Guest gorgie kev Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Wheres everyones favourite strippers? No doubt someone will say B+Q:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Strippers that end up naked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I don't go to see strippers. The couple of times I have been were tawdry, seedy experiences, where I'm surrounded by creepy looking men on their own, watching a bored drug addict with unsightly bruises gyrate half heartedly. I'd rather have sex with my wife thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I don't go to see strippers. The couple of times I have been were tawdry, seedy experiences, where I'm surrounded by creepy looking men on their own, watching a bored drug addict with unsightly bruises gyrate half heartedly. I'd rather have sex with my wife thanks. Doctor !! Help this man !! PS - Western Bar, some of the birds in there are 'bona fide' stunners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 The one in Home Street :dribble:What's it called again? My memory is fading fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Doctor !! Help this man !! PS - Western Bar, some of the birds in there are 'bona fide' stunners. Worst.Strippers.Ever If I wanted to look at fat burds, I would have kept on drinking in Crofters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Burke & Hare girls are about the best if you can catch one of the more "private" shows like they've done at various pubs. Was at one about 3 yrs ago down at the shore at the Timberbush - proper filth & a good time was had by all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Doctor !! Help this man !! PS - Western Bar, some of the birds in there are 'bona fide' stunners. They must have upgraded since I was in a few years ago. Horrible grubby little place full of desperately lonely men. IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigSN1 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Burke and Hare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn artist Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 western gets my vote but this thread needs a poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEILY1874 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Burke and pubic gets my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 They must have upgraded since I was in a few years ago. Horrible grubby little place full of desperately lonely men. IMO. As proved above.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Seeger Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I seem to remember asking for my money back from the fantasy bar a few years ago when my dancer took her hot pants off only to reveal a rangers tatoo on her erse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I seem to remember asking for my money back from the fantasy bar a few years ago when my dancer took her hot pants off only to reveal a rangers tatoo on her erse For your sake I'm so glad that read 'reveal a rangers tatoo on her erse!' I thought you were going to say, that she revealed that she had a tadger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Worst.Strippers.Ever If I wanted to look at fat burds, I would have kept on drinking in Crofters They must have upgraded since I was in a few years ago. Horrible grubby little place full of desperately lonely men. IMO. It is still fairly grubby, and it is of course full of desperate men !! However the class of bird has increased dramatically. Used to be fairly rank birds. Last few times I have been in - seriously fit birds. Think it may be the Eastern European influence pushing the quality up in all these places. They can all get stunners in easy these days by going the Polish or Latvian route. The other birds have had to up the ante !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I don't go to see strippers. The couple of times I have been were tawdry, seedy experiences, where I'm surrounded by creepy looking men on their own, watching a bored drug addict with unsightly bruises gyrate half heartedly. I'd rather have sex with my wife thanks. To be fair, she is quite a goer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 It is still fairly grubby, and it is of course full of desperate men !!However the class of bird has increased dramatically. Used to be fairly rank birds. Last few times I have been in - seriously fit birds. Think it may be the Eastern European influence pushing the quality up in all these places. They can all get stunners in easy these days by going the Polish or Latvian route. The other birds have had to up the ante !! You and i8hibsh in there a lot are you? Edit - sorry for naming i8hibsh but I'm sure he'll no mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 You and i8hibsh in there a lot are you? Edit - sorry for naming i8hibsh but I'm sure he'll no mind. Last time I was in he was indeed there !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Last time I was in he was indeed there !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Last time I was in he was indeed there !! Working or pleasure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondejamtart Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Why am I not surprised to find all the usual suspects on this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 You and i8hibsh in there a lot are you? Edit - sorry for naming i8hibsh but I'm sure he'll no mind. Been in western a few times with CC and i8hibsh and the birds are top drawer. Defo my choice of strip joint at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seats Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 some friends (ahem) tell me the place to go is called estark 92 here in sunny spain. Absolute stunners and apparently it's a wee bit more than stripping (not that I can actually vouch for that of course). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosewood Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 If you are ever in Miami go to Gold Rush. Incredible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droid Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Worst.Strippers.Ever If I wanted to look at fat burds, I would have kept on drinking in Crofters we might know each other then gavsy...my old watering hole:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 we might know each other then gavsy...my old watering hole:eek: See you Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Fantasy Palace on Shandwick Place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I once took one of these beauties home, I then pinned her against the wall for 4 hours solid and she got extremely hot and steamy, until we both finally ran out of steam and collapsed knackered. Got the job done though and the wall was well and truly stripped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Fantasy Palace on Shandwick Place. I tend to only go on stag do's and the odd birthday party, so I've only been to most of them once, but in my experience, this one had by far the best talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 i used to date an irish stripper very hot, very sexy, very............ oh thank you memory lane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Is there a clear defining line between strippers and lap dancers cos to me lap dancing is something different from stripping. Strippers to me are the old boilers that shuffle pished around the boozer while some geezer passes round the pint pot for dough. I Haven't been to the pubic triangle in about 20 years and the last time i was there the bird 'dancing' wasn't in the first flush of youth and had varicose veins that made her legs look like a map of Britain's motorway network! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 I don't go to see strippers. The couple of times I have been were tawdry, seedy experiences, where I'm surrounded by creepy looking men on their own, watching a bored drug addict with unsightly bruises gyrate half heartedly. I'd rather have sex with my wife thanks. Word. I got taken to one on a stag do and I'd imagine that it was like walking into a hobo drug den. I'm still sure that I saw bullet wound scars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 I once took one of these beauties home, I then pinned her against the wall for 4 hours solid and she got extremely hot and steamy, until we both finally ran out of steam and collapsed knackered. Those babies are the business. Mind you, it takes for ever to clear the sticky mess up afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griclesfield Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Prague - Atlas Bar. Thank You and Goodnight Much Love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Those babies are the business. Mind you, it takes for ever to clear the sticky mess up afterwards. We are still talking about the paper stripper here aren't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac_fae_Gillie Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Cheeters Medicine Hat Alberta Can. proper pole dancers. and no rip off drink prices. If you ever go to Canada try a strip bar they are great... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyboy38 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Hooters for me Gta4 daily.......:107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo83 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 A bunch of us were in Fantasy Palace last month, the bird's were amazing, but I was pretty skint so lager & jack daniels was my top priority!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droid Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 See you Saturday. clearly we do:eek::eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 So who here as dated a stripper? *raises hand* Wouldn't waste my money on them to be honest, why pay for what you can get for free. I'll stick with my missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 In the mid 70s Tony's cellar bar was the place to be. Used to be a regular Saturday lunchtime visitor to see Miss Cindy and various others. Travelled in style in my mate's white Capri with a black vinyl roof . Of course, I have no interest in that sort of thing now. Whatever happened to black vinyl roofs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 So who here as dated a stripper? *raises hand* Wouldn't waste my money on them to be honest, why pay for what you can get for free. I'll stick with my missus. My mate shagged one after a night in the strippers. Went for a chippy with her and she took him hame. Total slag apparently. Funny thing was, she lived about 3 stairs away from me. Small world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 My mate shagged one after a night in the strippers. Went for a chippy with her and she took him hame. Total slag apparently. Funny thing was, she lived about 3 stairs away from me. Small world! Just to clarify the current 'Mrs R' isn't in that line of work. The one who was though, too my knowledge was faithful. She worked it one of the 'higher class' ones in glasgow and it was mostly rich old guys. She got alot of money for doing very little. She was a complete dirty b**** in the bedroom mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 I pulled one in Cav once, she was hot but she stank of fags, badly, so I didn't pursue it any further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 I tend to only go on stag do's and the odd birthday party, so I've only been to most of them once, but in my experience, this one had by far the best talent. Motion seconded...I lost three hours and ?200 there the night I graduated.... If anyone ever comes doen here to Hull (stop laughing at the back) there's a cracking place called the Purple Door - muchos honeys, muchos girl-on-girl, and muchos well.....you get the picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer_Salvatori Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Prague - Atlas Bar. Thank You and Goodnight Much Love. I think Darlings beats the Atlas Bar pants down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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