Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Its all happening tonight, She's arrived home with the new bidey-in, the ex has turned up and now (9.40 PM) she and the bidey-in have started to dig a hole in the back garden! Maybe I should worry about the ex, but seeing that hes a dealer who used to deal at my back door I don't think I'll bother. Kays now gone to sit on the back step because of nosiness, do you think we've got another Brookside body under the patio on the go here? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbos Right Peg Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 F me BJ all this going on next to you and I am stuck watching the end of the 20 x 20 cricket. Kenny Ritchie doesn't live next to you does he ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 26, 2008 Author Share Posted July 26, 2008 F me BJ all this going on next to you and I am stuck watching the end of the 20 x 20 cricket. Kenny Ritchie doesn't live next to you does he ? No, but the ex is a mhank as well as a dealer! Hole is circular so I guess that rules out a grave, strange time of night to start on it tho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Factor Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 No, but the ex is a mhank as well as a dealer! Hole is circular so I guess that rules out a grave, strange time of night to start on it tho! You said that with a degree of shock there, BJ.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Sounds like a normal night in Blackburn to me BJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 No, but the ex is a mhank as well as a dealer! Hole is circular so I guess that rules out a grave, strange time of night to start on it tho! Very much depends on whether or not they have segmented the body, if they have done a good job on it they could use a circular hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 26, 2008 Author Share Posted July 26, 2008 You said that with a degree of shock there, BJ.... Son called Brendan as well! When they 1st moved in I came home from work to find Brendan in the house wearing the full Mhanks kit. What are you doing in here wearing that I asked him? Don't worry he says, I'm a Rangers fan, then bursts into the Hearts Song! Very surreal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Factor Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Son called Brendan as well! When they 1st moved in I came home from work to find Brendan in the house wearing the full Mhanks kit. What are you doing in here wearing that I asked him? Don't worry he says, I'm a Rangers fan, then bursts into the Hearts Song!Very surreal! What was he doing in YOUR house?? Probably aboot to snaffle the electrical goods no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Very much depends on whether or not they have segmented the body, if they have done a good job on it they could use a circular hole. Am I the only person worried that you sound an expert on this subject? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Factor Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Sounds like a normal night in Blackburn to me BJ John, there are some respectable people in Blackburn on a Saturday night. Though in saying that, they're only there to visit the chip van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 26, 2008 Author Share Posted July 26, 2008 What was he doing in YOUR house?? Probably aboot to snaffle the electrical goods no doubt. Same age as daughter, he was welcome cos they're just kids but when the flashing started...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbos Right Peg Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 No, but the ex is a mhank as well as a dealer! Hole is circular Isn't everyones Would love to see you 'photofit' description to the polis mind Still sounds like a goldfish or Kenny Ritchie to me. I am sure when the constabulary get round to digining up the back garden they will find out it was the bairns pet goldfish based on brain DNA but only just (and the fact that KR is banged up) Back to the Brookie example you dont have neighbours sisters sleeping to close to their brothers do you ? (I thought you were miles from Dalkeith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbos Right Peg Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Am I the only person worried that you sound an expert on this subject? ..............only if you never stayed in Porty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 26, 2008 Author Share Posted July 26, 2008 Isn't everyones Would love to see you 'photofit' description to the polis mind Still sounds like a goldfish or Kenny Ritchie to me. I am sure when the constabulary get round to digining up the back garden they will find out it was the bairns pet goldfish based on brain DNA but only just (and the fact that KR is banged up) Back to the Brookie example you dont have neighbours sisters sleeping to close to their brothers do you ? (I thought you were miles from Dalkeith High 6 bro... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 High 6 bro... For you, thats pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbos Right Peg Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 High 6 bro... Are they drinking 7 up ? Maybe with some coke God where is that lassie wi ma coat.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 26, 2008 Author Share Posted July 26, 2008 Are they drinking 7 up ? Maybe with some coke God where is that lassie wi ma coat.................... Taxi for Jardine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbos Right Peg Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Taxi for Jardine. Sandy or Inspector ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 26, 2008 Author Share Posted July 26, 2008 Sandy or Inspector ? Iain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbos Right Peg Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Iain! Now he was criminal:rolleyes: and there can be no defense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 26, 2008 Author Share Posted July 26, 2008 Now he was criminal:rolleyes: and there can be no defense Yep, found myself in a German pub about 86 and on hearing IJ telling a burd he was a football player (complete with lots of hand actions), I said "No your not". Not a happy bunny with me for sure. To give him his due, he was an honest versitile(SP) journyman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbos Right Peg Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Yep, found myself in a German pub about 86 and on hearing IJ telling a burd he was a football player (complete with lots of hand actions), I said "No your not". Not a happy bunny with me for sure. To give him his due, he was an honest versitile(SP) journyman. Happy days when you think about it now God I was on the train when the other Ian was playing cards with Criucky and others in Perth station Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 26, 2008 Author Share Posted July 26, 2008 Happy days when you think about it now God I was on the train when the other Ian was playing cards with Criucky and others in Perth station The other Ian???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbos Right Peg Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Flasher the legend that is Sneddon.............. the snedmyster the kingofthe ****** the talkof the walk.................or maybe just Perth Central Station Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 26, 2008 Author Share Posted July 26, 2008 Flasher the legend that is Sneddon.............. the snedmyster the kingofthe ****** the talkof the walk.................or maybe just Perth Central Station You're drunk, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 27, 2008 Author Share Posted July 27, 2008 Seeing the hole this morning, it looks like they're going to sink a trampoline, but why do it in the near dark? Erses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Seeing the hole this morning, it looks like they're going to sink a trampoline, but why do it in the near dark? Erses! To get you worried and get the nieghbours talking no doubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 To get you worried and get the nieghbours talking no doubt Bit of an anti-climax this story's end eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 27, 2008 Author Share Posted July 27, 2008 Bit of an anti-climax this story's end eh? Will keep you all informed of how the hole digging sagas going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Yes fill us in with the details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Sorry to hijack your thread BJ but my effing neighbours were cutting the grass and using a strimmer at half 8 this morning,Get a f grip its sunday day of rest and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanB Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Will keep you all informed of how the hole digging sagas going! Apparently the police are looking into it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Will keep you all informed of how the hole digging sagas going! Get it Pumped!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuffKirkMacKenzie Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Seeing the hole this morning, it looks like they're going to sink a trampoline, but why do it in the near dark? Erses! Trampoline. You're just jumpin' to conclusions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Seeing the hole this morning, it looks like they're going to sink a trampoline, but why do it in the near dark? Erses! Helps keep it secret, and annoys the feck out of nosey neighbours. Not sure about digging a hole in your garden to sink a trampoline though, probably make more sense to throw the fecking thing in the Forth during a family walk across the bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 27, 2008 Author Share Posted July 27, 2008 Trampoline. You're just jumpin' to conclusions. No, they do have one that the kid keeps upending so at a guess thats what they're up to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 No, they do have one that the kid keeps upending so at a guess thats what they're up to! They not finished it yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 28, 2008 Author Share Posted July 28, 2008 They not finished it yet? No, they dug another little bit whilst we were out but musta got fed up kinda quick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Methinks they should have done this in the Spring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 No, they dug another little bit whilst we were out but musta got fed up kinda quick! Must have been away nicking the trampoline from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 Update: Hole digging has resumed for the best part of 5 minutes then he got bored again. Kay has made enquirees and been told its a fish/duck pond, a lot of crap I think but if its true then the smack dealers cats will 'av 'em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 They've decided to fill in the hole now, it seems spades and shovels are crap for cutting thro tree roots! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 3, 2008 Author Share Posted August 3, 2008 New development, they've arrived home with what could be decking or possibly wee sheds for ducks to live in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_hibs Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Must be stashin his gear in the hole.. Dig it up and find out whats inside it.. Or next time there in the garden go outside and knock them out with a shovel and bury them in the hole.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Very much depends on whether or not they have segmented the body, if they have done a good job on it they could use a circular hole. Sawz-all will work better. Use a 10" wood blade. Less mess. The circular has a tendency to splatter. Line the hole with lime, drop in the parts and then a lair of lime 1'' deep. Then 6" cover of top soil. Done and dusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 Sawz-all will work better. Use a 10" wood blade. Less mess. The circular has a tendency to splatter. Line the hole with lime, drop in the parts and then a lair of lime 1'' deep. Then 6" cover of top soil. Done and dusted. I'm scared now, there seems to be too many members of this board that seem to know about disecting bodies and body removal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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