Forever Maroon Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing, and cares less, tries to make your life miserable. A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: ' Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?' We're taking Continental,' was the reply. 'We got a great rate!' 'Continental?' exclaimed the hairdresser. ' That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?''We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste.''Don't go any further I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're overpriced. So, whatcha' doing when you get there?' 'We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope. 'That's rich,' laughed the hairdresser. 'You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it.' A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome . 'It was wonderful,' explained the woman, 'not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. 'And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!' Well,' muttered the hairdresser, 'that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope.' Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican , a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.'Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.' Oh, really! What'd he say ?' He said: 'Where'd you get the ****ty Hairdo?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 0131 444 1313 Who's going to be getting annoyed if we all phone this number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Who's going to be getting annoyed if we all phone this number? some taxi firm i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_C Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Guy phones in sick to his work one morning. His boss says "whats wrong with you?" "I've got Anal Blindness", says the boy "Anal Blindness? Whats that?" replied the boss "I can't see my arse getting out of bed this morning" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I tried to phone sick into my work today.............they talked me out of it, one of the downsides of working for the Samaritans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 What do you call a guy half-way home?... Hamish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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