Dawnrazor Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 1 minute ago, henrysmithsgloves said: A bit glitter on the bucket,we are in the money. Could try the slogan...smarten your skitters with glitter ,hate those jocks available in tartan for serious farting๐๐ป We could do Rainbow Buckets for the bufties and Palestine flag ones for the Jew haters, we could sell a few on here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 Just now, Dawnrazor said: We could do Rainbow Buckets for the bufties and Palestine flag ones for the Jew haters, we could sell a few on here! I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere, don't want a ban๐ค๐ค Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 Blair Drummond Safari park ones with the lion rampant on it for Ausseh to sit on when he's watching the Tories getting fed to the lions, wouldn't want him to miss any action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 Just now, henrysmithsgloves said: I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere, don't want a ban๐ค๐ค ๐ I've had a nice bottle of Malbec so I may be a bit loose!ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 Just now, Dawnrazor said: ๐ I've had a nice bottle of Malbec so I may be a bit loose!ย Wait till you start drinking it๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 @hughesie27doesn't sit on the seat when he is doing a shit. Sits directly on the rim.ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 1 minute ago, henrysmithsgloves said: Wait till you start drinking it๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ ๐ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 12 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said: Can just see this in a caravan ๐ง ย @Nucky Thompson ย 7 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: ๐ I've had a nice bottle of Malbec so I may be a bit loose!ย ย 6 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said: Wait till you start drinking it๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 8 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: @hughesie27doesn't sit on the seat when he is doing a shit. Sits directly on the rim.ย No there's an idea for Celtic supporters ๐๐ป can just see it.. be a real tim,ditch the seat,use the rim๐ง๐ค Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 12 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said: Wait till you start drinking it๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 3 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: ย ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 Just now, henrysmithsgloves said: ย Sound, I'll keep the profits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 4 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Sound, I'll keep the profits. Got the very thing then๐ค ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFK-1 Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 Get back to fat mother in laws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 8 hours ago, Sooperstar said: @hughesie27doesn't sit on the seat when he is doing a shit. Sits directly on the rim.ย Perfectly normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 11 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said: I'm going to get this ย That reminds me of a night out a few years ago. When I woke up the following morning, the wife asked where I was when out the previous night, I told her me and my mates ended up at a session at someone's house in stornoway and they had a gold toilet. She says away you go you gobshite. I gotbher to take me up town and I'd find the house and then I'd show her. We turned up at the house and I knocked on the door. The guys wife answered and I said "not sure of you remember me but I was here last night. My wife doesn't believe you have a golden bog, can I show her please?" The woman then shouts "Dave, the manky bassa that shat in your trombone is here". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 (edited) .ย Edited February 17 by superjack Dp, oops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 17 minutes ago, superjack said: That reminds me of a night out a few years ago. When I woke up the following morning, the wife asked where I was when out the previous night, I told her me and my mates ended up at a session at someone's house in stornoway and they had a gold toilet. She says away you go you gobshite. I gotbher to take me up town and I'd find the house and then I'd show her. We turned up at the house and I knocked on the door. The guys wife answered and I said "not sure of you remember me but I was here last night. My wife doesn't believe you have a golden bog, can I show her please?" The woman then shouts "Dave, the manky bassa that shat in your trombone is here". ๐คฃ Don't suppose you go by the nickname BIG INNES๐ค๐ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 53 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said: ๐คฃ Don't suppose you go by the nickname BIG INNES๐ค๐ There may have been some midouri involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 1 hour ago, superjack said: There may have been some midouri involved. ๐๐ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted February 17 Author Share Posted February 17 15 hours ago, JFK-1 said: ย Knew a guy who had that problem with his mother in law, not at her house but his own when she came to visit. I thought he was joking at the time but he convinced me he wasn't. ย Every time she visited he had to readjust it if she had used it. As you say, nothing but a size reduction and not in the seat will change that. Maybe there's a gap in the market for industrial strength toilet seats. She actually broke mine when visiting once. I don't mean just dislodging it either. ย The womens ankles could support the Fourth Bridgeย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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