neave Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 We've all been there. You've had a heavy night and your body has woken you up in middle of the night. You've got the shakes and you feel like death. You know there's only one way to make yourself feel better; the dreaded fingers down the throat. You know it will bring near-instant relief and is a damn sight better than sitting there waiting on last night's bad choices coming back up themselves, which could take anything up to an hour. The question is, can you do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 fingers down the throat? urgh, how common!! everyone knows the way to do it properly is to gargle with salt water, then swallow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 We've all been there. You've had a heavy night and your body has woken you up in middle of the night. You've got the shakes and you feel like death. You know there's only one way to make yourself feel better; the dreaded fingers down the throat. You know it will bring near-instant relief and is a damn sight better than sitting there waiting on last night's bad choices coming back up themselves, which could take anything up to an hour. The question is, can you do it? If you were a real man, you wouldn't get the shakes. I've never forced myself to be sick during the night - did it plenty of times when I was out though whilst being absolutely **** faced Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 fingers down the throat? urgh, how common!! everyone knows the way to do it properly is to gargle with salt water, then swallow But that involves getting up and going to the kitchen. Definitely not possible if you felt like I did last night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 If you were a real man, you wouldn't get the shakes. I've never forced myself to be sick during the night - did it plenty of times when I was out though whilst being absolutely **** faced Bollocks; it's how you deal with the entire situation that defines your degree of masculinity. The scale goes from Chuck Norris to Dale Winton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 I've never got myself into such a state that such action would be required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Did the fingers down my throat a couple of weeks ago whilst I was out. Had been drinking red wine, so my vomit looked like Vimpto, which was nice. Sorted me out instantly though, and sobered me up also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seats Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 fingers down the throat? urgh, how common!! everyone knows the way to do it properly is to gargle with salt water, then swallow hopefully not the test of a true man hmmm, how childish was that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 hopefully not the test of a true man hmmm, how childish was that? ah but a true man, who is sure he is a true man would have no problem with it, if it was required though, as he KNOWS he is a true man was that MORE or LESS childish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 there is nothing wrong with a victory spew - especially if it extends the skiting. What is out of order is becoming aware of your vom status and deciding to call it a night. Take the hit, spew your load and carry on. If it was good enough for the Romans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveandal Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 fingers down the throat? urgh, how common!! everyone knows the way to do it properly is to gargle with salt water, I thought that was for ulcers?????? http://scotsport.podbean.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Bollocks; it's how you deal with the entire situation that defines your degree of masculinity. The scale goes from Chuck Norris to Dale Winton. I think you and Dale would make a nice couple. You could use your 'shakes' to stroke his manliness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 I think you and Dale would make a nice couple. You could use your 'shakes' to stroke his manliness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Only Gayers make themselves sick. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 I usually have 2 Burger Kings, that sorts me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 I do it on a regular basis whilst out, makes more room for alcohol! Try to to do it when you've had a curry, that rice on the comeback is murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Only if im dying in the morning.... Not at night if im that bad i just go home... its learning to say no thanks to more drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Only Gayers make themselves sick. FACT. Yep,you either just houdini or fall asleep on the table:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 Only Gayers make themselves sick. FACT. I was referring more to when you know you're going to be sick, but to make things better just hurrying up the process by sticking the fingers doon, not making yourself sick when you aren't definitely going to be. If that makes sense. Anyway, you're a poof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 I was referring more to when you know you're going to be sick, but to make things better just hurrying up the process by sticking the fingers doon, not making yourself sick when you aren't definitely going to be. If that makes sense. Anyway, you're a poof See above. I either fall asleep in the boozer, disappear in a flash or abuse a few bird. I would argue that is fairly manly. PS - I can actually make myself sick If I am feeling ill. Don't need to do the fingers thing. Just tell myself to be sick and look at the bog. Easy. Think I have met a few people who can do the same but it is a rare talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 See above. I either fall asleep in the boozer, disappear in a flash or abuse a few bird. I would argue that is fairly manly. PS - I can actually make myself sick If I am feeling ill. Don't need to do the fingers thing. Just tell myself to be sick and look at the bog. Easy. Think I have met a few people who can do the same but it is a rare talent. Hmm, I suppose you qualify then. RE the last bit; a guy in my year at school could get a nosebleed on command; christ knows how many maths lessons he got himself out of. Lucky ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Did the fingers down my throat a couple of weeks ago whilst I was out. Had been drinking red wine, so my vomit looked like Vimpto, which was nice. Sorted me out instantly though, and sobered me up also. Funny, I never had you down as a bulimic I think I may be anorexic myself. Every time I look in the mirror, I see a fat man... (carbon date that one if you will!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
this_is_my_story Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Bollocks; it's how you deal with the entire situation that defines your degree of masculinity. The scale goes from Chuck Norris to Dale Winton. Nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Don't need to. I can spew on demand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only a Game Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 We've all been there. You've had a heavy night and your body has woken you up in middle of the night. You've got the shakes and you feel like death. You know there's only one way to make yourself feel better; the dreaded fingers down the throat. You know it will bring near-instant relief and is a damn sight better than sitting there waiting on last night's bad choices coming back up themselves, which could take anything up to an hour. The question is, can you do it? Are you describing a real man or a real lightweight ? Real men do NOT wake up in the middle of the night....................because they're not HOME YET !!!:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upthehill Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 As a dog returns to its vomit. so a fool repeats his folly. --Proverbs 26:11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 Are you describing a real man or a real lightweight ? Real men do NOT wake up in the middle of the night....................because they're not HOME YET !!!:p Well I woke up at 7.30am with those symptoms having gone to bed at 5; felt like the middle of the ****ing night to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Been known to do it in the past but not for a few years, usually a dodgy Chinese meal or kebab on top of a bucket load of beer does the trick without the need for fingers these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morry Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Is that not more of a womans thing??! Surely you would do the 'manly' thing and sink another pint in for your breakfast to get rid of the shakes and deal with the hangover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 everyone knows the way to do it properly is to gargle, then swallow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Real men can handle their drink. Real men dont make themselves sick. Real men dont cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlyNB Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Fingers down the throat is for bulimic girls, poofs and lightweights. Real men aren't sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Real men can handle their drink. Real men dont make themselves sick. Real men dont cry. I worry about your avatars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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