeed..............no hes no ...hes a fekin pest! laurel and hardy classic...........you can take a horse to water but a pencil must be led! |(lead)............ quality! That reminds me of some ned and her kid who were on the same bus as me recently. This young girl (only about 7) kept saying she wanted something so the mum just said "I want doesn't get" over and over again. The mum also kept saying she'd ask the driver to throw the kid out the window if she wouldn't sit still. These kids have no chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriel Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 What's for you, will not go by you. The coiner of this obviously never relied on LRT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 "Cheap at half the price". More stating the obvious than anything else, but people who say it usually mean the opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin67 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 "Your eyes are bigger than your belly" No, they physically are not. "You can't see green cheese...." Yes I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bathjambo Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 IF all the worlds a stage, Where doe's the audience sit:dontgetit: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 100 yards down the road,take a left...you cant miss it:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandt Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Never eat yellow snow. Rubbish, tastes nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Mothers are good for meaningless sayings If you break both your legs don't come running to me. A drunken pig is no use in a cold house. It's no use boiling your cabbage twice. Neither buy or sell a black sheep but never be without one. Live horse and you'll eat grass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboJay Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Cardiologicaly speaking - where are your 'cockles'? As in "That'll warm the cockles of your heart" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMarc Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 ..."and Bob's your uncle" erm.... I think you'll find he's not! Or is there something I'm not being told? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Nobody Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 "the baws burst" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNCASTLE Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Oh that? That's just a cold sore... I am from the Government and I am here to help you.... Hearts will win the Champions league in three years. Hubz are the best team in Edinburgh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy.C Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 'He who dares...' will in all probability make a **** of himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dix Handley Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 "You'll go blind." Nothing wrong with my eyesight! ..and on the flipside, does "ive got a headache" count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki 74 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Nakamura " I didn,t trip over, he pushed/pulled me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASIL_HEARTS Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 if your aunty had baws she'd be your uncle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 "watch my lips no more taxes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 if your aunty had baws she'd be your uncle Depends if she's your auntie through blood or marriage though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argyjambo Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 bird in the hand, worth 2 in the bush .... can't help smiling at that one Surely It has to be... a hand in the bush is worth 2 birds......discuss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_HMFC1874 Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 "new and improved..." never really got that one myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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