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Anyone do these?

 

After many many years of physical abuse to my body i.e too much exercise, not enough stretching and not resting it when it needed rested, my body is knackered and hurts everyday.

 

I went to see a back specialist and had an MRI scan blah blah blah. Fortunately there was nothing really wrong with my back etc so the Dr recommended Pilates and yoga.

 

I had my first pilates class this afternoon and I feel amazing. My pilates instructor was blonde and sexy too.

 

I have my yoga class tomorrow

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Miller Jambo 60
Anyone do these?

 

After many many years of physical abuse to my body i.e too much exercise, not enough stretching and not resting it when it needed rested, my body is knackered and hurts everyday.

 

I went to see a back specialist and had an MRI scan blah blah blah. Fortunately there was nothing really wrong with my back etc so the Dr recommended Pilates and yoga.

 

I had my first pilates class this afternoon and I feel amazing. My pilates instructor was blonde and sexy too.

 

I have my yoga class tomorrow

 

She had to be blonde and sexy.

Years of abuse by all your burds mate:)

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Gavsy Van Gaverson
Anyone do these?

 

After many many years of physical abuse to my body i.e too much exercise, not enough stretching and not resting it when it needed rested, my body is knackered and hurts everyday.

 

I went to see a back specialist and had an MRI scan blah blah blah. Fortunately there was nothing really wrong with my back etc so the Dr recommended Pilates and yoga.

 

I had my first pilates class this afternoon and I feel amazing. My pilates instructor was blonde and sexy too.

 

I have my yoga class tomorrow

 

Going by your previous posts and what you class as sexy I'm guessing she is an absolute munter :whistling:

 

;)

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Going by your previous posts and what you class as sexy I'm guessing she is an absolute munter :whistling:

 

;)

 

You need to give me the benefit of doubt here guys

 

she teaches pilates !!!!

 

Body was immense

 

Can you imagine the positions she could get in to

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She had to be blonde and sexy.

Years of abuse by all your burds mate:)

 

I prefer to abuse them :)

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Pilates is for gays.

 

FACT. :)[/quote

I will third that -Its the gayest of the gayest thing to do if your a guy.

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Well when the t@rts are swooning over my body i'll give you all a wave

 

:mw_tease::mw_tease::mw_tease:

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Pilates is exactly the sort of exercise that guys don't do, but should.

 

As well as helping your balance and posture, it stops your muscles becoming stiff and tight, meaning you'll have much better mobility when you're older.

 

All the guys coming out with the gay comments will be hobbling down the road by the time they're 60 because they'll all have done nothing but play football for 50 years and their legs will have zero flexibility.

 

(I play football too, but it's good to do a wide variety of exercises).

 

I've done it a few times and it really works.

 

If you think it's for puffs, try doing "the hundred" and let me know how you get on.

 

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=89pBILS3f9M&feature=related

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And if you doctor told you to go out and get involved in some bum fun with 5 masked men you would do that?

 

Looooser

 

Fact

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Well when the t@rts are swooning over my body i'll give you all a wave

 

:mw_tease::mw_tease::mw_tease:

 

Yeah from the mental ward.It aint gonnae happen.

Chicks dig drunken guys with beer bellys.FACT :P;)

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Yeah from the mental ward.It aint gonnae happen.

Chicks dig drunken guys with beer bellys.FACT :P;)

 

So how come he is single just now then?

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Apparently, you burn 500 calories in ten minutes whilst on the receiving end of a good bumming. Maybe you should try that.

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Apparently, you burn 500 calories in ten minutes whilst on the receiving end of a good bumming. Maybe you should try that.

 

It's actually 465 ;)

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Guest S.U.S.S.
I notice how no-one's replied and taken this for fact from i8hibsh. ;)

 

We all know I8 knows what he talking about when discussing such matters:p

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We all know I8 knows what he talking about when discussing such matters:p

 

Kind of puts it in your face a bit though which is a bit disconcerting.

 

You goin tomorrow mate?

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Guest S.U.S.S.
Kind of puts it in your face a bit though which is a bit disconcerting.

 

You goin tomorrow mate?

 

Alas no, someone has to keep the financial industry ticking over.

 

Ill soon have us out this credit crunch!

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Alas no, someone has to keep the financial industry ticking over.

 

Ill soon have us out this credit crunch!

 

Sound mate! Robbos afterwards!

 

Oh aye and oooooh I8 is gay!!!

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