JudyJudyJudy Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 4 minutes ago, Ulysses said: There are dozens of accents here. You'll have to be more specific, 'cos a few of them are ****ing woeful. Cant recall what part of Ireland he came from.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Agree re: Eastern Europe. I almost gave myself whiplash walking down the street in Prague. Colombians are gorgeous, i'm dating one right now actually Honorable mentions to Argentina and South Korea as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 24 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: I only want one night ...who cares about 5 years later.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 1 minute ago, henrysmithsgloves said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 6 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Cant recall what part of Ireland he came from.... How was his craic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 1 minute ago, Jim_Duncan said: How was his craic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 2 hours ago, John Findlay said: Gothenburg. The women there are beautiful. +1 for this. A high percentage of stunning ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Pretty much everything inside the marked area. Greek women are lovely when they are in their prime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 27 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: They would need to be " soft" to go anywhere near him if his pus is a representattion of his online persona. Insert imbicilic predictably child like hysterically funny camp gif. And a tutorial on " quotation marks " and their use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 First time I was genuinely struck by someone’s beauty was a mixed race African Malay girl in Cape Town. She was also a barmaid so that helped The Malay originate from Indonesia and I know a family in Amsterdam where the dad is Dutch and the mum is Indonesian and all their kids are effortlessly handsome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
periodictabledancer Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 23 minutes ago, been here before said: Insert imbicilic predictably child like hysterically funny camp gif. And a tutorial on " quotation marks " and their use. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
periodictabledancer Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 3 hours ago, New Town Loafer said: Women or men - whatever takes your fancy. Where were you where you found the most attractive to be? For me, it would have to be the former Yugoslavia. Croatia, Bosnia and Montenegro. Breathtaking women. Blondes, brunettes; tanned, pale; dark eyes or light eyes. They all (the young ones) seemed to be impeccable shape, too. My brother swears by Colombia, although given he spent the entire time he was there acquainted with industrial lager and Bolivian marching powder, I find it difficult to trust his judgment. Sarajevo was another great place. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 47 minutes ago, Tazio said: Pretty much everything inside the marked area. Greek women are lovely when they are in their prime. Worst. Dick. Drawing. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 1 hour ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Cant recall what part of Ireland he came from.... Feck. I'll just have to find a sound file with loads of accents and post it so you can say which is closest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 2 minutes ago, Ulysses said: Worst. Dick. Drawing. Ever. I’m a medical marvel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychedelicropcircle Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Gadg = my mirror obvs ya bunch o Jkb munters🫣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
periodictabledancer Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 1 hour ago, Ulysses said: There are dozens of accents here. You'll have to be more specific, 'cos a few of them are ****ing woeful. Cork... "Caaahrk". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 I'm lucky,I get to wake up every morning to a beautiful woman with a fantastic nature.😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Most beautiful women I’ve ever seen was in a Tunisian nightclub, she was the girlfriend of the local drug dealer and a model for the Tunisian equivalent of FHM. Most beautiful girl I’ve been with was of Dutch heritage, 5ft11, blonde, amazingly athletic body, utter cow of a girl though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 12 minutes ago, Ribble said: Most beautiful women I’ve ever seen was in a Tunisian nightclub, she was the girlfriend of the local drug dealer and a model for the Tunisian equivalent of FHM. Most beautiful girl I’ve been with was of Dutch heritage, 5ft11, blonde, amazingly athletic body, utter cow of a girl though She had four tits😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 1 minute ago, henrysmithsgloves said: She had four tits😳 Udderly ridiculous idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Anyone yet said Pumpherston? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 1 hour ago, Tazio said: Re the accent thing. I had a fling with a girl from Keighly in Yorkshire, very pretty and hot. However she was quite chatty during, erm, business. Sexy talk doesn’t work very well with a broad Yorkshire accent. My partner singing "on ilkla moor baht 'at" during the business would certainly be a passion killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 I've been on extended business trips to many countries in Asia, and in Mexico, Brazil, Puerto Rico, and the Czech Republic. I've seen beautiful women in all of them. Mind you, when you're away from home for a while, your standards tend to get lower. If I had to single out one group, it would be the Latinas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in space Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 45 minutes ago, Ulysses said: Worst. Dick. Drawing. Ever. It's actually not easy to draw, using a Dick. (I didn't want to say it was hard!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 55 minutes ago, Ulysses said: Feck. I'll just have to find a sound file with loads of accents and post it so you can say which is closest. Maybe I should have where THEY came from ! 😀😇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 2 hours ago, been here before said: Soft Geordie ones for me. Good shout. “Shove it up me farter, bonnie lad,” would sound dreadful in council estate Geordie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Don’t laugh … Wales I know. I couldn’t believe it either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 54 minutes ago, Tazio said: Udderly ridiculous idea. 🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Ukraine for me as regards pure beauty. For faces laden with character (if that makes any sense), Spain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the posh bit Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 the prettiest girl I've ever seen was from Widburn in Dalkeith 😍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Familiarity breeds contempt, I guess. There were a few women in the Hebrides that damn near knocked me over with their black hair and piercing eyes. My preference over fake tan and bottle blondes any time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 4 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Maybe I should have where THEY came from ! 😀😇 Multiple accents. Hmmmm, more fun, and more detective work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 4 hours ago, lost in space said: It's actually not easy to draw, using a Dick. (I didn't want to say it was hard!). Fnarr fnarr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 5 hours ago, periodictabledancer said: Cork... "Caaahrk". Supitcha? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punks No Deid Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 West Lothian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightrope Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 West Lothian...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightrope Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Just now, Punks No Deid said: West Lothian? Creepy, sane thought at same time.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Town Loafer Posted March 28 Author Share Posted March 28 8 hours ago, periodictabledancer said: Sarajevo was another great place. 👍 What a city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punks No Deid Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 2 hours ago, tightrope said: Creepy, sane thought at same time.. Great minds? Or fools seldom differ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 8 hours ago, FWJ said: Don’t laugh … Wales I know. I couldn’t believe it either. You have a penchant for sheep?😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, John Findlay said: You have a penchant for sheep?😉 Only the good-looking ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Striker Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 8 hours ago, Watt-Zeefuik said: Familiarity breeds contempt, I guess. There were a few women in the Hebrides that damn near knocked me over with their black hair and piercing eyes. My preference over fake tan and bottle blondes any time. Piercing eyes, you say ? 😱 Thats got to hurt Agree about fake tan / fake blondes. This one probably lives in West Lothian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Few years ago was standing checking in at Alicante and there was a Copenhagen flight next to us. I was actually gobsmacked at pretty much how gorgeous everyone was..even the blokes ffs😍 Id have to say I find the Latin Americans amazing, that dark hair and dark eyes I’d be a doormat gladly to these women. I haven’t been but I hear columbian women are ridiculous. I’d spunk masel inside oot in a country surrounded by women like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 6 minutes ago, jack D and coke said: Few years ago was standing checking in at Alicante and there was a Copenhagen flight next to us. I was actually gobsmacked at pretty much how gorgeous everyone was..even the blokes ffs😍 Id have to say I find the Latin Americans amazing, that dark hair and dark eyes I’d be a doormat gladly to these women. I haven’t been but I hear columbian women are ridiculous. I’d spunk masel inside oot in a country surrounded by women like that. I got aggressively propositioned by a Columbiana in a hostel room 20 years ago. Sadly for me, she was the one that slipped past the QA testing back in Bogotá. You know that troll frog/toad cartoon character? She looked like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, FWJ said: Only the good-looking ones 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canscot Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 16 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said: I got aggressively propositioned by a Columbiana in a hostel room 20 years ago. Sadly for me, she was the one that slipped past the QA testing back in Bogotá. You know that troll frog/toad cartoon character? She looked like that. That’s exactly it. Isn’t it? There are gorgeous women in almost any country you could name. Also some bang average ones and downright ugly ones as well. Personally, I can find beauty in almost any race in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 certainly wasn’t Penicuik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 15 hours ago, New Town Loafer said: Can’t believe I forgot the Danish. Here you go, on me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Seymour M Hersh said: Here you go, on me! Might be mine that. Edited March 28 by Dawnrazor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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