Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 All week she was going on about meeting a certain poster in the Westfield. And boy, was she ****ed off when he didn't turn up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 All week she was going on about meeting a certain poster in the Westfield. And boy, was she ****ed off when he didn't turn up! Who was it? I think you's walked past me as you were leaving Westie's today. You had a missus dragging behind you with a blue jacket on, and the wee one had a hat on and she had glasses. I was a bit busy shouting at my wee lad who was trying to be a tightrope walker along the black railing along the area just outside the pub. I'm sure it was you's, but didn't want to make a tat of myself, so just did it inside the ground instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 9, 2008 Author Share Posted August 9, 2008 Who was it? I think you's walked past me as you were leaving Westie's today. You had a missus dragging behind you with a blue jacket on, and the wee one had a hat on and she had glasses. I was a bit busy shouting at my wee lad who was trying to be a tightrope walker along the black railing along the area just outside the pub. I'm sure it was you's, but didn't want to make a tat of myself, so just did it inside the ground instead. Who was it? Hmm, might have spotted me outside the Westfield! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Who was it? Hmm, might have spotted me outside the Westfield! I didn't realise I was so popular mate Andy, how could you let down a little child ffs, you cad!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I didn't realise I was so popular mate Andy, how could you let down a little child ffs, you cad!!! I didn't realise it was them until they were outside the boozer, by then, i had to follow my wee fella in as he was away to get some pringles out the machine (after tightroping along the railing). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 9, 2008 Author Share Posted August 9, 2008 I didn't realise I was so popular mate Andy, how could you let down a little child ffs, you cad!!! Thank you John. Do you realise that I'm not allowed to call him ****pot in the house because Kay always tells me its Copperpot, and this is how he treats her, disgraceful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I didn't realise it was them until they were outside the boozer, by then, i had to follow my wee fella in as he was away to get some pringles out the machine (after tightroping along the railing). More like he was trying to get served at the bar, like faither like son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Thank you John. Do you realise that I'm not allowed to call him ****pot in the house because Kay always tells me its Copperpot, and this is how he treats her, disgraceful! Jesus, that makes it worse mate, she even sticks up for pis, erm I mean copperpot and he can't be arsed to say hello to the poor wee lassie (who's an invalid btw Andy you hearltess git) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 9, 2008 Author Share Posted August 9, 2008 Jesus, that makes it worse mate, she even sticks up for pis, erm I mean copperpot and he can't be arsed to say hello to the poor wee lassie (who's an invalid btw Andy you hearltess git) I notice he's avoiding this thread now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I notice he's avoiding this thread now! No I'm still here, just feeling bad now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 9, 2008 Author Share Posted August 9, 2008 No I'm still here, just feeling bad now. Don't, just ripping it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Don't, just ripping it! You've made me all sad now. Well you haven't I'm gutted about not meeting my wee pal Kay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 9, 2008 Author Share Posted August 9, 2008 You've made me all sad now. Well you haven't I'm gutted about not meeting my wee pal Kay. When you had her in your sights as well, and a wee pal for her to play with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 When you had her in your sights as well, and a wee pal for her to play with! Next home game. St Mirren, we're on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 9, 2008 Author Share Posted August 9, 2008 Next home game. St Mirren, we're on. Sssh, we're holding a ST discussion at the mo, and I think I might be winning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 You didn't say hi to me either in Westfields Andy you b*stard... You're like Kickback's own queen (in more ways than ) people would queue up for hours just to meet you:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 You didn't say hi to me either in Westfields Andy you b*stard... You're like Kickback's own queen (in more ways than ) people would queue up for hours just to meet you:p I never spotted you, was only in for a minute or so. AIO, promise to buy you a pint when I'm out proper. (Next home game V St Laydown) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 You didn't say hi to me either in Westfields Andy you b*stard... You're like Kickback's own queen (in more ways than ) people would queue up for hours just to meet you Normally sheriffs officers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 9, 2008 Author Share Posted August 9, 2008 I never spotted you, was only in for a minute or so. AIO, promise to buy you a pint when I'm out proper. (Next home game V St Laydown) Its going to cost you a fortune mate, Pringles, a pie , Queen on the jukey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I never spotted you, was only in for a minute or so. AIO, promise to buy you a pint when I'm out proper. (Next home game V St Laydown) Sounds good mate- might have to be the next again home game though, I've got corporate hospitality seats at Newcastle for their first home game of the season (against Bolton) so I'll be probably be giving my ST to a mate. Are you going to Ipox next week or are you giving that one a miss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Sounds good mate- might have to be the next again home game though, I've got corporate hospitality seats at Newcastle for their first home game of the season (against Bolton) so I'll be probably be giving my ST to a mate. Are you going to Ipox next week or are you giving that one a miss? Your starting to sound like your desperate for that pint he promised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Sounds good mate- might have to be the next again home game though, I've got corporate hospitality seats at Newcastle for their first home game of the season (against Bolton) so I'll be probably be giving my ST to a mate. Are you going to Ipox next week or are you giving that one a miss? Never go to Ipox. But may have a couple of Hospitality waiting on me, so may just go and get wrecked, thrown out, then picked up outside the Govan police staton. I'm in a quandry just now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Your starting to sound like your desperate for that pint he promised I just really want to see if he'll do the dance he did when he caught the ball again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everybody loves Baz Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 He's nothin but a big weegie pwick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moz Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 All week she was going on about meeting a certain poster in the Westfield. And boy, was she ****ed off when he didn't turn up! He is a heartless bassa mate......he done the same to me..... I found his name and number on one of "our" websites and thought he was "one of us"...... We arranged to meet and he stood me up.....there I was at the Haymarket clock with my red rose and special jelly........ I shaved my legs as well. Gutted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 He's nothin but a big weegie pwick Big, weegie, ginger pwick is his full title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Big, weegie, ginger pwick is his full title. I aint no ginger. FUD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 He is a heartless bassa mate......he done the same to me..... I found his name and number on one of "our" websites and thought he was "one of us"...... We arranged to meet and he stood me up.....there I was at the Haymarket clock with my red rose and special jelly........ I shaved my legs as well. Gutted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I aint no ginger. FUD. Hightower is a ginge. You aint no strawberry blonde fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 10, 2008 Author Share Posted August 10, 2008 Incidently, the Westfield is a very strange pub. When we got there the locals were dancing to the juke-box whilst it played Fraggle Rock and Nelly the Elephant! The fat hobo who was hanging around (mouser, denim shirt) bought Kay a packet of crisps and asked what she wanted on the jukey. Queen, Don't stop me now, was the reply. He said that wee girls don't normally ask for that sort of music and the look on his face was priceless when Kay replied "Its cos I hang out with bikers". :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Incidently, the Westfield is a very strange pub. When we got there the locals were dancing to the juke-box whilst it played Fraggle Rock and Nelly the Elephant! The fat hobo who was hanging around (mouser, denim shirt) bought Kay a packet of crisps and asked what she wanted on the jukey. Queen, Don't stop me now, was the reply. He said that wee girls don't normally ask for that sort of music and the look on his face was priceless when Kay replied "Its cos I hang out with bikers". :107years: Quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troonjambo Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I aint no ginger. FUD. just because you have no hair does not mean your no ginger big fella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 just because you have no hair does not mean your no ginger big fella Hardly recognised you yesterday slim shady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Incidently, the Westfield is a very strange pub. When we got there the locals were dancing to the juke-box whilst it played Fraggle Rock and Nelly the Elephant! The fat hobo who was hanging around (mouser, denim shirt) bought Kay a packet of crisps and asked what she wanted on the jukey. Queen, Don't stop me now, was the reply. He said that wee girls don't normally ask for that sort of music and the look on his face was priceless when Kay replied "Its cos I hang out with bikers". :107years: fat hobo is the manager i think. I did wonder about the fraggle rock song was about as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 fat hobo is the manager i think. I did wonder about the fraggle rock song was about as well Seems a bit of a surreal place this Westfields. Looks like a dump from outside but you know what they say about books and covers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 10, 2008 Author Share Posted August 10, 2008 fat hobo is the manager i think. I did wonder about the fraggle rock song was about as well Aah, that'll explain why he was waffling on about normally having chips on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 10, 2008 Author Share Posted August 10, 2008 Who was it? I think you's walked past me as you were leaving Westie's today. You had a missus dragging behind you with a blue jacket on, and the wee one had a hat on and she had glasses. I was a bit busy shouting at my wee lad who was trying to be a tightrope walker along the black railing along the area just outside the pub. I'm sure it was you's, but didn't want to make a tat of myself, so just did it inside the ground instead. Kay claims to have seen him, can't say I noticed, kids on railings is a pretty normal thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Never go to Ipox. But may have a couple of Hospitality waiting on me, so may just go and get wrecked, thrown out, then picked up outside the Govan police staton. I'm in a quandry just now. On reading this, the Govan riot squad are preparing for the king of Hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 On reading this, the Govan riot squad are preparing for the king of Hearts. Some guy I know has offered me 2 freebie's this saturday with the works thrown in (Hospitality). I just know I wont be able to go and sit amongst them sober, let alone when I'm half jake'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 You didn't say hi to me either in Westfields There isn't an S on the end:mad::mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 There isn't an S on the end:mad::mad: Someone's hungover today eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 10, 2008 Author Share Posted August 10, 2008 Someone's hungover today eh? Not me tho, Ice poles are cracking for curing hangovers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troonjambo Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Hardly recognised you yesterday slim shady. admittedly the diet did not go as planned :sad:but on the other hand i have munched some right tasty pies;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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