wibble Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Seems a few of our team have been having problems getting the deluded ones to believe the wind-ups they are posting on hoboflairlovers.net. There have been several glaring errors made which have spoiled, otherwise well constructed, wind-ups. Dumb it down. Big words and correct grammar on hibs.net is like smearing oneself in poo at a fly party. They will sniff you out immediately. Use colloquial hobo terms as often as possible: Av or Ah've - I've Um - him youse - you nae - no or none and derivatives - couldnae, shouldnae, widnae etc etc fud - lash this term around all you can How no - why not happy clapper - call anyone a happy clapper if they have a positive thought there are many others and I hope fellow JKBers can add to the list. Finally, and this is a MUST DO, riddle your post with the Head Bashing Off a Wall Smiley. Any real Hobo wants to use this smiley at least 20 times a paragraph. Good luck interlopers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMcD Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Seems a few of our team have been having problems getting the deluded ones to believe the wind-ups they are posting on hoboflairlovers.net. There have been several glaring errors made which have spoiled, otherwise well constructed, wind-ups. Dumb it down. Big words and correct grammar on hibs.net is like smearing oneself in poo at a fly party. They will sniff you out immediately. Use colloquial hobo terms as often as possible: Av or Ah've - I've Um - him youse - you nae - no or none and derivatives - couldnae, shouldnae, widnae etc etc fud - lash this term around all you can How no - why not happy clapper - call anyone a happy clapper if they have a positive thought there are many others and I hope fellow JKBers can add to the list. Finally, and this is a MUST DO, riddle your post with the Head Bashing Off a Wall Smiley. Any real Hobo wants to use this smiley at least 20 times a paragraph. Good luck interlopers. Are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Are? Nope. Then it would read "are like" which makes you sound like an extra from Darling Buds of May. Unless thats the point you're making, to make the OP sound like he has followed the wee team all his life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Mugabe Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 I think holding a copy of UBIG's accounts close to hand will stand you in good stead. Weekly predictions of Hearts going into administration will get them on your side too, as well as the grammar tips that MJ pointed out. Oh yes, make sure you take excessive delight in any negative spin from Banderson et al and refer to balancing books at least every 3 posts. Likesy ken pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boabster Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Seems a few of our team have been having problems getting the deluded ones to believe the wind-ups they are posting on hoboflairlovers.net. There have been several glaring errors made which have spoiled, otherwise well constructed, wind-ups. Dumb it down. Big words and correct grammar on hibs.net is like smearing oneself in poo at a fly party. They will sniff you out immediately. Use colloquial hobo terms as often as possible: Av or Ah've - I've Um - him youse - you nae - no or none and derivatives - couldnae, shouldnae, widnae etc etc fud - lash this term around all you can How no - why not happy clapper - call anyone a happy clapper if they have a positive thought there are many others and I hope fellow JKBers can add to the list. Finally, and this is a MUST DO, riddle your post with the Head Bashing Off a Wall Smiley. Any real Hobo wants to use this smiley at least 20 times a paragraph. Good luck interlopers. And don't ever use the term " open letter " or Filled Breeks will sniff you out and assault you with his obsessive slaverings. I see our undercover agent has been " faxed back to Kaunas " for his efforts. Shame as some of them had actually swallowed it hook line and sinker too. :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 Likesy ken pal. Thats a chestnut. They all call each other pal. Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 I may be posting on Hibs.net. All will be revealed after the 1st derby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Seems a few of our team have been having problems getting the deluded ones to believe the wind-ups they are posting on hoboflairlovers.net. There have been several glaring errors made which have spoiled, otherwise well constructed, wind-ups. Dumb it down. Big words and correct grammar on hibs.net is like smearing oneself in poo at a fly party. They will sniff you out immediately. Use colloquial hobo terms as often as possible: Av or Ah've - I've Um - him youse - you nae - no or none and derivatives - couldnae, shouldnae, widnae etc etc fud - lash this term around all you can How no - why not happy clapper - call anyone a happy clapper if they have a positive thought there are many others and I hope fellow JKBers can add to the list. Finally, and this is a MUST DO, riddle your post with the Head Bashing Off a Wall Smiley. Any real Hobo wants to use this smiley at least 20 times a paragraph. Good luck interlopers. You forgot 60,000 people - 22,000 fans Free flowing attackign football - hoofball Young talented Scottish Team - less Scots than chelsea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 My IP address is on their radar and i'm instantly banned The most i've ever lasted is 3 posts on there. instant bans all the time My funniest name(bit of a giveaway) was iinject Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Best way to go is be a 'sleeper.' Have a Hibs orientated user name, slag of HMFC in your signature and post positive posts about them for a wee while so they will think you are one of them then you can slip in some insidious posts, buiding up to a big FTH post getting you banned. If you can convince them before you are emptied that there are more of you on the board they'll start mistrusting each other and loads of infighting will ensue. The trick is keeping schtoom when reading the usual drivel they post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Best way to go is be a 'sleeper.' Have a Hibs orientated user name, slag of HMFC in your signature and post positive posts about them for a wee while so they will think you are one of them then you can slip in some insidious posts, buiding up to a big FTH post getting you banned. If you can convince them before you are emptied that there are more of you on the board they'll start mistrusting each other and loads of infighting will ensue. The trick is keeping schtoom when reading the usual drivel they post. Sadly i got banned from the filthy site without even posting.The sad wee ****bag that is Sergey didnt like me quoting him on a Edinburgh based newspapers forum. He didnt seem to see the funny side at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 I got barred after I asked them for usage fees for hotlinking my Fester Rd flat fire pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dipped Flake Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Best way to go is be a 'sleeper.' Have a Hibs orientated user name, slag of HMFC in your signature and post positive posts about them for a wee while so they will think you are one of them then you can slip in some insidious posts, buiding up to a big FTH post getting you banned. If you can convince them before you are emptied that there are more of you on the board they'll start mistrusting each other and loads of infighting will ensue. The trick is keeping schtoom when reading the usual drivel they post. Ah but, this could be a triple bluff and you are actually a hibee, pretending to be a Jambo pretending to be a hibee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest juvehearts Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 i got banned from there for my hearts password. 22inarow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlo2 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 If you want to 'blend into the background' moan about anything and everything espacially Rod Petrie. Comment about all the brilliant signings that Dundee United and Aberdeen are making and how Hibs will be lucky to avoid relegation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambosimmy Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 i love all these plans. will have to give it a go. i only dive over to the dark side to see what the mighty deluded ones are banging on about. need to start some fighting tho. To be fair we are pretty quick on sniffing them out on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 i love all these plans. will have to give it a go. i only dive over to the dark side to see what the mighty deluded ones are banging on about. need to start some fighting tho. To be fair we are pretty quick on sniffing them out on here That's because they are invariably morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winston churchill Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 i've now got two accounts on syringe.net i am deep under cover on one account,and a yamfud likesay on the other it's funny watching me on my pc and laptop .......and posting at the same time;) ps fat mikey & deloused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Do a wee post in their 'shed' (or equivalent) talking about a giro, your work overals, what fags you smoke or what skag you use and youll blend in a treat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 i've now got two accounts on syringe.net i am deep under cover on one account,and a yamfud likesay on the other it's funny watching me on my pc and laptop .......and posting at the same time;) ps fat mikey & deloused ha ha. i'd also like to say "hi de hi campers" :wave1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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