Walter Kidd Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I've been with my wife for 16 years now and love her as much now as I did then. I met her in a nightclub in Dunfermline. She'll admit she was twatted. I was on cheap nasty amphetamine. We've been together ever since. Over to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 She was a pal of my wifes:) Then she was my babysitter;) Now shes my wife:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Met my wife at school when we were just 14. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie fenwick Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 blind date:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk Diggler Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 She was a pal of my wifes:) Then she was my babysitter;) Now shes my wife:eek: What's Jeremy Kyle really like? Comes across as a bit of a Tw*t on tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 blind date:eek: She must be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 mail order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 She saw my thighs at a 5 aside tournament and has been smitten ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Oscar Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I have known mr shona hearts for 10yrs now. He lived near me and we used to eye eachother up. I got set up on a blind date and it was him (I was well chuffed!) He was 10 yrs older than me. Was 18 when I met him. Got married in 2001 and still happy (Although a night with Robbie wouldnae go a miss!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 She lived below me..... spoke at a party, tried to pish in her cupboard Got together a year later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie fenwick Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 She must be. you bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stew mc Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 10.000Baht + p&p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 She lived below me..... spoke at a party, tried to pish in her cupboard Got together a year later. I love a romantic story...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 She lived below me..... spoke at a party, tried to pish in her cupboard Got together a year later. Fancy a beer tomorrow lunchtime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Fancy a beer tomorrow lunchtime? Is this the start of an affair or are you just mates:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 Is this the start of an affair or are you just mates:rolleyes: Hammond, he is called Kenny. I'm no a bufty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Hammond, he is called Kenny. I'm no a bufty. Didnt think for a minute you were a chutney ferret:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Last G/friend in the boozer, we stayed there for the rest of our relationship.........well it felt like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Fancy a beer tomorrow lunchtime? Aye... I'll email you... babes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Met my now wife at the Cavendish fifty years ago. Had a wee fall out with my buddies and saw this what I thought was an American girl with a nice sun tan and glasses. To finish the discussion I said ah to hell with you I am going to take this Yank up for a dance. Turned out she was in fact Canadian. It all led to two kids, a house in Wester Broome Drive, a house in Clerwood Loan and finally houses in Canada. Still together, and closer now than ever before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 Met my now wife at the Cavendish fifty years ago. Had a wee fall out with my buddies and saw this what I thought was an American girl with a nice sun tan and glasses. To finish the discussion I said ah to hell with you I am going to take this Yank up for a dance. Turned out she was in fact Canadian. It all led to two kids, a house in Wester Broome Drive, a house in Clerwood Loan and finally houses in Canada. Still together, and closer now than ever before. What a lovely story. Good on you Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodethejambo Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I have known mr shona hearts for 10yrs now. He lived near me and we used to eye eachother up. I got set up on a blind date and it was him (I was well chuffed!) He was 10 yrs older than me. Was 18 when I met him. Got married in 2001 and still happy (Although a night with Robbie wouldnae go a miss!!) Is he not still 10 years older than you. or are you one of those woman who's age goes backwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morry Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Radiohead gig at Meadowbank a few years ago - I cant look at the bushes next to where the supporters busses park at ER again without raising a cheeky wee smile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Met my now wife at the Cavendish fifty years ago. Had a wee fall out with my buddies and saw this what I thought was an American girl with a nice sun tan and glasses. To finish the discussion I said ah to hell with you I am going to take this Yank up for a dance. Turned out she was in fact Canadian. It all led to two kids, a house in Wester Broome Drive, a house in Clerwood Loan and finally houses in Canada. Still together, and closer now than ever before. Awww I've got a really warm glow about me after reading that Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Radiohead gig at Meadowbank a few years ago - I cant look at the bushes next to where the supporters busses park at ER again without raising a cheeky wee smile! she might have let you buy her a drink first:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 Awww I've got a really warm glow about me after reading that Bob You've pished yourself fatty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 You've pished yourself fatty. I knew one of the village simpletons would come out with the obvious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morry Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 she might have let you buy her a drink first:) She got a drink alright!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortyJambo Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Met the wife in the Rutland, proposed in the Scotsman Lounge...classy, aye that's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Oscar Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Is he not still 10 years older than you. or are you one of those woman who's age goes backwards? My mum didn't like me seeing him at 1st cause of the age difference but i used to sneak out the house lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I've been with my wife for 16 years now and love her as much now as I did then. I met her in a nightclub in Dunfermline. She'll admit she was twatted. I was on cheap nasty amphetamine. We've been together ever since. Over to you. Haha. In a beertent at a music festival in Belgium. She was ****ed, thought I was bent cos I had a red hoody on with sunglasses at night (partaking in too much of the festivities ) and came sat on my knee. Next again night met her again whilst pished and chucked my mate out the tent and showed her I wasnt the gay she thought I was. And the last 6 weeks have been great. Reading that back its hardly mills & boon...classy lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmeladent?rtchen Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Rohypnol,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Just kidding,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 She's always been with me for as long as I can remember (connected to my wrist) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belly Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I met my wife in Majorca, I was over to watch Hearts take on Real Majorca in the Europen Cup Winners Cup in September 1998, We got engaged at Half time at Hearts Motherwell Game on 1st of October 2000 we won 3-0 Durie scored 2 and Kirk scored 1, and the woman from Maryhill she said yes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 The good fortune of the smoking ban led me to meeting the other half, completely steaming outside Edwards in Liverpool, went back to hers and when I woke up legged it back to the hotel. Found my mates had just left for chester racing so got ready, forked out ?50 in a taxi to the racing and got hammered all day again and when we got back to Liverpool my mates just crashed so I texted her and went back for seconds! Been seeing her for the best part of a year now and back to Liverpool the morn ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Met Nikki in a field....nope, shes not a cow, it was a bike rally! We go into secret mode now.....after the best [mod edit] I've ever had I thought I'll marry her to make sure these last, and you've guessed it, the ring on the finger meant NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I met my wife in Majorca, I was over to watch Hearts take on Real Majorca in the Europen Cup Winners Cup in September 1998, We got engaged at Half time at Hearts Motherwell Game on 1st of October 2000 we won 3-0 Durie scored 2 and Kirk scored 1, and the woman from Maryhill she said yes!! Not being pedantic but the Mallorca Vs Hearts game took place on the 1st of October 1998, it was my 21st birthday;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 She's always been with me for as long as I can remember (connected to my wrist) Good old Pam eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 http://www.bigbadchinesemama.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I've been with my wife for 16 years now and love her as much now as I did then. I met her in a nightclub in Dunfermline. She'll admit she was twatted. I was on cheap nasty amphetamine. We've been together ever since. Over to you. Similar to myself. Was totally bollocksed after watching Scotland lumber to a crap victory in the afternoon, several more refreshments, then up to the Bongo Club after some party prescriptions. God only knows what she saw in me then, but we're still together six years later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Every relationship I've ever had has started with me being pished, making a tit of myself, thinking I've ruined my chances and then strangely getting together a few weeks later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Every relationship I've ever had has started with me being pished, making a tit of myself, thinking I've ruined my chances and then strangely getting together a few weeks later. Have found that myself, that my success rates tend to be proportional to how pished I am! Women are strange creatures indeed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Have found that myself, that my success rates tend to be proportional to how pished I am! Women are strange creatures indeed... Have to say i met a Polish chick a couple of weeks ago when I was wasted. I had arranged to meet up with her last week but I honestly had no idea what she looked like. Met her last week and she is a stunner. RESULT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fxxx the SPFL Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 1977, Was swaying in the queue for the Muscular Arms (valentinos) didn't get in cos I was pished we then staggered round to the Amerciana nightclub, on the way round my mate put his arms round two burds he then threw one at me, this wee lassie form Melrose in the Borders, and the rest they say is history, now have a laddie 23 and daughter 24 and wer'e all staunch Jambos. The wife origionally had a soft spot for Charlie Nickerless and smeltic but wasn't long in converting her. :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 :eek:Cant believe that some of you are with things you pumped on the 1st night you met them....total hingoot or what? If it wasnt you that night it would have been someone else..yuk:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 :eek:Cant believe that some of you are with things you pumped on the 1st night you met them....total hingoot or what?If it wasnt you that night it would have been someone else..yuk:eek: We're just so happy that someone let us we keep them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 We're just so happy that someone let us we keep them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belly Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Not being pedantic but the Mallorca Vs Hearts game took place on the 1st of October 1998, it was my 21st birthday;) I know the game was on the 1st of October but I met my wife on the 30th of September. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 My girly was one of the team leaders at my crappy, part time, call centre job that i use to pay my way through university. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chumpsteak Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Internet stalking. But then I'm an old romantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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