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Colonel Kurtz

At the moment,it would seem that young jamie away with Scotland will be the only one getting any coaching.

When he returns we will have a youngster who has played one game for Hearts and a new import from Kaunus who has played none.

In the run up to saturdays match there will be NO goalkeeping coach

What a shambles

I hear Copil has been asked to fill the gap temporarily until the FEE (faceless Eastern european) graduates from SMERSH school

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Colonel Kurtz
right. you're gonna have to spell it out for me. SMERSH?

 

probably before your time

A very young Robert Shaw ,is punched in the stomach by a woman called Kleb with a knife in the toe of her shoe.L

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probably before your time

A very young Robert Shaw ,is punched in the stomach by a woman called Kleb with a knife in the toe of her shoe.L

 

:food-smiley-004:

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Drylaw Hearts
probably before your time

A very young Robert Shaw ,is punched in the stomach by a woman called Kleb with a knife in the toe of her shoe.L

 

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Colonel Kurtz
18829455.jpg

 

Its very worrying you could find that photo so quickly.

Now a difficult one

Whose mouth was on the poster which was used as a emergencey getaway

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Its more important for Vlad to teach Banks a lesson than to ensure our goalies receive specialist goalkeeper coaching?

 

What dont you get about the situ???

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The People's Chimp
Its more important for Vlad to teach Banks a lesson than to ensure our goalies receive specialist goalkeeper coaching?

 

What dont you get about the situ???

 

exactly. trust is very important, much more important than coaching.

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Drylaw Hearts
Its very worrying you could find that photo so quickly.

Now a difficult one

Whose mouth was on the poster which was used as a emergencey getaway

 

tn2_anita_ekberg_1.jpg

 

It's only difficult if you don't know the answer.

 

;)

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...Now a difficult one

Whose mouth was on the poster which was used as a emergencey getaway

 

Anita Ekberg.

 

What was the characters name and nationality of the assassin killed escaping through Anita's mouth?

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Drylaw Hearts
Anita Ekberg.

 

What was the characters name and nationality of the assassin killed escaping through Anita's mouth?

 

Krilenku (sp)

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John Findlay

How much coaching can you coach a goalkeeper?

 

If an alleged goalie cant catch and hold a ball at 9 then at 19. What makes you think he will be able to do it at 29 or 39.

 

Who was Jim Cruikshank's goalkeeping coach? I don't know either but I will argue that he is still the most skilled goalkeeper I have personally seen in a Hearts jersey.

 

 

 

 

John

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How much coaching can you coach a goalkeeper?

 

None. Thats why no teams bother with goalkeeping coaches.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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John Findlay
None. Thats why no teams bother with goalkeeping coaches.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JamboRobbo

 

With all those goalkeeping coaches then every game should end 0-0. All goalkeepers would be the dogs bollocks.

 

 

 

John

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Colonel Kurtz
How much coaching can you coach a goalkeeper?

 

If an alleged goalie cant catch and hold a ball at 9 then at 19. What makes you think he will be able to do it at 29 or 39.

 

Who was Jim Cruikshank's goalkeeping coach? I don't know either but I will argue that he is still the most skilled goalkeeper I have personally seen in a Hearts jersey.

 

 

 

 

John

 

William hill

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Ryan Gosling

Goalie training is easy. You put a goal behind you, go up close to a wall, kick it against the wall and try to save it when it bounces back.

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Drylaw Hearts
Goalie training is easy. You put a goal behind you, go up close to a wall, kick it against the wall and try to save it when it bounces back.

 

That sounds like something John Burridge would do.

 

Or something out of a Madofeev Coaching manual - only he'd want you to do it with 3 balls at once.

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Actually we should do away with coaches al"together" then....

 

I mean, a striker can either put the ball in the onion bag or he cant.

 

And if a defender cannae heid the baw away from a corner hell mend him

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Ryan Gosling
That sounds like something John Burridge would do.

 

Or something out of a Madofeev Coaching manual - only he'd want you to do it with 3 balls at once.

 

He actually had them do it blindfolded, with their arms tied behind their backs, and rugby balls instead of footballs.

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How much coaching can you coach a goalkeeper?

 

If an alleged goalie cant catch and hold a ball at 9 then at 19. What makes you think he will be able to do it at 29 or 39.

 

Who was Jim Cruikshank's goalkeeping coach? I don't know either but I will argue that he is still the most skilled goalkeeper I have personally seen in a Hearts jersey.

 

 

 

 

John

 

Great post. Why coach any players at all? If they can't produce the goods after they've been kicking a ball around since they were young kids, they're not going to learn much from a past-it geezer in a tracksuit, are they?

 

I think Vlad's miles ahead of you, though. He's been implementing this policy for a good couple of seasons now. He's also done away with other outdated practices such as having a manager and selecting your strongest team.

 

When oh when will the other clubs catch up with contemporary thinking on football management?

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