Towzer Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 gets you reeking quicker.Its been on the news all day. The west end bus shall be partaking in this on saturday. PEEV ON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Can't believe you didn't already know this? Have you never seen Kevin & Perry? Eyeball Paul! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towzer Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Can't believe you didn't already know this? Have you never seen Kevin & Perry? Eyeball Paul! Nope,i live a sheltered life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVodka Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Can't believe you didn't already know this? Have you never seen Kevin & Perry? Eyeball Paul! I've heard of people doing it with aftershock, I can only imagine what kinda state that stuff leaves your eyes in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Think I value my sight a bit much to give this a bash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romanov Stole My Pension Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Surely you end up wasting ***** loads of the stuff from trying to pour it in (especially when half p!shed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tane Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 But Dr Maggie Watts, chairwoman of the Scottish Association of Alcohol and Drugs Action Teams said "one-in-the-eye" could lead to disaster. Would probably **** off the missus! EDIT: Now that I see it... what an appropriate smiley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towzer Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Think I value my sight a bit much to give this a bash. your 1st to do it on saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 your 1st to do it on saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 I think that is an order, not an option. Personally I am quite happy to get pleasantly p i s s ed in the more traditional way. One can only assume that those travelling with West End Hearts will be easily identifiable in Hamilton, the top half of their clothes will be soaking wet, and their eyes will be bright red, whether or not this experiment works and they are all bevvied only time will tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 It probably works if you squirt it up your Gary Glitter as well but I'm not going to try it. For a start I drink IPA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towzer Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 It probably works if you squirt it up your Gary Glitter as well but I'm not going to try it. For a start I drink IPA. Im Pie Ayed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Brings a whole new meaning to the famous cowboy phrase "2 shots of red-eye please"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Can't believe you didn't already know this? Have you never seen Kevin & Perry? Eyeball Paul! Great film - i'm off out there next week as well, might have to give it a bash..... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I honestly can't see how this "makes you drunk faster" I mean it's meant to get into your blood stream quicker....hmmmmmmm. And not only that, it must sting like **** and probably make you blind in the long run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I've snorted Sambuca before, which was nice. Never eyeballed a drink before. Doubt I ever will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Macaroons Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 gets you reeking quicker.Its been on the news all day.The west end bus shall be partaking in this on saturday. PEEV ON it gets you BLIND DRUNK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveofthegame Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I get drunk quick enough the old fashioned way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Tequila stuntmans the way forward guys.... Snort the salt Down the tequila Wedge the lemmon in your eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I first heard of this eyeball stuff a good few years back - but it wasn't alcohol. I was at a house party when a girl left and returned about half an hour later with some white powder she'd acquired. She told me later that 'it was **** and was getting nothing from it until I stuck it in my eyeball' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Macaroons Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I wouldnt recommend it, I tried it on Saturday in Diggers with a pint of 80 , takes fekin ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I wouldnt recommend it, I tried it on Saturday in Diggers with a pint of 80 , takes fekin ages. I agree. One of my mates tried it with one of those "Monster 2 Pints" at Frankies last week.... I believe he is still there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I've heard of people doing it with aftershock, I can only imagine what kinda state that stuff leaves your eyes in My old boss had a bottle of aftershock in her leather handbag one night (not sure why) but it leaked and burnt a hole in the leather. God knows what it would do to your eye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVodka Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 My old boss had a bottle of aftershock in her leather handbag one night (not sure why) but it leaked and burnt a hole in the leather. God knows what it would do to your eye! Or your stomach given that information! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVodka Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I first heard of this eyeball stuff a good few years back - but it wasn't alcohol. I was at a house party when a girl left and returned about half an hour later with some white powder she'd acquired. She told me later that 'it was **** and was getting nothing from it until I stuck it in my eyeball' Solutions of that white powder are still used medically for occular purposes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Personally, I'm tee total. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adi Dassler Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I done it at a party in Stockbridge years ago. Temporarily blinded myself, causing me to fall off the chair (breaking it) and get hot rocks all over the carpet. I doubt wether whoevers party it was got their deposit back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DikT. Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I believe a certain hallucinogenic drug also works quicker this way. Don't fancy it with bevvy though!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I think that is an order, not an option. Personally I am quite happy to get pleasantly p i s s ed in the more traditional way. One can only assume that those travelling with West End Hearts will be easily identifiable in Hamilton, the top half of their clothes will be soaking wet, and their eyes will be bright red, whether or not this experiment works and they are all bevvied only time will tell. Iain, I've seen you so drunk that you've poured drink into your eyes thinking it was your mouth mate God only knows what you try and pee out of! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I wouldnt recommend it, I tried it on Saturday in Diggers with a pint of 80 , takes fekin ages. Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I get drunk quick enough the old fashioned way... Cant SEE it working:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommythejambo Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I've heard of people doing it with aftershock, I can only imagine what kinda state that stuff leaves your eyes in I've done it with vodka out the bottle once or twice. Wouldn't do aftershock though, that s**ts like syrup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVodka Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I believe a certain hallucinogenic drug also works quicker this way. Don't fancy it with bevvy though!!!! If you have that in a pure liquid form it works through the skin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim Tall Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Done it with a vodka bottle years ago at a house party for a bet, my eye stung for ****ing ages. Can't see how it'd be possible with anything like aftershock though, the stuffs like soup, would probably stain your eye whatever colour it was for a while aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I quite like the taste of various forms of alcohol so I'll continue to administer it by mouth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I believe a certain hallucinogenic drug also works quicker this way. Don't fancy it with bevvy though!!!! Aye Aceeeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Personally, I'm tee total. Try it with a Raspberry Smoothie then and let us know how you go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoxyjambo Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 gets you reeking quicker.Its been on the news all day.The west end bus shall be partaking in this on saturday. PEEV ON I'm sticking *** all in my eye Boaby lad!!! You bash on though mate!!! My eyesight is bad enough without pourin' any bevvy in them, i'm already saving up for the guide dug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomber Harris Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 The west end bus shall be partaking in this on saturday. PEEV ON The General will not approve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Can you still get Mad Dog these days? Maybe pouring it in your eyes is what is meant by 20/20 vision. Coat zipped, departing imminently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I've done it with Vodka and it ****ing hurts! Apparently, putting ecstacy up yer erse is 10 times better than swallowing a pill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tynie1874 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 na ecstasy is best taken through the mouth. same with juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 na ecstasy is best taken through the mouth.same with juice. "lol" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 I've done it with Vodka and it ****ing hurts! Apparently, putting ecstacy up yer erse is 10 times better than swallowing a pill. Yes this is true, ive got a few mates who have rammed swedgers up their erse and within minutes have been real life space cadettes tuned to the moon I tried this new drink in your eye thing last night. Bought a pint of tartan special and it never really worked that well, gonna try 70 bob tonight to see if it works better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Can you still get Mad Dog these days? Maybe pouring it in your eyes is what is meant by 20/20 vision. Coat zipped, departing imminently. You most certainly can, my drink of choice when camping cos there's no faffing around trying to mix things. Still won't pour it in my peepers tho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommythejambo Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Can you still get Mad Dog these days? Maybe pouring it in your eyes is what is meant by 20/20 vision. Coat zipped, departing imminently. They sell it in the Spar down the road from me. I think I'll make it my next pre-night out carry-out. Might have to cram some in the eye, just for a laugh like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 this plus this gives you one of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasman Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 My old boss had a bottle of aftershock in her leather handbag........... Sounds like a classy chick ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 this plus this gives you one of these No doubt he has had the mad dog up the arse at some point as well.:107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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