Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 she's polish and proper fit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Is this her? Go for it mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 she's polish and proper fit GET IT PUMPED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 she's polish and proper fit Get her pumped!!!!!!!!! but no if she is loverly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 GHP (you know what that stands for) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 She's probably a lawyer back in Poland I'm just a colourer inner!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 pictures man we NEED PICTURES oh aye to agree with others GHP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 she's polish and proper fit Somehow I knew (we probably all did) that before I even opened the thread. From an online translator: Otrzymują jej napompował (GHP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 she's polish and proper fit I'll bet she keep a tidy hoose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Is this her? Go for it mate! No, this is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 GHP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Is this her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 There used to be a cute wee Polish cleaner lassie at my work too. She has moved on though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Leave something on or under your desk that's going to disgust her to the extent she's definitely going to break that cleaner/office worker barrier and start a conversation about it with you. Suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Leave something on or under your desk that's going to disgust her to the extent she's definitely going to break that cleaner/office worker barrier and start a conversation about it with you. Suggestions? Photos of naked boys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seats Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 I'm sure there should be a clever joke in here about Polish and polish, especially since she is a cleaner - but I'm not clever enough to think of a witty comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 I'm sure there should be a clever joke in here about Polish and polish, especially since she is a cleaner - but I'm not clever enough to think of a witty comment Surely you could ask for a spit and Polish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Is this her? WOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upthehill Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Is her name Paulina? I know a great looking wee Polish cleaner called Paulina! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 I'm sure there should be a clever joke in here about Polish and polish, especially since she is a cleaner - but I'm not clever enough to think of a witty comment A Polish man married a Canadian girl, after he had been in Canada a year or so, and although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick. " The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions: LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?" Husband: "An acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms." LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?" Husband: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded. LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" Husband: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?" Husband: "All my relations are in Poland." LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" Husaband: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set and DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes " LAWYER: "No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?" Husband: "NO, I'm always up before her." LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?" Husband: "NO, she is white." LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?" Husband: "SHE going to kill me." LAWYER: "What makes you think that?" Husband: "I got proof." LAWYER: "What kind of proof?" Husband: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says, 'Polish Remover.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"Husband: "NO, she is white." That bit's funnier than the punchline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 There used to be a cute wee Polish cleaner lassie at my work too. She has moved on though... I did too, maybe it's the same one, she probably has to move so much due to the high level of leching at her. I wasn't suggesting you did any of that, Boris, but there was certainly plenty of it in my office, mainly from the married men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peebo Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Why would it be wrong? My office is crawling with Eastern European muff, and it occasionally makes up for regularly working late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 she's polish and proper fit get her to polish it for you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 That bit's funnier than the punchline Thats what I thought when I heard it as well but he didn't ask for a funny joke, just a clever one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Is this her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Is this her? she's not polish, she was from india Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 she's not polish, she was from india Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Put some SPARKLE in her life by PLEDGE-ing yourself to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 When you first break the ice jsut introduce yourself as Mr. Muscle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Don't FLASH at her though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Maroon Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Is this her? Go for it mate! She looks a bit of a scrubber! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 she's not polish, she was from india Zanzibar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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