Craigieboy Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Have any men given serious thought to this nonsense? As a man, do you not feel that women, at the very least, 'make the most' of their so called 'monthly cylcle'? I find it strange that a lot of them go off their heads during this time. Surely their should never be an excuse made for treating others/acting irrationally? Personally, I think it is made up. It's not that they actually feel like they say they do at this time. Rather, they have talked themselves into feeling ill during this time like a bunch of hypocondriacs**. **Definition: hy?po?chon?dri?a. The conviction that one is or is likely to become ill, often accompanied by physical symptoms, when illness is neither present nor likely. Sums it up perfectly for me. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Getting a hard time just now Craigie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartsandbees Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Allow me to pass you a crash helmet before the girly contingent get on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 It's just a good excuse to treat people like sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondejamtart Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Someone's not getting any.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Someone's not getting any.... you JUST beat me to it blondie this thread is gonna be fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Have any men given serious thought to this nonsense? As a man, do you not feel that women, at the very least, 'make the most' of their so called 'monthly cylcle'? I find it strange that a lot of them go off their heads during this time. Surely their should never be an excuse made for treating others/acting irrationally? Personally, I think it is made up. It's not that they actually feel like they say they do at this time. Rather, they have talked themselves into feeling ill during this time like a bunch of hypocondriacs**. **Definition: hy?po?chon?dri?a. The conviction that one is or is likely to become ill, often accompanied by physical symptoms, when illness is neither present nor likely. Sums it up perfectly for me. . I wear my tin hat for a few days each month,i have no use for it for a couple of weeks so i will send it to you as i think you might need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 My wife is an absolute angel for 3 weeks of the month, then turns into this evil, anti Andy person who's sole intent purpose on life was to make Andy's life miserable. She makes up for it in the 3 weeks she's fine though, but if anyone doesn't think PMT is not a condition, I beg to differ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barby Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 you JUST beat me to it blondie this thread is gonna be fun Let's see who....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 My wife is an absolute angel for 3 weeks of the month, then turns into this evil, anti Andy person who's sole intent purpose on life was to make Andy's life miserable. She makes up for it in the 3 weeks she's fine though, but if anyone doesn't think PMT is not a condition, I beg to differ. An act is what it is! Pure theatrics. Like how the ladies have resorted to cheap comments rather than be honest & comment on the issue. To be expected. Maybe they're on the blob! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Periods are for poofs. So is pregnancy. Try a tap in the balls and then come moaning to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 An act is what it is! Pure theatrics. Like how the ladies have resorted to cheap comments rather than be honest & comment on the issue. To be expected. Maybe they're on the blob! . Its not mate, she genuinely suffers from it, and I make myself very scarce that week when she's due Arsenal to play at home. Thing is, she's even more nice the next week to make up for it, but by then, well as they say, the painters are in. Thank feck for the wrong 'un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I don't have the '1 week a month' problem you guys suffer with your other halfs. Mines is a greetin' faced pain in the arse 4 weeks a month, so I don't notice any 'cycles'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Thank feck for the wrong 'un. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I don't have the '1 week a month' problem you guys suffer with your other halfs. Mines is a greetin' faced pain in the arse 4 weeks a month, so I don't notice any 'cycles'. Not often I use this word, but LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 An act is what it is! Pure theatrics. Like how the ladies have resorted to cheap comments rather than be honest & comment on the issue. To be expected. Maybe they're on the blob! . maybe you're right still wanna take your chances?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 maybe you're right still wanna take your chances?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 Can anyone not just be honest and admit to using it, at the very least? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie fenwick Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 its just an excuse to moan,plain and simple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I find it strange that a lot of them go off their heads during this time. They're lunatics all the time. There's no time during a month that's worse than any other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 They're lunatics all the time. There's no time during a month that's worse than any other. Better not let Mrs Therapist peek over your shoulder in Therapist towers or else there could be some trouble tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Better not let Mrs Therapist peek over your shoulder in Therapist towers or else there could be some trouble tonight. Mrs Luther reckons there should be a few blokes in serious trouble tonight. Thank goodness I haven't posted anything incriminating - so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie fenwick Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Mrs Luther reckons there should be a few blokes in serious trouble tonight. Thank goodness I haven't posted anything incriminating - so far. if its the time o the month itll be your fault tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Have any men given serious thought to this nonsense? As a man, do you not feel that women, at the very least, 'make the most' of their so called 'monthly cylcle'? I find it strange that a lot of them go off their heads during this time. Surely their should never be an excuse made for treating others/acting irrationally? Personally, I think it is made up. It's not that they actually feel like they say they do at this time. Rather, they have talked themselves into feeling ill during this time like a bunch of hypocondriacs**. **Definition: hy?po?chon?dri?a. The conviction that one is or is likely to become ill, often accompanied by physical symptoms, when illness is neither present nor likely. Sums it up perfectly for me. . :eek:OOOH I'm not even reading the replys to this. Just walk away and say nothing else on the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 When they start there pesh...Just argue, stamp and moan as much, if not more than they do...They soon realises we can be a bigger greetin faced childish pain in the arse than she can, she soon keeps her pesh to herself!! PMT...My erse!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 When you go into the kitchen and she's drumming her fingers on the worktop...get the hell outta there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 When they start there pesh...Just argue, stamp and moan as much, if not more than they do...They soon realises we can be a bigger greetin faced childish pain in the arse than she can, she soon keeps her pesh to herself!! PMT...My erse!! PAH I'm all for this condition, if it mean's I get in the good books with the missus. I've got PMT everytime I work late at work, I come home like a **** wanting to fight everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie fenwick Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 theres a certain poster on here(not me)who got a mouthful of abuse for saying alright to his wife when he got in from work:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 theres a certain poster on here(not me)who got a mouthful of abuse for saying alright to his wife when he got in from work Couldn't have been one of the hibee poster's then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barby Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 theres a certain poster on here(not me)who got a mouthful of abuse for saying alright to his wife when he got in from work:eek: Seems reasonable. The alternative response is If I was alright I wouldn't be here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 I'm sorry but what is KB coming to? 'I do the dishes every night' 'I stay out of my wifes way and sympathise at that time of the month' 'Cooking tips' (admittedly it was chilli so acceptable - ceaser salad/pasta/cous cous - not) Women: It's why you're here - now shut up and get on with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP1874 Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Try living with 1 who is giving up smoking & nearing the time of the month. Not fun at all, am glad i do nightshift. Although there is no escape, but that's what i get for being a lazy, selfish, useless so & so (cleaned it up for the kids). This is NOT gonna be a good week for me, time to do some overtime me reckons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 If you think that PMT's a bad time, wait till they get pregnant. That's what I call a hormonal imbalance, it makes PMT (actually it's PMS nowadays, it's not tension for everyone so we'll call it a syndrome, which imo just makes you all sound even more mental) look like a minor episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 right, i'm home, on the "blob" and a little pished so here comes the truth IF you can handle it bear in mind this is a personal truth and everyone is different, so will behave and handle it in different ways i, personally, suffer a lot of pain. lads, you know when you are about to fall foul of really bad skitters... you get that horrible cramping pain, the one that makes you want to saw off you stomach, rectum and anything else to do with the pain, that is what i get at several points in a day. it feels like someone has a pair of rusty knitting needles, and making a blanket out of my tubes. it REALLY forkin hurts now, we are in a lot of pain, like toothache, or an abcess, so we get a bit grumpy cos please believe me, pain killers barely touch it.. then we get 'tards annoying the hell out of us so, imagine, painful runs or pain like toothache in your ****** i wish all i had to do was shave. would be much cheaper than tampons lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Doesn't everyone suffer from Pre Match Tension? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted September 20, 2008 Author Share Posted September 20, 2008 right, i'm home, on the "blob" and a little pished so here comes the truth IF you can handle it bear in mind this is a personal truth and everyone is different, so will behave and handle it in different ways i, personally, suffer a lot of pain. lads, you know when you are about to fall foul of really bad skitters... you get that horrible cramping pain, the one that makes you want to saw off you stomach, rectum and anything else to do with the pain, that is what i get at several points in a day. it feels like someone has a pair of rusty knitting needles, and making a blanket out of my tubes. it REALLY forkin hurts now, we are in a lot of pain, like toothache, or an abcess, so we get a bit grumpy cos please believe me, pain killers barely touch it.. then we get 'tards annoying the hell out of us so, imagine, painful runs or pain like toothache in your ****** i wish all i had to do was shave. would be much cheaper than tampons lol If you were suffering from your syndrom (illness), then why were you out? If I were so 'ill' then I'd be in my duvet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 so, imagine, painful runs or pain like toothache in your ****** Some of the guys on here have been with birds that have actually made this happen, dirty fekkers Anyway, my old boss used to tell me never to trust any species that bleeds for a week and doesn't die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulah Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 If you were suffering from your syndrom (illness), then why were you out? If I were so 'ill' then I'd be in my duvet. Coz we are women with a good pain barrier unlike you guys with the man flu---- sorry cold,we just get on with it,but tell you this much you's would be scraeming from the rooftops if it was you's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartsandbees Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 To be fair, I'd be moody if blood shot out my ****** every month. Think of the fun you could have writing HMFC in the snow though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartsandbees Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 i, personally, suffer a lot of pain. lads, you know when you are about to fall foul of really bad skitters... you get that horrible cramping pain, the one that makes you want to saw off you stomach, rectum and anything else to do with the pain, that is what i get at several points in a day. it feels like someone has a pair of rusty knitting needles, and making a blanket out of my tubes. it REALLY forkin hurts now, we are in a lot of pain, like toothache, or an abcess, so we get a bit grumpy cos please believe me, pain killers barely touch it.. then we get 'tards annoying the hell out of us so, imagine, painful runs or pain like toothache in your ****** i wish all i had to do was shave. would be much cheaper than tampons lol 1) Pain like that - not nice but more than manageable. if that's what woman think is unimaginable pain then I am starting to think there aint as much as you all claim in the giving birth story. 2) If I had a pain like that in my ****** I would simply rub it better. 3) Have you seen the price of razor blades lately and have you not heard of recycling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 i have pretty decent tolerance level, but i still pop painkillers like sweeties. i WOULD be stuck under the duvet all day if i didnt. i've never given birth, so i can't comment on that, but there are plenty of videos on the net if you guys want to see it. that would put you off ever having any, but that said, everone mentions how they forget about the pain as soon as they are handed their baby, so i dunno. now, if we could get actual morphine tablets or such like to cope..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diggers1 Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Yes but what does the P in PMT stand for ??? Pre, Post or Present or whatever suits at any given time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki 74 Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 i have pretty decent tolerance level, but i still pop painkillers like sweeties. i WOULD be stuck under the duvet all day if i didnt. i've never given birth, so i can't comment on that, but there are plenty of videos on the net if you guys want to see it. that would put you off ever having any, but that said, everone mentions how they forget about the pain as soon as they are handed their baby, so i dunno. now, if we could get actual morphine tablets or such like to cope..... I,v had two babies and giving birth is agonisingly painful, men would never cope with the pain, just look at the average football player, when they fall then lie there and greet like bitches which is pretty pathetic really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Shin Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 MOD EDIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondejamtart Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 ........... I was wondering how long it would take.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 now, if we could get actual morphine tablets or such like to cope..... Or TENS? Or an epidural? Easy peasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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