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Train crushes railway sex couple


Guest Alex Guttenplan

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Tam the ugly railway worker walks into the pub and announces "I've just had the best ride of my life!"

 

The barman says, "But Tam, you haven't pulled a bird in over 20 years".

 

Aww right, I'll tell you what happened says Tam.... I was clearing leaves off the line when I came across this beautiful woman who was tied to the tracks. I immediatley untied her at took her away from the tracks and into the bushes.

 

"I said that she must be grateful for being rescued and asked her if I could have a wee kiss. She didn't object... and pretty soon one thing led to another...."

 

"So was she pretty this woman" said the barman.

 

"Dunno", says Tam "I never managed to find her head".

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