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Goose Baxter

Some say......"He has acid for blood."

 

 

 

Nothing exciting but could be interesting to see what people can come up with

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Some say he has Pirelli tattooed on his backside

and that he can thrust more times per second than the pistons on a v8 engine

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Some say he has Pirelli tattooed on his backside

and that he can thrust more times per second than the pistons on a v8 engine

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blondejamtart

And some of us actually know who The Stig really is....;)

 

 

I could tell you all - but then I'd have to kill you all, and JKB would become a very dull place....:rofl:

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Walter Payton
And some of us actually know who The Stig really is....;)

 

 

I could tell you all - but then I'd have to kill you all, and JKB would become a very dull place....:rofl:

 

Watch the credits and read the accounts of Richardson's crash ;)

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Brian Whittaker's Tache
Some say he's Ben Collins

 

Some of us might agree with you

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Some say "he has an a**ehole for a presenter" or some others say "he's saw hibs win the cup":107years:

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Captain Lithuania

Some say he is a Jambo, and that he thinks the top gear car football team could win the Scottish cup before hibs, all we know is he's called The Stig.

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I understand that there is actually more than one Stig.

 

I've met one of them who's other job is working for a well known German Forklift truck manufacturer.

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My God-father was at a wedding last year and the stig happened to be the best man. It's nobody famous, just a guy who happens to be a good driver.

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My God-father was at a wedding last year and the stig happened to be the best man. It's nobody famous, just a guy who happens to be a good driver.

 

If it the same one I've met, he does race cars but your correct about him not being famous. As I've said he has a normal full time job in addition to his driving for the show.

 

He does have a ferrari though:mad:

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Some say he wrote a book called flat out and is really called perry mccarthy

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Some say he wrote a book called flat out and is really called perry mccarthy

 

He's the old Stig, he got booted when his identity became public.

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Goose Baxter

"He once did some time in a prison in Saughton, because his teddy is called The Baby Jesus."

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He's the old Stig, he got booted when his identity became public.

Apparently, Sabine Schmitt has done it a few times.

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Goose Baxter
Apparently, Sabine Schmitt has done it a few times.

 

She is a tasty piece of candy!!! Get her pumped

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Goose Baxter
Agreed, mate, fan-feckin'-tastic, so she is.

 

 

Seen her on Top Gear the other week and she was still looking hot as ever. Did a wee google search on her but could not find any decent pictures of her :mad:

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Seen her on Top Gear the other week and she was still looking hot as ever. Did a wee google search on her but could not find any decent pictures of her :mad:

 

Hate that... carried out a wee 'safe search off' search of Suzanna Reid (bbc news presenter) this morning... and nothing... not even a nipple shot came up, I thought thats what google was for.

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