Professor.Arturo Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 A Glesga Burd goes tae the social tae register fur child benefit. How many children?' asks the civil servant. 10' replies the girl. 10???' says the civil servant. 'What are their names?' Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec and.....eh...Alec Doesn't that get confusing?' 'Naw...' says the girl 'its great because if thur oot playin in The street, ah jist huv tae shout ALEC, YER DINNER'S READY or ALEC, GO TO BED NOW 'n' they aw dae it...' What if you want to speak to one individually?' says the perturbed civil servant. ''at's easy,' says the girl... 'Ah just use thur surnames' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tommythejambo Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 A Glesga Burd goes tae the social tae register fur child benefit.How many children?' asks the civil servant. 10' replies the girl. 10???' says the civil servant. 'What are their names?' Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec and.....eh...Alec Doesn't that get confusing?' 'Naw...' says the girl 'its great because if thur oot playin in The street, ah jist huv tae shout ALEC, YER DINNER'S READY or ALEC, GO TO BED NOW 'n' they aw dae it...' What if you want to speak to one individually?' says the perturbed civil servant. ''at's easy,' says the girl... 'Ah just use thur surnames' The old ones are...The oldest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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