Doctor FinnBarr Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Right, we stay at the end of a cul-de-sac with no pavement outside the house, in what the council term a "turning circle". Now , we have problems with people parking right outside our gate ie. youv'e got to walk sideways to get out. We've spoke to plod about it - We can't do nowt until the council put lines down. We've spoke to the council about it - Phone the police. What the hell are we meant to do apart from climbing onto the car and walking from boot to bonnet to get out or in (and getting huckled into the bargain)? :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paws (FTH) Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 "Accidently" scratch the car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted September 13, 2008 Author Share Posted September 13, 2008 "Accidently" scratch the car Quite a few cars have been accidently scratched, whoever did it I do not know! Still doesn't stop them parking there tho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodethejambo Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Leave a toalie on the bonnet with note beside it asking them not to park in front of your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Right, we stay at the end of a cul-de-sac with no pavement outside the house, in what the council term a "turning circle". Now , we have problems with people parking right outside our gate ie. youv'e got to walk sideways to get out. We've spoke to plod about it - We can't do nowt until the council put lines down. We've spoke to the council about it - Phone the police. What the hell are we meant to do apart from climbing onto the car and walking from boot to bonnet to get out or in (and getting huckled into the bargain)? :107years: Seems like you have a solution staring you in the face.... You must have a nice, big pair of bikers' boots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Banana up the tail pipe (must be said in an Eddie Murphy voice) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodethejambo Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Banana up the tail pipe (must be said in an Eddie Murphy voice) The drivers or the cars?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted September 13, 2008 Author Share Posted September 13, 2008 Banana up the tail pipe (must be said in an Eddie Murphy voice) Is that a sexual thing? :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 It's from Beverly Hills Cop you cultural ingrates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slashishere Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Right, we stay at the end of a cul-de-sac with no pavement outside the house, in what the council term a "turning circle". Now , we have problems with people parking right outside our gate ie. youv'e got to walk sideways to get out. We've spoke to plod about it - We can't do nowt until the council put lines down. We've spoke to the council about it - Phone the police. What the hell are we meant to do apart from climbing onto the car and walking from boot to bonnet to get out or in (and getting huckled into the bargain)? :107years: You should at least be able to get a white H marking laid although you may have to pay for it, and you do need the police to be onboard for enforcement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannymann1 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 It's from Beverly Hills Cop you cultural ingrates. Taz.....are you the guy that worked in the Art Gallery??!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Factor Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Right, we stay at the end of a cul-de-sac with no pavement outside the house, in what the council term a "turning circle". Now , we have problems with people parking right outside our gate ie. youv'e got to walk sideways to get out. We've spoke to plod about it - We can't do nowt until the council put lines down. We've spoke to the council about it - Phone the police. What the hell are we meant to do apart from climbing onto the car and walking from boot to bonnet to get out or in (and getting huckled into the bargain)? :107years: Nobody you know have one of these????? ................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy1874hmfc Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Right, we stay at the end of a cul-de-sac with no pavement outside the house, in what the council term a "turning circle". Now , we have problems with people parking right outside our gate ie. youv'e got to walk sideways to get out. We've spoke to plod about it - We can't do nowt until the council put lines down. We've spoke to the council about it - Phone the police. What the hell are we meant to do apart from climbing onto the car and walking from boot to bonnet to get out or in (and getting huckled into the bargain)? :107years: Clamp them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 report them for having a broken brake light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted September 13, 2008 Author Share Posted September 13, 2008 Clamp them. Illegal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodethejambo Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Illegal! It's not illegal if you dont charge them to take it off iirc, but you have to leave contact details for it to be removed, so they could phone you to remove it but you happen to be (e.g.) in glasgow and will take you a couple of hours to get back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stawberry2 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Get a tow bar lol works wonders up here , slam dunk car moves ,no mark on your car only on thiers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracovia 88 jambo Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Right, we stay at the end of a cul-de-sac with no pavement outside the house, in what the council term a "turning circle". Now , we have problems with people parking right outside our gate ie. youv'e got to walk sideways to get out. We've spoke to plod about it - We can't do nowt until the council put lines down. We've spoke to the council about it - Phone the police. What the hell are we meant to do apart from climbing onto the car and walking from boot to bonnet to get out or in (and getting huckled into the bargain)? :107years: I heared story at work a day recently where a disliked man had his car severely scraped by many seagulls. All that is needed is some unused foods to be left on top of car front or roofed part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondejamtart Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Get a tow bar lol works wonders up here , slam dunk car moves ,no mark on your car only on thiers I'm shocked!! I always thought our neighbours were such considerate parkers, too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stawberry2 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 I'm shocked!! I always thought our neighbours were such considerate parkers, too.... We are to some people lol, your car to big to shunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondejamtart Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 We are to some people lol, your car to big to shunt But I always park considerately, honest! You're the one with the loopy neighbours (not the ones across the street, obviously -they're lovely people ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stawberry2 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 But I always park considerately, honest! You're the one with the loopy neighbours (not the ones across the street, obviously -they're lovely people ) Aye both sides lol, wait till the yellow bus arrives, this is going to be so funny, parking permits will soon be in sunny Gorebridge if Mr loopy has anything to do with it hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Right, we stay at the end of a cul-de-sac with no pavement outside the house, in what the council term a "turning circle". Now , we have problems with people parking right outside our gate ie. youv'e got to walk sideways to get out. We've spoke to plod about it - We can't do nowt until the council put lines down. We've spoke to the council about it - Phone the police. What the hell are we meant to do apart from climbing onto the car and walking from boot to bonnet to get out or in (and getting huckled into the bargain)? :107years: Get the police to phone the council. Might not speed up the solution, but it will take a whack off your phone bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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