i8hibsh Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 I was in today and I swear, the tidiest bird in Edinburgh works behind the till. I think she is Polish and she looks like Paris Hilton Anyone seen her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Judging by your taste she's probably belting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted September 1, 2008 Author Share Posted September 1, 2008 Judging by your taste she's probably belting. Seriously dude she is quality! I reccomend a wee visit to it. OK you may need to put a paper bag over your head so noone sees you go into poundies but it's worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tane Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Does she work Tuesdays? I'm off tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 I won't take anyone who shops in Poundstretchers views on quality seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigitalTwisted Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I won't take anyone who shops in Poundstretchers views on quality seriously. Fair point, well made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I was in today and I swear, the tidiest bird in Edinburgh works behind the till. I think she is Polish and she looks like Paris Hilton Anyone seen her? Dont see how a bird that looks like Paris Hilton is the tidiest bird in Edinburgh TBH. Paris Hilton is a munter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midloth_Iain Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I was in today and I swear, the tidiest bird in Edinburgh works behind the till. I think she is Polish and she looks like Paris Hilton Anyone seen her? Contradiction in terms surely ? Poundstretchers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makateer Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Hahaha poundstretchers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Hahaha Paris Hilton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I was in today and I swear, the tidiest bird in Edinburgh works behind the till. I think she is Polish and she looks like Paris Hilton Anyone seen her? Are no burds safe from you mate :107years::107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toggie88 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Major LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clark Griswold Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I know who she is. She went to Uni with my mrs. Her name is Agnieska Jankowska. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I know who she is. She went to Uni with my mrs. Her name is Agnieska Jankowska. Verdict then? Is she a thing of beauty? Would you like to pump it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted September 2, 2008 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 Firstly the only thing I get in poundies are: Toiletries washing up powder sweets Saves you ???? Secondly she is quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Stevens Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 A quick Facebook search reveals; http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=727760234 a) She is quite pretty She looks sod all like Paris Hilton and c) She has lots of hot friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted September 2, 2008 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 Are no burds safe from you mate :107years::107years: I am a sex pest hahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 A quick Facebook search reveals; http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=727760234 c) She has lots of hot friends Allison Marie Daniels http://www.new.facebook.com/s.php?k=100000080&id=785450556 blooming eck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh the hibees are gay Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I was in today and I swear, the tidiest bird in Edinburgh works behind the till. I think she is Polish and she looks like Paris Hilton Anyone seen her? Definitely not the tidiest bird in Edinburgh, I dont think she looks like Paris Hilton, And Paris Hilton is an ugly *****, whos doesn't know what life is. Woudn't kick the polish bird out of bed though. To the guy that knows her, take it she is still at Uni, working in Poundies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I am a sex pest hahahah Take it madonas been punted out ,whos your new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted September 2, 2008 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 A quick Facebook search reveals; http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=727760234 a) She is quite pretty She looks sod all like Paris Hilton and c) She has lots of hot friends I don't know it that is her, she looks kinda similar but not bang on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted September 2, 2008 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 Take it madonas been punted out ,whos your new one. Shakira the last one was Gwen Stefani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Si gets his jumpers, jeans and baseball caps from Poundies. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felix Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Went up at lunchtime but they've put security on the door; and there's a half-hour queue to get in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted September 2, 2008 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 Si gets his jumpers, jeans and baseball caps from Poundies. FACT. hahahahah shhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted September 2, 2008 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 Went up at lunchtime but they've put security on the door; and there's a half-hour queue to get in. I'm gonna go in on way to gym later I'll take a photo I'll buy some polish and say polish this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felix Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I'm gonna go in on way to gym later I'll take a photo I'll buy some polish and say polish this! Make sure and stock-up on their cheap "toiletries" whilst your in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted September 2, 2008 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 Make sure and stock-up on their cheap "toiletries" whilst your in cheap but proper brands Right Guard deo (big can) 99p Palmolive or Imperial Leather soap (4 bars) 99p Surf Washing Powder ?1.49 Colgate toothpast and colgate toothbrush ?1 who's the fool now hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 cheap but proper brands Right Guard deo (big can) 99p Palmolive or Imperial Leather soap (4 bars) 99p Surf Washing Powder ?1.49 Colgate toothpast and colgate toothbrush ?1 who's the fool now hahaha You forgot Cherokee Jumpers ?6 each. Sonetti Jeans ?3 a pair. Naf Naf Baseball caps, 2 for ?5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted September 2, 2008 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 You forgot Cherokee Jumpers ?6 each. Sonetti Jeans ?3 a pair. Naf Naf Baseball caps, 2 for ?5. Mackenzie jumpers ?5 mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felix Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Mackenzie jumpers ?5 mind Man Sized Kleenex (catering packs) - ?2.85 currently sold out mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romanov Stole My Pension Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I was up at the west end today and popped in for a perve. No way the tidiest bird in embra but still absolutely stunning. Oh and i don't think that facebook page is hers. I can understand how she looks like Paris Hilton, but far nicer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 cheap but proper brands Right Guard deo (big can) 99p Palmolive or Imperial Leather soap (4 bars) 99p Surf Washing Powder ?1.49 Colgate toothpast and colgate toothbrush ?1 who's the fool now hahaha Do Sellick fans ever 'shop' there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regal Kingston Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 This thread is verging on group stalking.... A first for JKB As I didn't renew my season ticket. I am free most Saturdays between 3-5 and offer my stalking services for this unpopular shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas-voss Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I was in today and I swear, the tidiest bird in Edinburgh works behind the till. I think she is Polish and she looks like Paris Hilton Anyone seen her? Every bird you see is the tidiest bird you've seen.You must have some brilliant *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommythejambo Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Do Sellick fans ever 'shop' there Are you suggesting that Celtic fans purchase hygeine products...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haj Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I wonder how many 'friend invites' shes had over the last 24 hours. The poor poor girl. Pound stretchers will have made a mint today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 i8... why would anyone leave their house and go to see a bird in poundstretchers, when they they are on the internet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I wonder how many 'friend invites' shes had over the last 24 hours. The poor poor girl. Pound stretchers will have made a mint today. Well not a mint exactly:biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 cheap but proper brands Right Guard deo (big can) 99p Palmolive or Imperial Leather soap (4 bars) 99p Surf Washing Powder ?1.49 Colgate toothpast and colgate toothbrush ?1 who's the fool now hahaha Wouldn't put any of that keek near my skin.You get what you pay for,cheap guff thats going to give you the facial version of V.D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Wouldn't put any of that keek near my skin.You get what you pay for,cheap guff thats going to give you the facial version of V.D I8 is probably trying to GET RID OFF his facial VD. Maybe stuff bought from Poundies will sear it off ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I8 - I love a lot of your posts. Just getting increasingly worried that you'll be the next WAJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I8 is probably trying to GET RID OFF his facial VD. Maybe stuff bought from Poundies will sear it off ? Well he is going on a long trip and i wouldn't want that on ma coupon;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I8 - I love a lot of your posts. Just getting increasingly worried that you'll be the next WAJ. He learnt all he knows from I8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Anyone who states that Paris Hilton is ugly should post a picture of their other half for comparison.I doubt they would though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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