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The Mammary Glands - Funny Euphemisms


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Right we blokes (even chicks) must have about a zillion substitute words for these bundles of fun

 

Here are my favs

 

Diddies

Jaloobas

Milk Sacks

thrupnies

Kahoonas

 

anyone got other ones?

 

Mods

I am sure you will take this thread for what it is :)

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Dirty Pillows

Milky Wobblers

Lady Bumps

Top Bollocks

 

I am more mature than this in real life...

 

hahahhah ROFL - that is quality!

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jamboinglasgow

cant find it on youtube but there is a great bit Jasper Carrot does where he lists all the names for funbags, the beast with two backs and the old meat and two veg.

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Dirty Pillows

Milky Wobblers

Lady Bumps

Top Bollocks

 

I am more mature than this in real life...

 

course you are ;)

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I'm running a one man campaign to restore the use of the term "charlies". A good old fashioned Carry On style word that you can get away with using in polite(ish) company.

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FFS I8,

 

Women are not objects to be ogled and abused. This thread shows you for the horrible pervert you really are. Mods, i hope you infract this right tit. :)

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Guest S.U.S.S.
I'm going to start calling them S.U.S.S.'s...

 

:P

 

If only they were all S.U.S.S.'s! :)

 

Motorboat!!!!!!#

 

 

bwbwbwwbbwwbbwbwbwbwbwwb

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FFS I8,

 

Women are not objects to be ogled and abused. This thread shows you for the horrible pervert you really are. Mods, i hope you infract this right tit. :)

 

SUSS you taught me my favourite euphemism of them all!!

 

'Mantovani' to describe womans special place ;)

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If only they were all S.U.S.S.'s! :)

 

Motorboat!!!!!!#

 

 

bwbwbwwbbwwbbwbwbwbwbwwb

 

Ladies and Gentleman - he's back!

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Gotta love a nice set of Gazongas!

 

On the subject, what do you say?

 

A set or a rack?

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I sometimes call them Rosas.

 

named after the evil Rosa Kleb in From Russia With Love.

 

Roas Kleb = cheb, ergo Rosas!

 

A rack of them or a set tho?

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A rack of them or a set tho?

 

Neither.

 

A pair.

 

BTW did you hear that back in the day Telly Savalas and Yul Brinner had a business plan? It didn't work out though. They put their heads together but made an erse of it.....

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One of my fav quotes in dumb and dumber

 

"oh would you check out the fun bags on that hose hound"

 

genius!

 

can't beat a nice set of fun bags

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Spaniels ears. (my wifes after 3 years of breastfeeding by 2 kids).

 

Good old fashioned tits! You can't beat that word.

 

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I P Knightley
Spaniels ears. (my wifes after 3 years of breastfeeding by 2 kids).

 

Good old fashioned tits! You can't beat that word.

 

.

 

I don't think we've had knockers.

 

Norks, jugs & poons also fit the bill nicely.

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dodethejambo

Speed bumps

Milk wagons

Mosquito bites (small breasts)

Sweater Puppies

Bristol City's

Fun Cushions

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I'm just watching the STV news!!

 

The blonde haired burd has a cracking set of

 

Door_knockers_Pear_style_2_finishes.jpg

 

 

Anyone know her name?

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