rbisback Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 I'm entertaining another lady tonight and think I might try and make a nice chilli - she likes that! Can anyone help me with the recipe? I'm a bit nervous so want to do my best for her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Have you got a lot of different women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 I'm entertaining another lady tonight and think I might try and make a nice chilli - she likes that! Can anyone help me with the recipe? I'm a bit nervous so want to do my best for her! Ooooo another women your not i8 in disguise are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyboy Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 ooooooooooooooohhhh get a load of this show off guys!! ANOTHER woman eh? Just rub it right in mate whilst i go and buy ANOTHER jazz mag!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neobis Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 I'm entertaining another lady tonight and think I might try and make a nice chilli - she likes that! Can anyone help me with the recipe? I'm a bit nervous so want to do my best for her! Oh no not this thread again!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeease no! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavsmith Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 ooooooooooooooohhhh get a load of this show off guys!! ANOTHER woman eh? Just rub it right in mate whilst i go and buy ANOTHER jazz mag!!!! I think rbisback is a girl guys....bexs is her name if I remember correctly and she is a beautician Keep us posted Bexs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavsmith Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 I'm entertaining another lady tonight and think I might try and make a nice chilli - she likes that! Can anyone help me with the recipe? I'm a bit nervous so want to do my best for her! To get back on the point before it goes off topic....... I stick some ground cumin and 80% cocoa chocolate in it along with the usual red onions, chilli beans, tinned tomatoes etc Hope this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbisback Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 Thanks for updating everyone, Gav..you have a good memory! Back on topic.....Chilli recipe anyone?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 I'm entertaining another lady tonight and think I might try and make a nice chilli - she likes that! Can anyone help me with the recipe? I'm a bit nervous so want to do my best for her! Stuff wasting time cooking food mate-Throw her on the couch and give her all you've got Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbisback Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 To get back on the point before it goes off topic....... I stick some ground cumin and 80% cocoa chocolate in it along with the usual red onions, chilli beans, tinned tomatoes etc Hope this helps. If you're lucky I might invite you round to cook for us!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbisback Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 Stuff wasting time cooking food mate-Throw her on the couch and give her all you've got Now that would require alcohol...and on that topic, anyone know what wine's go with chilli?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Now that would require alcohol...and on that topic, anyone know what wine's go with chilli?? Lambrusco;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyboy Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 I think rbisback is a girl guys....bexs is her name if I remember correctly and she is a beautician Keep us posted Bexs That changes nothing!!!!! Jazz mag city! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbisback Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 That changes nothing!!!!! Jazz mag city! That means you'll be looking at pictures, not thinking of us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 500g pack of mince brown it in a pan Add a finely chopped onion and two cloves of garlic and let fry till the onions go transparent Add a teaspoon of cumin, a teaspoon of chilli powder and a teaspoon of pa****a (smoked if you can get it ) stir it thru and let it fry for a minute or two (the above spices can be adjusted to your tastes. Fire in a bottle of beer (again i prefer a darker beer but you can use lager) then a carton of passata. Good stir then a very gentle simmer for an hour or so. After an hour add two squares of dark chocolate (70% stuff) Best chilli you'll ever taste. Its also blinding and a bit healthier made with turkey mince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 hahahaha the blanked out word is P A P R I K A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbisback Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 Thanks Brian...you've got a bushy one then have you? Tache I mean, obviously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Anyone who doesn't put nutmeg in a chilli is missing out big style. It's all about the nutmeg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Anyone who doesn't put nutmeg in a chilli is missing out big style. It's all about the nutmeg. WEIRDO;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argyjambo Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 I'm entertaining another lady tonight and think I might try and make a nice chilli - she likes that! Can anyone help me with the recipe? I'm a bit nervous so want to do my best for her! In the unlikely event that I ever entertain a young lady at home I would never cook chilli 1 the wife would kill me 2 Chilli makes me fart like a horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wicker Man Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Sometimes use a Cinammon stick - also I prefer red wine not beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbisback Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 Sometimes use a Cinammon stick - also I prefer red wine not beer. As you can see, I'm quite naive but thought red wine might be better. Any recommendations..the stronger the better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 WEIRDO;) You can ram your cumin ya radge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Thanks Brian...you've got a bushy one then have you? Tache I mean, obviously! No2 All over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavsmith Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Anyone who doesn't put nutmeg in a chilli is missing out big style. It's all about the nutmeg. That is rank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Honestly. It's good. In fairness, I do retract my "it's all about the nutmeg" comment - it is, really, all about the cumin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavsmith Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Honestly. It's good. In fairness, I do retract my "it's all about the nutmeg" comment - it is, really, all about the cumin. Apology accepted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Apology accepted! I make no apologies for my love of nutmeg. Also magnificent on a lasagne sauce - fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbisback Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 Honestly. It's good. In fairness, I do retract my "it's all about the nutmeg" comment - it is, really, all about the cumin. Would have to agree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavsmith Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 I make no apologies for my love of nutmeg. Also magnificent on a lasagne sauce - fact. Hoe DARE you compare lasagne and chillii! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbisback Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 Guys, I was just looking for help. Don't want to start an arguement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wattie Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 I make no apologies for my love of nutmeg. Also magnificent on a lasagne sauce - fact. It was brilliant in my tatties last night aswell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 gayest thread in history:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbisback Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 gayest thread in history:confused: I'm not gay, I'm lesbian! Hope that's ok! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neobis Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 gayest thread in history:confused: Correct me if I am wrong but I am sure that rbisback is a lesbian? That aside people who have moustaches are gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbisback Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 Correct me if I am wrong but I am sure that rbisback is a lesbian? That aside people who have moustaches are gay. Yes, I am...but my granny had a moustache. Oh gawd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neobis Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Yes, I am...but my granny had a moustache. Oh gawd! Did you kiss her? Gross! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbisback Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 Did you kiss her? Gross! I always kissed my granny, god rest her soul! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neobis Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 I always kissed my granny, god rest her soul! 'Snotters and slavers all over your chin'. Bless my great granny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbisback Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 'Snotters and slavers all over your chin'. Bless my great granny. You ever try to bite hairs????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Hoe DARE you compare lasagne and chillii! Absolutely cracking patter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 what the hell is going on here. Lesbian Granny Chilli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Lesbian Granny Chilli. Better sticking to steak mince or turkey I think you have to go to Waitrose for lesbian granny and they never have the free range stuff in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Better sticking to steak mince or turkey I think you have to go to Waitrose for lesbian granny and they never have the free range stuff in You can get Gay Grandad but its just not the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 You can get Gay Grandad but its just not the same. Bisexual Uncle works pretty well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Bisexual Uncle works pretty well Aye. Have you ever tried Transexual Cousin? never know what you will get with that until its unwrapped... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbisback Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 Just showing my date this thread...can't believe it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Lesbian Granny Chilli. Maybe the greatest French prog rock band of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Just showing my date this thread...can't believe it! Some date!!! you really know how to entertain a lady, sit on her all night posting:cool: I bet she can't wait for the encore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbisback Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 Some date!!! you really know how to entertain a lady, sit on her all night posting:cool: I bet she can't wait for the encore It's her choice not mine!! She's not experienced a football fans forum before and loves the Chilli / Lesbian / Granny theme!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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