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Jambojohnnyboy
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I don't know if you regularly shop at Tesco, but this is a salutary

lesson from a friend of mine. He recently became a victim of a clever

scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get the weekly supplies

has turned out to be quite traumatic for him. Don't be naive enough to

think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

 

Here's how the scam works:

 

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car

as you are packing your shopping into the boot of your car. They both

start wiping your windshield with a rag and soapy water, after a while

their tits are almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

Apparently it's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer

them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another

local Tescos. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way

across they start stripping down to nothing, then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you. This distracts you somehow and the other one then steals your wallet.

 

My friend had his wallet stolen on December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on

the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also January 2nd, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend.

 

Tell your friends to be careful.

Nucky Thompson
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I don't know if you regularly shop at Tesco, but this is a salutary

lesson from a friend of mine. He recently became a victim of a clever

scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get the weekly supplies

has turned out to be quite traumatic for him. Don't be naive enough to

think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

 

Here's how the scam works:

 

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car

as you are packing your shopping into the boot of your car. They both

start wiping your windshield with a rag and soapy water, after a while

their tits are almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

Apparently it's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer

them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another

local Tescos. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way

across they start stripping down to nothing, then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you. This distracts you somehow and the other one then steals your wallet.

 

My friend had his wallet stolen on December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on

the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also January 2nd, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend.

 

Tell your friends to be careful.

He would be cheaper shopping in the tittie bars;)
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Funniest thing I've read in ages!

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Absolutely brilliant....can't stop laughing at that one.

chester copperpot
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Good good!

 

 

 

 

Had me chuckling thats for sure :D

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classic

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I don't know if you regularly shop at Tesco, but this is a salutary

lesson from a friend of mine. He recently became a victim of a clever

scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get the weekly supplies

has turned out to be quite traumatic for him. Don't be naive enough to

think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

 

Here's how the scam works:

 

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car

as you are packing your shopping into the boot of your car. They both

start wiping your windshield with a rag and soapy water, after a while

their tits are almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

Apparently it's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer

them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another

local Tescos. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way

across they start stripping down to nothing, then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you. This distracts you somehow and the other one then steals your wallet.

 

My friend had his wallet stolen on December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on

the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also January 2nd, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend.

 

Tell your friends to be careful.

 

 

How did he fall for it everytime?:wacko: He must of bought a lot of wallets.

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And to think Sainsbury's went with Jamie Oliver instead. Classic mistake.

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15 times.

 

After about 2 or 3, didn't he become suspicious? Or does he know what they are doing and carrys empty ?1.99 wallets round with him...

 

Is this really a true story, I've got to get myself to Tesco's.

Jambojohnnyboy
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Is this really a true story, I've got to get myself to Tesco's.

 

Would I lie to my fellow jambos? ;)

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god the old ones are the best;)

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