Craigieboy Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I like reading footballers autobiographies. Most are fairly funny and interesting. But, would you buy his book? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fila Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I like reading footballers autobiographies. Most are fairly funny and interesting. But, would you buy his book? . Wouldnt want to taint myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitch41 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 no danger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jocam2325 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 McGarvay was an excellent player and a great ambassador for the game. He ALWAYS gave his best. Of course i'll buy his book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'M IBRAHIM TALL Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Only to see if he could shed some light on why Campbell Money disappeared when he was meant to be playing against Cheltic in 1986. And to find out if the song about his wife was true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Olivers Army Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 The newspaper extracts have been a joke. The lying toad still maintains he didn't celebrate a Celtic win THAT day. TV pictures prove he was running round the pitch with the Celtic players, draped in a green & white scarf, while still in his St Mirren top. The little shoit even tops Neil Lennon as the ****miest player to appear at that vomit-inducing den, known locally as 'Paradise'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater. Couldn't have put it better myself. Hate that cheating wee scrote with a passion. Wouldn't use his book to wipe my deaf and dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jambomickey Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 McGarvay was an excellent player and a great ambassador for the game. He ALWAYS gave his best. Of course i'll buy his book. he always gave his best? except against the **** in 86' always be a cheat in my eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I'd only buy it if I was then allowed to pummel him repeatedly in the face with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans von Luck Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 To read that book would be "like sand in my eyes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bathjambo Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 McGarvay was an excellent player and a great ambassador for the game. He ALWAYS gave his best. Of course i'll buy his book. Just listerning to Real Radio and Franks on the programme-Just admitted he did'nt try against Celtic playing for St Mirren on the last day of 1986 season.St Mirren 0 Celtic 5.Throws that in the air he was an ambassador,good player yes,ambassador no chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabJambo Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I like reading footballers autobiographies. Most are fairly funny and interesting. But, would you buy his book? . Wouldn't pash on it if it was on fire. Jakey cheat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jocam2325 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 he always gave his best? except against the **** in 86' always be a cheat in my eyes I'm sorry I should have included the sarcasm smiley thing for the hardof thinking. Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rods Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 He is on real radio tonight wtf I hate that little scrote. I hope he has a nasty accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lou Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Very unladylike I know, but I will buy it do a big jobby in the picture section and pop it to him the post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I would rather pass kidney stones whilst gouging my eyes out with a spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jambomickey Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Very unladylike I know, but I will buy it do a big jobby in the picture section and pop it to him the post very unladylike indeed hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Wouldn't buy anything that might mean this Manky ^^^^ making money!! Hopefully it goes the same way as Alan Patridges Autobiography (That wiz a Funny episode !!) Anyway...."Frank McGarvey's wife's a....................." Sing along!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I rather glue my eyes shut and get a job in tele-sales than buy that piece of crap. Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I rather glue my eyes shut and get a job in tele-sales than buy that piece of crap. Buffalo Bill . I'd rather buy some book called 2 miles to Tynecastle;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I'd rather buy some book called 2 miles to Tynecastle;) Ouch! Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Would you buy Frank McGarveys book? I would rather s h i t on him, assuming there is a choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I would rather s h i t on him, assuming there is a choice. I'd happily buy you 10 pints of Guinness and a Vindaloo first:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I'd happily buy you 10 pints of Guinness and a Vindaloo first:eek: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Its been a long time baby Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Said on real radio tonight that he thought it was wrong that Chris Kiilen is away playing for country rather than being with celtic just now. Sums up old firm players to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 For anyone who does fancy it, just wait a month or so and it'll be in the bargain buckets at the door of any extra low-rent bookshop for about 50p (max). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Said on real radio tonight that he thought it was wrong that Chris Kiilen is away playing for country rather than being with celtic just now. Sums up old firm players to me! Id rather be playing for my country than not playing for the tic. He's a whanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I would rather lick the limescale of ma bog,will never line that dirty cheating *******s pockets.I hope he is in the bookies when it gets robbed and he gets shot :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted July 29, 2008 Author Share Posted July 29, 2008 Must admit that I'm impressed with the sheer magnitude of opposition. 98.75% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I'd rather be John Leslie's defence lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Must admit that I'm impressed with the sheer magnitude of opposition. 98.75% it should be 100% surely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I'd rather be John Leslie's defence lawyer. at least there's a fair bit of money in that, dirty money of course, but still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackjambo22 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Must admit that I'm impressed with the sheer magnitude of opposition. 98.75% Well impressed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 i take it Prancer has voted.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Only if it were possible to put a voodoo curse on the picture and stick pins in his eyes, and find a full length picture and put a cheesegrater on his knob. I hope his willy falls off and his whole family dies in a plane crash.... On the same day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I'm sorry I should have included the sarcasm smiley thing for the hardof thinking. Sorry Ive not run out of toilet paper yet.:107years::107years::107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troonjambo Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 The newspaper extracts have been a joke. The lying toad still maintains he didn't celebrate a Celtic win THAT day. TV pictures prove he was running round the pitch with the Celtic players, draped in a green & white scarf, while still in his St Mirren top. The little shoit even tops Neil Lennon as the ****miest player to appear at that vomit-inducing den, known locally as 'Paradise'. he tops neil lennon by a ****ing country mile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted July 29, 2008 Author Share Posted July 29, 2008 Has anyone noticed that since Rockey & the other prague guy have left, there is less daft votes on the polls? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 What happened? They've been conspicuous by their absence. A bit like the Chelsea avatar mob after Scotland won in Paris Rocky always seemed alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted July 29, 2008 Author Share Posted July 29, 2008 What happened? They've been conspicuous by their absence. A bit like the Chelsea avatar mob after Scotland won in Paris Rocky always seemed alright. BANNED. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 What did they do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted July 29, 2008 Author Share Posted July 29, 2008 What did they do? Rocky was suspended and then I don't know what happened. Sparta made a couple of pretty silly comments and was binned. They had more lives than a cat on here. Cheerio. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Jambo Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Only would buy it to use as toilet paper, but then four roles of Andrex is much cheaper. I will put ?10 on Saints to beat Celtic next time out and be just like Frw ank and give my cash to the bookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 It doesn't surprise me in the slightest that the bloke from Prague got emptied. I saw him bragging on hibs.net about winding people on here up on more than one occasion. I'm fairly surprised at Rocky getting launched. I never saw him say anything that I thought went over the line and was on the receiving end of a fair bit of unjustified abuse. Having said that its entirely possible that I missed the stuff that wound other people up. Back on topic I would buy the book on the condition I got to ram it up the author's arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMBOn_et_fromage Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 The little git was partially responsible for my worst day as a Hearts supporter. I'd like to make him eat every lying word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Griffin Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 ***** Frank McGarvey dirty cheating bas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambonian Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Said on real radio tonight that he thought it was wrong that Chris Kiilen is away playing for country rather than being with celtic just now. Sums up old firm players to me! Yes, he's just so typical of a Smeltic player, most of them who pull on that manky shirt think Smeltic are more important than any other player's own National team..(with the exception of Ireland maybe!?) McGarvey, Nicholas, McLeod, Walker, McAvennie, Coyne.... actually, the list is endless!! He can stick his book right up his **** who cares about his story, no doubt the great unwashed will buy it with their next giro while guzzling down numerous bottles of Buckie, eating deep fried mars bars, lounging around with their SMELLtic tops on that haven't seen washing powder since they bought it from a man with a stall doon the Barras, listening to their NICE Irish folk songs and telling Strachan what a *** he is cos he's not one of them.......I could go on...but I won't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 For the two who voted yes. Get it out the public library! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeToonJambo Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Very unladylike I know, but I will buy it do a big jobby in the picture section and pop it to him the post Why don't you give him a personal delivery. He is doing a book signing session between 1pm and 2pm on Friday 1st August at W H Smith, Argyle Street, Glasgow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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