neave Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 By far the worst weather ever. I can take searing heat or ball-freezing wind, but humidity is just utter murder. Anyone with me? 5 to one in the morning and I'm being ****ing suffocated here. Humidity was apparently up to 95% on Tuesday. 95%! Have we suddenly turned into a tropical rainforest? I walked from Sighthill to Tesco and back a few nights ago and you could've rung my t-shirt dry. Sweat was pishing off me. Sleeping in this weather is utter torture, too; waking up in a pool of sweat, soaking pillow etc. And don't even mention the size of the ****ing spiders now. Canny wait 'til winter. Just to get some good old wind and rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpos Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 it's surely not that bad? in newcastle now and it's quite pleasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 By far the worst weather ever. I can take searing heat or ball-freezing wind, but humidity is just utter murder. Anyone with me? 5 to one in the morning and I'm being ****ing suffocated here. Humidity was apparently up to 95% on Tuesday. 95%! Have we suddenly turned into a tropical rainforest? I walked from Sighthill to Tesco and back a few nights ago and you could've rung my t-shirt dry. Sweat was pishing off me. Sleeping in this weather is utter torture, too; waking up in a pool of sweat, soaking pillow etc. And don't even mention the size of the ****ing spiders now. Canny wait 'til winter. Just to get some good old wind and rain. Yep, HATE IT Driving back from work today at 5:30, my car was a damn sweat box (and I don't have air con, so 10 times worse). No point of opening the windows in the house, because there is no air. Outside is still as night. No wind, nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 30, 2008 Author Share Posted August 30, 2008 it's surely not that bad? in newcastle now and it's quite pleasant. Surely this can't just be me! I swear this is slowly driving me insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 30, 2008 Author Share Posted August 30, 2008 Yep, HATE IT Driving back from work today at 5:30, my car was a damn sweat box (and I don't have air con, so 10 times worse). No point of opening the windows in the house, because there is no air. Outside is still as night. No wind, nothing. That's the worst part; opening the window does **** all except let mutant-sized moths into the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 That's the worst part; opening the window does **** all except let mutant-sized moths into the room. Neave Get a grip the day humidity in Scotland is a problem we're all fecked. Open your windaes and try sleeping without your Y fronts on and you'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpos Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Surely this can't just be me! I swear this is slowly driving me insane. i'm sure it's not but normally it's pishing down and windy here so enjoying the summerish weather when i can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 That's the worst part; opening the window does **** all except let mutant-sized moths into the room. BIG feker of a daddy long legs in the house earlier...pain in to get rid of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 30, 2008 Author Share Posted August 30, 2008 NeaveGet a grip the day humidity in Scotland is a problem we're all fecked. Open your windaes and try sleeping without your Y fronts on and you'll be fine. I do mate. Otherwise my balls would be swimming. A quick humidity check on http://www.weather.co.uk states Edinburgh at 88%, Beijing at 83% and Ankara at 79%. BBC gives roughly the same. I would say humidity is a wee bit of a problem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Have a cold shower, open all your windows and sleep with your balls to the walls and you'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 I do mate. Otherwise my balls would be swimming. A quick humidity check on http://www.weather.co.uk states Edinburgh at 88%, Beijing at 83% and Ankara at 79%. BBC gives roughly the same. I would say humidity is a wee bit of a problem! I was in New York in April 2006 staying in a hostel with some friends. Sleeping at nights there was awful. Very humid. Also, not particularly nice sleeping with the window open when you can hear the odd gunshot in the distance (). I see the humidity is only (I say ONLY!) at 76% which is pretty low for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 30, 2008 Author Share Posted August 30, 2008 Have a cold shower, open all your windows and sleep with your balls to the walls and you'll be fine. Any excuse eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Its also at least 5 degrees warmer in Ankara and Biejing. Neave are your sure your not JM's new pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Ever heard that saying, "Be careful what you wish for"? Well, Florida does not have seasons - just degrees of hotness! OK, apart from hurricane season, rainy season, windy season, 60% off mattress sale season...what the flippin' flip do they do with all those flippn' mattresses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 As well as dealing with the humidity, I'm on long-term medication which works fine, but has one major side-effect. It makes me sweat like you wouldn't believe! It's quite embarrassing arriving at a friend's place, going to get my hair cut or whatever while producing Niagras of perspiration, but ah well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Neave, Have you thought about the possibility that you are actually just a big sweaty mess? I've tried the old "damn you humidity" trick but it turns oot I just sweat more than Gary Glitter at a school dance show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwull22 Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 funny I think this summer has just been cold and wet, silly me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 funny I think this summer has just been cold and wet, silly me I had that impression too... Strangely enough the average temperature has been high this summer.. Thing is nobody has noticed coz its been ****ing down. A bit of sun would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackJAC? Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 ****ty weather that's easily ignored if you purchase an air con fan. My room is nice and cool as a result. However, this weather is nothing compared to what you get in Hong Kong as the humidity is fecking horrendous across there. I haven't got asthma et al, but even I was toiling to catch my breath at times across there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo_Gaz Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 I had that impression too... Strangely enough the average temperature has been high this summer.. Thing is nobody has noticed coz its been ****ing down. A bit of sun would be nice. Yes, you could do with a tan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toggie88 Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 I actually quite like it. When I left the pub last night it felt like being abroad - I was also half cut so geting to sleap was no problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Canny wait 'til winter. Just to get some good old wind and pish. Just read any of Andy's posts and your sorted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finbar Saunders Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 At 5 to 1 in the morning I was, ahem "tired" and can't say I noticed any humidity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 It was nice walking (read staggering) back from the pub last night, pretended I was abroad. Actually, probably thought I was abroad but nevermind. Here's the problem we get when it's humid here though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Been back in the UK about a week now. Folk moaned their titties off about all the rain and now we're moaning cos its humid? Gimme some humid weather, can walk home from the town after a bevvy in your t-shirt. Ace. Although I saw some fat dude with sweaty man breasticles last night. Yuck. Wasnt the OP was it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Been back in the UK about a week now. Folk moaned their titties off about all the rain and now we're moaning cos its humid? Gimme some humid weather, can walk home from the town after a bevvy in your t-shirt. Ace. Although I saw some fat dude with sweaty man breasticles last night. Yuck. Wasnt the OP was it! Nah, Neave's a thin dude with sweaty man breasticles and something else that rhymes with them :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 In that case I suggest he sits outside and has one of these bad boys with lots of ice. Fecking lurvely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 30, 2008 Author Share Posted August 30, 2008 Nah, Neave's a thin dude with sweaty man breasticles and something else that rhymes with them :107years: You forgot to add 'good looking' to that description. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 You forgot to add 'good looking' to that description. Because that description wasn't enticing enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Yep it's certainly warm and humid. Out gowfing the day and my balls were flying for miles (oooh matron!) Sweating like a rapist though which aint cool in white trousers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Yep it's certainly warm and humid. Out gowfing the day and my balls were flying for miles (oooh matron!) Sweating like a rapist though which aint cool in white trousers! White breeks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finbar Saunders Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Yep it's certainly warm and humid. Out gowfing the day and my balls were flying for miles (oooh matron!) Sweating like a rapist though which aint cool in white trousers! And they show up urine stains! I'll stick to denim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Tell me you wear loafers like them! haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 They look like a cross between loafers and espidrils. Some horrible mutant anti-shoe! Club Tropicana drinks are free....sing along! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 White breeks! I'm loving the geezers shoes. they need to bring back pods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 That pic makes me want to sing a Barry Manilow song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 It was nice walking (read staggering) back from the pub last night, pretended I was abroad. Actually, probably thought I was abroad but nevermind. Here's the problem we get when it's humid here though... My car was covered with the wee brats:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 And they show up urine stains!I'll stick to denim. Nah the leopard skin thong hides them mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 I was in New York last week and it wasn't as bad as this. The fact that it's miserable but roasting is whats annoying me. And my baws are fecking sweaty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommythejambo Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Neave, Have you thought about the possibility that you are actually just a big sweaty mess? I've tried the old "damn you humidity" trick but it turns oot I just sweat more than Gary Glitter at a school dance show. Think I'm the same. However the humidity doesn't help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambopompey Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 That's the worst part; opening the window does **** all except let mutant-sized moths into the room. get a cat, my one loves it, all those silly moths to be caught and eaten, but has this not only been the last few days, as someone who works nightshift outside this week is the first in 4 that we have not had the shift called off due to the rain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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