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That Beslija -- he's quick.

 

Beslija passes fitness test.

 

... and the Hibs skipper goes up to lift the Scottish Cup.

 

from the Daily Record ... 'Hearts pay bills on time shock'

 

.. and that's the fifth of the afternoon for the Hearts strikers.

 

Makela hat-trick boosts Hearts.

 

Miko in penalty shock -- it's given !

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"As usual, Falkirk manager John Hughes spoke very eloquently after the match."

 

"Jimmy Calderwood is looking rather pale today."

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That Beslija -- he's quick.

 

Beslija passes fitness test.

 

... and the Hibs skipper goes up to lift the Scottish Cup.

 

from the Daily Record ... 'Hearts pay bills on time shock'

 

.. and that's the fifth of the afternoon for the Hearts strikers.

 

Makela hat-trick boosts Hearts.

Miko in penalty shock -- it's given !

 

Has Makela not scored a hat-trick for Hearts before?

 

Anyway, Celtic supporters turn the other cheek in the face of sectarian abuse from their Rangers counterparts.

 

...and you can hear the name of David Murray ringing around the stands of a packed Ibrox.

 

Gordon Smith: Boyd, Broadfoot, Nakamura and Lee Miller are are all going to be retrospectively punished for diving at the weekend.

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Has Makela not scored a hat-trick for Hearts before?

 

Anyway, Celtic supporters turn the other cheek in the face of sectarian abuse from their Rangers counterparts.

 

...and you can hear the name of David Murray ringing around the stands of a packed Ibrox.

 

Gordon Smith: Boyd, Broadfoot, Nakamura and Lee Miller are are all going to be retrospectively punished for diving at the weekend.

 

Todays half time on the pitch guest is .....Andy Walker

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Has Makela not scored a hat-trick for Hearts before?

 

Anyway, Celtic supporters turn the other cheek in the face of sectarian abuse from their Rangers counterparts.

 

...and you can hear the name of David Murray ringing around the stands of a packed Ibrox.

 

Gordon Smith: Boyd, Broadfoot, Nakamura and Lee Miller are are all going to be retrospectively punished for diving at the weekend.

 

Against Alloa was it not?

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Stupid Sexy Flanders

A small incident happened at Tynecastle today. Fortunately, everyone on JKB kept a level head, and absolutely no-one completely over-reacted or threw a hissy fit.

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From the Edinburgh Evening News:

 

"And in other news, Bryan Riordan, a young Hibs fan from Leith, lands a 6 figure salary with Price Waterhouse Coopers after graduating from St Andrews University"

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"And Mole completes his hat trick with a cool finish." - Any one.

 

"Miko collects has football writers player of the year award." - Any one.

 

"Wonderful tracking back from Kingston there." - Any one.

 

"A clear dive from Nakamura, disgusting." - BBC Radio Scotland.

 

"The Celtic fans are singing bigotted songs, loud and clear." - BBC Radio Scotland.

 

"Vladimir Romanov writes for The Sun every Tuesday." Sun Sports Editor.

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"I thought that article in todays paper by Keith Jackson was such a well thought out, un-biased and level piece, Bravo!"

 

"Pinilla?....the guy who used to play for Hearts?....gay?"

 

"And joint winners of the Noble Peace Prize......the supporters of Rangers and Celtic!"

 

"I love the Old Firm with all the colour and pageantry they bring, everywhere they go. They really make football the family game it should be. Scottish football would be such a lesser place should they ever move to the English Premiership"

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the ever smiling jim jeffries, gary locke master of arts, john hughs- britains cultural attache to france, andy walker recieved the freedom of gorgie from hearts supporters, nakamurra stayed on his feet despite reppeated attempts to break his legs, vlad praises press.

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"Excuse me pal, would you mind sitting down and trying not to swear too much, cheers" Steward or Strathclyde Police to any Hearts fan at Celtic Park

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"All I want for Hearts is to be WITH each other, together, to achieve SUCCESS" - Csaba Laszlo

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antidisestablishmentarianism
Part of Speech: n
Definition: originally, opposition to the disestablishment of the Church of England, now opposition to the belief that there should no longer be an official church in a country
Example: When people are asked for the longest word they know, they often say antidisestablishmentarianism.

 

 

DOUG

MA HA

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The Sheeltic game has been postponed after several players came down with a serious rash.... It was later discovered that someone had washed the strips :)

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Vladimir Romanov: "That's not the team I wanted out for Saturday!!!"

Campbell Ogilvie: "Vlad, we haven't paid the players, we haven't paid the phone bill, thus, the fax machine is not working..........."

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And the 2008 Sports Writer of the Year Award goes too...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chick Young.

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Barry Ferguson of Rangers, is sent off for Raising his Hands against Hat-Trick Hero Saulius Mikolinaus, Jamie Mole gets the fourth Goal when chipping the ball perfectly when through 1 on 1 with the keeper...Rangers 0-4 Hearts...:P

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Purple dog with spade for head returns safely from overnight trip to Saturn to retrieve lost cheese and pepperoni sandwich, with extra ice-cream and a copy of Nuts magazine. He announced on arrival "This ice-cream is neapolitan. It contains three flavours in one tub."

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