John Findlay Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 To all my brothers and sisters, and to those that self identity as anything from an ant to a zebra. Hope you have all had a very good weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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John Findlay Posted April 1 Author Share Posted April 1 Just now, luckyBatistuta said: Just celebrating in my own way the new law that has come into force in Scotland today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Best not be a comedian and performing in Scotland. You’ll be lifted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 minute ago, John Findlay said: Just celebrating in my own way the new law that has come into force in Scotland today. 🤣 🙏🏻 to make it through to the end of the day without someone reporting you to the police because you upset the poor wee soul. Wonder how many phone calls the police will take today from the wee softies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertarian Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 7 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said: Best not be a comedian and performing in Scotland. You’ll be lifted. Sometimes I think that Scotland is now the worlds largest prison camp and that we are all inmates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted April 1 Author Share Posted April 1 6 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: 🤣 🙏🏻 to make it through to the end of the day without someone reporting you to the police because you upset the poor wee soul. Wonder how many phone calls the police will take today from the wee softies. I think they are over 10,000 at present, and even 999 is engaged!😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 An example… if an assailant punched someone in the face while also making a hateful comment about their age, that might be assault aggravated by age-related hatred. Power to the oldies😁 What an insane world we live in now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 13 minutes ago, Libertarian said: Sometimes I think that Scotland is now the world’s largest prison camp and that we are all inmates. You insinuating I’m a criminal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted April 1 Author Share Posted April 1 9 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: You insinuating I’m a criminal You're a taxi driver, that makes you a criminal by default😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will... land you in chokey" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 10 minutes ago, John Findlay said: You're a taxi driver, that makes you a criminal by default😉 That’s your next fare doubled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
If carlsberg did rivals... Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 hour ago, John Findlay said: To all my brothers and sisters, and to those that self identity as anything from an ant to a zebra. Hope you have all had a very good weekend. "From an ant to a zebra." What's your beef with Aardvarks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 14 minutes ago, If carlsberg did rivals... said: "From an ant to a zebra." What's your beef with Aardvarks? And zebus for that matter. It's pure discrimination! My animal rescue centre is going to be chock a block with depressed and anxious aardvarks and zebus now, and all because @John Findlay chose, no doubt intentionally, to sideline them from normal animal society. I will be seeking redress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 I'm pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 17 minutes ago, Ked said: I'm pregnant. Up the stick. On the nest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 30 minutes ago, Ked said: I'm pregnant. Apparently too much self-love can do that these days...used to just be hairy palms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 minute ago, Spellczech said: Apparently too much self-love can do that these days...used to just be hairy palms In my case a woman impregnated me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 minute ago, Ked said: In my case a woman impregnated me. Like she fired an egg into you? Did you squeeze her too hard or is she a chicken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Well I’m well protected it seems old ✔️ gay ✔️ disabled ✔️ religious ✔️ ( gender critical ) woo hoo however I’m not a prissy snowflake so I’ll no be phoning any grass line , or emailing it . 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Piece and love, AKA a sandwich and a shag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Pogues album. Extra Loyalty Point if you can spit whats unusual about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 minute ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Well I’m well protected it seems old ✔️ gay ✔️ disabled ✔️ religious ✔️ ( gender critical ) woo hoo however I’m not a prissy snowflake so I’ll no be phoning any grass line , or emailing it . 😎 You the pope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 minute ago, JudyJudyJudy said: however I’m not a prissy snowflake so I’ll no be phoning any grass line , or emailing it . 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Just now, been here before said: Pogues album. Extra Loyalty Point if you can spit whats unusual about it. The boxer is clearly a Fifer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Just now, henrysmithsgloves said: You the pope? Brilliant 🤩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Just now, Tazio said: The boxer is clearly a Fifer. If he was a weegie the tattoos would read, Aldi and Lidl🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 hour ago, Libertarian said: Sometimes I think that Scotland is now the worlds largest prison camp and that we are all inmates. maybe go for a walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flogel41 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 11 minutes ago, been here before said: Pogues album. Extra Loyalty Point if you can spit whats unusual about it. He has peace on his right hand with a thumb left over……with that many fingers is he from Leith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted April 1 Author Share Posted April 1 1 hour ago, luckyBatistuta said: That’s your next fare doubled 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted April 1 Author Share Posted April 1 1 hour ago, If carlsberg did rivals... said: "From an ant to a zebra." What's your beef with Aardvarks? They eat ants😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted April 1 Author Share Posted April 1 56 minutes ago, redjambo said: And zebus for that matter. It's pure discrimination! My animal rescue centre is going to be chock a block with depressed and anxious aardvarks and zebus now, and all because @John Findlay chose, no doubt intentionally, to sideline them from normal animal society. I will be seeking redress. Phone police Scotland on their hotline. Might take you Ten days to get through mind😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canscot Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 3 hours ago, been here before said: Pogues album. Extra Loyalty Point if you can spit whats unusual about it. Five fingers on right hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Well said Humps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 hour ago, Spellczech said: Like she fired an egg into you? Did you squeeze her too hard or is she a chicken? Don't mock me or I shall report you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 14 minutes ago, Ked said: Don't mock me or I shall report you Mmm true I may end up with a different sort of 9 month stretch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 hour ago, Canscot said: Five fingers on right hand. Kate Middleton at it again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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