this_is_my_story Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Pretty much as the title says... Having a really quiet day and JKB can only relieve the boredom for so long! Links to any sites/fora appreciated, football related or otherwise... anything at all, I'm bored *****less! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpos Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 try this http://www.boredatwork.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
this_is_my_story Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Cheers, I'll give it a bash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
this_is_my_story Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Currently having a butcher's at this one from your link: http://www.aclevercookie.com/rap-lyrics-explained-with-charts-and-graphs/ Had to post it here, finding it a jolly good chuckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Here's a wee joke that'll occupy you for 20 seconds... A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in process. A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Shetlander". The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Shetland crofter. Suddenly the old man flipped back his oilskins, whipped out his huge member and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Shetlander was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd. Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw the faded sign for the same circus and the same sign "Don't Miss The Amazing Shetlander". He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The Shetlander stood before them, then suddenly flipped back his oilskin breeks and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible!" he told the old Shetlander. "But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?" "Weel, du sees," said the Shetlander, "Me eyes ir no whit day used tae be!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
this_is_my_story Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Here's a wee joke that'll occupy you for 20 seconds... A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in process. A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Shetlander". The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Shetland crofter. Suddenly the old man flipped back his oilskins, whipped out his huge member and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Shetlander was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd. Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw the faded sign for the same circus and the same sign "Don't Miss The Amazing Shetlander". He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The Shetlander stood before them, then suddenly flipped back his oilskin breeks and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible!" he told the old Shetlander. "But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?" "Weel, du sees," said the Shetlander, "Me eyes ir no whit day used tae be!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpos Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Currently having a butcher's at this one from your link:http://www.aclevercookie.com/rap-lyrics-explained-with-charts-and-graphs/ Had to post it here, finding it a jolly good chuckle! this is my fav graph on that site http://www.ubersite.com/m/115984 just wanted to use the slither Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 this is always one that helps me through the day. http://www.addictinggames.com/bloonstowerdefense2.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
this_is_my_story Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 this is always one that helps me through the day. http://www.addictinggames.com/bloonstowerdefense2.html Lasted about two minutes at that!!! Cheers though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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