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il Duce McTarkin
Just now, jack D and coke said:

Hibs season ticket holder…

:peepwall:

 

Ffs.

 

Still an upgrade, mind.

At least your pretty much guaranteed four BJs a season.

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jack D and coke
Just now, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

Ffs.

 

Still an upgrade, mind.

At least your pretty much guaranteed four BJs a season.

:fonzie:

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Fxxx the SPFL
14 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Hibs season ticket holder…

:peepwall:

watch out for her brother :whistling:

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New Town Loafer
1 hour ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

Here you go, on me! 

 

 

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Ffs!

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JudyJudyJudy

Danish men ! 

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Japan Jambo
8 hours ago, tightrope said:

Creepy, insane thought at same time..

 

FTFY

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jack D and coke
2 hours ago, **** the SPFL said:

watch out for her brother :whistling:

:lol:  he’s a Jambo…so is her old man🇱🇻

Her mum and her season ticket holders at the San giro…

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3 hours ago, **** the SPFL said:

agree with that when we played Zelzincar i noticed that there where some real stunners but unfortunately the wife was with me. 

Tbf, Ray, that was probably unlikely to have made any difference to your  potential night time activities.

 

:kirklol:

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John Findlay
7 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Tbf, Ray, that was probably unlikely to have made any difference to your  potential night time activities.

 

:kirklol:

Au contraire, Mrs Ray keeps a very tight reign on him😀

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Fxxx the SPFL
1 hour ago, Morgan said:

Tbf, Ray, that was probably unlikely to have made any difference to your  potential night time activities.

 

:kirklol:

Quite true Morgan

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Fxxx the SPFL
1 hour ago, John Findlay said:

Au contraire, Mrs Ray keeps a very tight reign on him😀

Certainly does John 

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periodictabledancer
5 hours ago, **** the SPFL said:

agree with that when we played Zelzincar i noticed that there where some real stunners but unfortunately the wife was with me. 

We were drinking up by the uni , Jeezo , the women were stunning.

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John Findlay
18 minutes ago, **** the SPFL said:

Certainly does John 

👍

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20 hours ago, Ulysses said:

 

Worst. Dick. Drawing. Ever.

Is this better?
 

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Punks No Deid

Despite my West Lothian nomination I must admit that my 3 days in Slovenia 🇸🇮 were an eye opener…unbelievably beautiful women

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Ulysses
2 hours ago, Elljay said:

Is this better?
 

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Getting there, I'd say.  :ninja: 

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luckyBatistuta
9 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Been with a couple of really nice lookers from Penicuik. One from Auchendinny too who was beautiful. Stayed in the bungalow right at the bottom of the brae just past that boozer…

I have to say my present bursd is gorgeous, I’m in love😍

Oh, ear ee goes again, loved up teenager.

 

8 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Hibs season ticket holder…

:peepwall:

Remember to make sure she wears that hibs top now😉

 

 

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il Duce McTarkin
6 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

:lol:  he’s a Jambo…so is her old man🇱🇻

Her mum and her season ticket holders at the San giro…

 

One of those bursds that hung about with Hibs casuals when she was younger, nap.

 

:muggy:

 

GHP then GHTF.

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jack D and coke
 

Oh, ear ee goes again, loved up teenager.

 

Remember to make sure she wears that hibs top now😉

 

 

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Two drawer air fryer please pal👌🏼

 

 

One of those bursds that hung about with Hibs casuals when she was younger, nap.

 

:muggy:

 

GHP then GHTF.

Cmon then what’s GHP and GHTF? :lol: 

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luckyBatistuta
1 minute ago, jack D and coke said:

Two drawer air fryer please pal👌🏼

Cmon then what’s GHP and GHTF? :lol: 

Get her pumped, get her to..

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luckyBatistuta
2 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Two drawer air fryer please pal👌🏼

 

How could I forget 🤣🤣🤣

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jack D and coke
 

Get her pumped, get her to..

Ah ok…na the hula hoop might be on the finger this time pal💍

Best man?

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il Duce McTarkin
4 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Ah ok…na the hula hoop might be on the finger this time pal💍

 

 

:muggy:

 

4 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Best man?

 

Ffs, he's no even the best taxi driver.

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luckyBatistuta
1 hour ago, jack D and coke said:

Ah ok…na the hula hoop might be on the finger this time pal💍

Best man?

Imagine the loon with that news

 

:wave1: @Irufushi

 

1 hour ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

:muggy:

 

 

Ffs, he's no even the best taxi driver.

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Seymour M Hersh
19 hours ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

:muggy:

 

 

Ffs, he's no even the best taxi driver.

 

Is there such a thing? 

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1 hour ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

Chilean/American honey alert. 

 

 

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Mixed heritage women are the way to go. 
Shakira Lebanese/colombian

Cameron Diaz American/ cuban

Salma Hayek Mexican/lebanese

Helena Christensen danish/peruvian

Isobel Adjani German/algerian

The woman I married Lebanese/english

 

 

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Dawnrazor
1 minute ago, Jim_Duncan said:

Lolo Ferrari: Human/Plastic. 

Mostly worms now I reckon.

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1 minute ago, Dawnrazor said:

Karen Gillan.

Scottish/Irish.

Not exactly massively different genes between those 2 to be honest. 

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Dawnrazor
1 minute ago, Tazio said:

Not exactly massively different genes between those 2 to be honest. 

Fair comment, but what an outcome.

 

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Lovecraft

Denmark.  Both males and females are attractive, but most Scandi countries tbf.  All in decent shape and hardly any fatties.

 

 

 

 

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Seymour M Hersh
10 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said:

Cool. Look forward to you posting the honey’s picture

 

😜

 

I look forward to you posting your idea of a "honey".:movethatass:

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Seymour M Hersh
10 hours ago, Tazio said:

Mixed heritage women are the way to go. 
Shakira Lebanese/colombian

Cameron Diaz American/ cuban

Salma Hayek Mexican/lebanese

Helena Christensen danish/peruvian

Isobel Adjani German/algerian

The woman I married Lebanese/english

 

 

 

I don't think Cote de Pablo is mixed race per se but born in Chile and now has US citizenship so my bad for inferring otherwise. 

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Dawnrazor
9 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said:

Still would though, right?

😂 Touché!

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Morocco in terms of where I have been 

 

India , Iran , Malaysia and Bangladesh in terms of women I know but never visited the country


Zoe Kravitz and Salma Hayek for famous women probably . So what would that be America and Mexico

 

Dark hair and brown skin , big brown eyes seems to be my thing :lol: 

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il Duce McTarkin
14 hours ago, Dawnrazor said:

Karen Gillan.

Scottish/Irish.

 

My Mrs is one of them too.

 

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Dawnrazor
5 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

My Mrs is one of them too.

 

Ginger?

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il Duce McTarkin
26 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

Ginger?

 

Ginger part Jock part Irish. Webbed feet and everything. Had a figure like Gillan anaw until she swapped filthy techno and ecstasy tablets for having children. Still an absolute ****ing nut-job though so I'll probably keep her handy.

 

 

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Dawnrazor
23 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

Ginger part Jock part Irish. Webbed feet and everything. Had a figure like Gillan anaw until she swapped filthy techno and ecstasy tablets for having children. Still an absolute ****ing nut-job though so I'll probably keep her handy.

 

 

I've never met a completely mentally stable ginger bursd ever, they've all been on the knife edge, it's a very attractive feature.

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il Duce McTarkin
7 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

I've never met a completely mentally stable ginger bursd ever

 

That's because they don't exist. 

 

There was mibbie some level-headded prototype at some point, but they were obviously never considered for mass production.

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Dawnrazor
2 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

 

 

There was mibbie some level-headded prototype at some point, but they were obviously never considered for mass production.

That's a good thing.

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Dawnrazor
2 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

That's because they don't exist. 

 

There was mibbie some level-headded prototype at some point, but they were obviously never considered for mass production.

My son's second girlfriend at highschool was a ginger, they fell out after about 3 months, he had the good grace to acknowledge and agree with my warning to him when they started going out that she'll be mental.

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John Findlay

One of my younger sisters is a Ginger.

She is currently on husband number Four.

I will say More.

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